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Now is the time of Monsters.

Who put all this order here?
Well, this rules.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The NSDAP might be peculiar, even among fascist political movements, for never having any goal BUT divisiveness, seen through to the most genocidally catastrophic endpoint.

Calling its symbol "potentially divisive" is like calling the Chicxulub crater an example of "potential energy."
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The swastika was last "potentially divisive" in 1920, the year it was adopted as the symbol of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. After that point, its potential for division was realized. Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normand...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Ha...
Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The swastika was last "potentially divisive" in 1920, the year it was adopted as the symbol of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. After that point, its potential for division was realized. Source:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normand...
Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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you have to give it to them, 2.8°C does in fact guarantee you'll never lose an election again
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Also this:

I'll never forgive the Rick Bermans of the Star Trek universe for shoehorning Odo, of all people, into the role of a boring normie buttoned up straight man.

We were deprived of the Odo we deserved, Gray Man Gumshoe Ghost on the Promenade, polymorphously perverse goo-puddle in the sheets
an octopus is laying on the sand with the words viralhog written on the bottom
Alt: an octopus with lots of nubbins hops off its little perch and jets off like a torpedo while seeming to glint in the sun like early 90s CGI. *Cue DS9 theme, roll credits*
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I mean in fairness, once you're paralyzed, you're probably unlikely to fuck any more prisoners you're supposed to be guarding. So, Fair Play to the Crown on that I guess.

Pip pip.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Stories about systemic injustices in the UK carceral state are so quaint.
Imagine a country where in 5 years, only 64 prison guards were punished for fucking prisoners, and case details include

"going into a cupboard."
"Trengrove"
"Austin-Saddington"

And a SUSPENDED SENTENCE for health reasons.
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What... What does Megyn Kelly think that sexual assault is supposed to smell like?
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Thank you. I was wondering what this was about.

She seems like a normal, well-adjusted lady who actually believes things and isn't just drawn inexorably to defend the worst people imaginable by the gravitational pull of the howling void where her soul used to be.
bsky.app/profile/jess...
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM