Blackbeard
@4dmiraloftbl4ck.bsky.social
Hark ye to the Admiral of the Black, the scourge of the Seven Seas.
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
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Blackbeard
@4dmiraloftbl4ck.bsky.social
· Dec 23
“We aim for plunder and profit, and give naught to king nor God.”
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
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Fuck ICE.
Is there literally anything else to say beyond just that?
Yes. I believe that while we are angry and mourn now, they, and those that let them be in the spot they are, will fade into the sands of time eventually.
Don’t give in now, it’s the least you can do.
Is there literally anything else to say beyond just that?
Yes. I believe that while we are angry and mourn now, they, and those that let them be in the spot they are, will fade into the sands of time eventually.
Don’t give in now, it’s the least you can do.
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Fuck ICE.
Is there literally anything else to say beyond just that?
Yes. I believe that while we are angry and mourn now, they, and those that let them be in the spot they are, will fade into the sands of time eventually.
Don’t give in now, it’s the least you can do.
Is there literally anything else to say beyond just that?
Yes. I believe that while we are angry and mourn now, they, and those that let them be in the spot they are, will fade into the sands of time eventually.
Don’t give in now, it’s the least you can do.
Oi, if yer in this blue spot here, then stay in. If the Admiral himself ain’t risking bein an ice cube fer plunder, ye shouldn’t go out either.
The seven seas are me life, but it ain’t worth it, be careful, hearties.
The seven seas are me life, but it ain’t worth it, be careful, hearties.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Oi, if yer in this blue spot here, then stay in. If the Admiral himself ain’t risking bein an ice cube fer plunder, ye shouldn’t go out either.
The seven seas are me life, but it ain’t worth it, be careful, hearties.
The seven seas are me life, but it ain’t worth it, be careful, hearties.
Stro.
If you’re in the area of tomorrow’s snowstorm, I hope yall stay safe!
If you’re in the area of tomorrow’s snowstorm, I hope yall stay safe!
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Stro.
If you’re in the area of tomorrow’s snowstorm, I hope yall stay safe!
If you’re in the area of tomorrow’s snowstorm, I hope yall stay safe!
Ey, good day to ye then, matey!
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Ey, good day to ye then, matey!
Ye assume the Admiral of the Black is here to entertain ye?
I’m only stating a fact. I seek for entertainment, not mediocrity.
Ye say I’m predictable like it be a bad thing, ye pompous carouser.
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Ye assume the Admiral of the Black is here to entertain ye?
Ye say I’m predictable like it be a bad thing, ye pompous carouser.
And how 𝒊𝒔 everyone doing ? Still going through the motions of your 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 lives ?
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Ye say I’m predictable like it be a bad thing, ye pompous carouser.
It was that me head got lopped off. Maynard oughta get his but if Id been a fathom under, I’d say God took care-a him.
" Hey, I thought you got keelhauled several centuries ago... "
Nay, I assure ye yer seein’ right.
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It was that me head got lopped off. Maynard oughta get his but if Id been a fathom under, I’d say God took care-a him.
Nay, I assure ye yer seein’ right.
" ... "
/Squint/.
" Is that a motherfucking pirate? Holy hell I have gone crazy. "
/Squint/.
" Is that a motherfucking pirate? Holy hell I have gone crazy. "
Good ya didn’t get the plague, then.
(He doesn’t get the joke.)
(He doesn’t get the joke.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Nay, I assure ye yer seein’ right.
Good ya didn’t get the plague, then.
(He doesn’t get the joke.)
(He doesn’t get the joke.)
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Good ya didn’t get the plague, then.
(He doesn’t get the joke.)
(He doesn’t get the joke.)
Good morning, mateys! Today’s shapin’ ta be a good one!
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Good morning, mateys! Today’s shapin’ ta be a good one!
Right, but WHY?
"Oh ya know... posin'."
What do ye think yer doin’?
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Right, but WHY?
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Oasis
Hey Otaku, what's up? You wanna play? Let's fucking play you pedphilic piece of shit Zoophile. Hop off my fucking platform
Below is a document debunking Otaku Potatoes claims against me and my friends and proving he's a Zoophile and a Pedophile. Enjoy
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Hey Otaku, what's up? You wanna play? Let's fucking play you pedphilic piece of shit Zoophile. Hop off my fucking platform
Below is a document debunking Otaku Potatoes claims against me and my friends and proving he's a Zoophile and a Pedophile. Enjoy
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Otaku Potato: A Predator In Victims Clothing
I've had just about enough of Otaku Potato and these games he likes to play. Where he pretends to be the victim. Where he pretends that he isn't the disgusting piece of shit that he is. So okay Otaku....
docs.google.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Oasis
Hey Otaku, what's up? You wanna play? Let's fucking play you pedphilic piece of shit Zoophile. Hop off my fucking platform
Below is a document debunking Otaku Potatoes claims against me and my friends and proving he's a Zoophile and a Pedophile. Enjoy
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Hey Otaku, what's up? You wanna play? Let's fucking play you pedphilic piece of shit Zoophile. Hop off my fucking platform
Below is a document debunking Otaku Potatoes claims against me and my friends and proving he's a Zoophile and a Pedophile. Enjoy
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
What do ye think yer doin’?
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 PM
What do ye think yer doin’?
Ah, some fresh plunder.
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Ah, some fresh plunder.
(Casually rolling around a cannon he found god knows where.)
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
(Casually rolling around a cannon he found god knows where.)
Is that what they be callin’ a “ship”?
I hear it and get all giddy.
I hear it and get all giddy.
“Ohhhhh~! Rem and Daisy sitting in a tree~
I’m cheering this on. YES!”
I’m cheering this on. YES!”
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Is that what they be callin’ a “ship”?
I hear it and get all giddy.
I hear it and get all giddy.
Well, avast me! What fathom spat a thing like ye out?
January 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Well, avast me! What fathom spat a thing like ye out?
Gimme a fine pistol fer me travels and plunders an’ ye’ve made me a happy man.
Would your muse prefer a pistol or a sword?
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Gimme a fine pistol fer me travels and plunders an’ ye’ve made me a happy man.
Stro.
“Pls say you want to be with an animal, validate my beliefs and harden my rockbrain I have literally nothing else going for me PLEASE”
-OtakuPato
“Pls say you want to be with an animal, validate my beliefs and harden my rockbrain I have literally nothing else going for me PLEASE”
-OtakuPato
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Stro.
“Pls say you want to be with an animal, validate my beliefs and harden my rockbrain I have literally nothing else going for me PLEASE”
-OtakuPato
“Pls say you want to be with an animal, validate my beliefs and harden my rockbrain I have literally nothing else going for me PLEASE”
-OtakuPato
Unless ye’ve a supply o’ Hennessy or a good ship to raid, ye don’t sound like me idea of “fun”.
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Unless ye’ve a supply o’ Hennessy or a good ship to raid, ye don’t sound like me idea of “fun”.
(Instant regret fills the pirate’s face as his hat blows off, and he struggles to hold onto his seat.)
WHAT IN THE TEN HELLS IS THIS THING?!
WHAT IN THE TEN HELLS IS THIS THING?!
AND HES OFF!
NYOOOOOM!
NYOOOOOM!
Then put a spring on her cable!
(His ass is NOT buckled.)
(His ass is NOT buckled.)
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
(Instant regret fills the pirate’s face as his hat blows off, and he struggles to hold onto his seat.)
WHAT IN THE TEN HELLS IS THIS THING?!
WHAT IN THE TEN HELLS IS THIS THING?!
Then put a spring on her cable!
(His ass is NOT buckled.)
(His ass is NOT buckled.)
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Then put a spring on her cable!
(His ass is NOT buckled.)
(His ass is NOT buckled.)
Stro.
Oh my god Alex is a heel with a classic New Yorker accent
Oh my god Alex is a heel with a classic New Yorker accent
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Stro.
Oh my god Alex is a heel with a classic New Yorker accent
Oh my god Alex is a heel with a classic New Yorker accent
Aye, thank ye, mysterious stranger! I may as well be findin’ a way up then!
Did not expect to notice @4dmiraloftbl4ck.bsky.social's ship on the horizon.
Sets up a flag of parley atop a ruined skyscraper, then booms from a loudspeaker: "Salutations! You want the loot? Go ahead, just as soon as I'm done cataloguing it for historical value!"
Sets up a flag of parley atop a ruined skyscraper, then booms from a loudspeaker: "Salutations! You want the loot? Go ahead, just as soon as I'm done cataloguing it for historical value!"
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Aye, thank ye, mysterious stranger! I may as well be findin’ a way up then!