@2321burner.bsky.social
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The funniest thing right now would the market implodes right after Elon threw the xAI / Twitter anvil onto SpaceX and the IPO can't get out. If would be worth going broke myself just for that 17 day long orgasm.
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The funniest thing right now would the market implodes right after Elon threw the xAI / Twitter anvil onto SpaceX and the IPO can't get out. If would be worth going broke myself just for that 17 day long orgasm.
@keubiko.bsky.social hey uncle K, is this a good time to buy #$V and #$MA with these ridiculous 10% interest rate caps? I feel the fear is priced in for no reason.. TYIA and hope you and the wife are kicking cancers ass!
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
@keubiko.bsky.social hey uncle K, is this a good time to buy #$V and #$MA with these ridiculous 10% interest rate caps? I feel the fear is priced in for no reason.. TYIA and hope you and the wife are kicking cancers ass!
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Lol and it’s a second mortgage too.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Lol and it’s a second mortgage too.
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I find "don't be baggy" is a better strategy than trying to be smart. Just don't be baggy and the returns will come.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I find "don't be baggy" is a better strategy than trying to be smart. Just don't be baggy and the returns will come.
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Trump wishes he could drag ABC reporters into the new ballroom and torture them and chop them up into little bits too.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Trump wishes he could drag ABC reporters into the new ballroom and torture them and chop them up into little bits too.
@keubiko.bsky.social Cheapies du jour?
In all seriousness, I hope you and your wife’s treatment is going well.
In all seriousness, I hope you and your wife’s treatment is going well.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@keubiko.bsky.social Cheapies du jour?
In all seriousness, I hope you and your wife’s treatment is going well.
In all seriousness, I hope you and your wife’s treatment is going well.
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Secretary of The Army on CNBC just said after he leaves the studio he’s going to meet private equity firms to talk about building datacenters on US Army bases. Makes sense because PE cost of capital is much lower than U.S. treasuries, and 25 yr old Excel jockeys have the chops to do this.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Secretary of The Army on CNBC just said after he leaves the studio he’s going to meet private equity firms to talk about building datacenters on US Army bases. Makes sense because PE cost of capital is much lower than U.S. treasuries, and 25 yr old Excel jockeys have the chops to do this.
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@keubiko.bsky.social $KVUE cheapies this afternoon
September 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@keubiko.bsky.social $KVUE cheapies this afternoon
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Mornin uncle K, hope you and your wife are kicking cancers ass.
I was wondering if you own $LLY and if you think what management is scooping up are indeed #cheapies
-your friendly neighborhood drooler
I was wondering if you own $LLY and if you think what management is scooping up are indeed #cheapies
-your friendly neighborhood drooler
August 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Mornin uncle K, hope you and your wife are kicking cancers ass.
I was wondering if you own $LLY and if you think what management is scooping up are indeed #cheapies
-your friendly neighborhood drooler
I was wondering if you own $LLY and if you think what management is scooping up are indeed #cheapies
-your friendly neighborhood drooler
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Tesla is +12% since the Aug-1st court ruling that Autopilot was 1/3 to blame for a wrongful death ($243M damage award or 54% of 1H 2025 net profit ex-credits & BTC gains).
This report shows how Musk blatantly released positive catalysts to prevent a sell-off.
open.substack.com/pub/bradmunc...
This report shows how Musk blatantly released positive catalysts to prevent a sell-off.
open.substack.com/pub/bradmunc...
Why Tesla is Up 12% Since Losing an Autopilot Wrongful Death Lawsuit
Musk is painting the chart via call options in a low-volume summer session in order to avoid a technical sell-off.
open.substack.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Tesla is +12% since the Aug-1st court ruling that Autopilot was 1/3 to blame for a wrongful death ($243M damage award or 54% of 1H 2025 net profit ex-credits & BTC gains).
This report shows how Musk blatantly released positive catalysts to prevent a sell-off.
open.substack.com/pub/bradmunc...
This report shows how Musk blatantly released positive catalysts to prevent a sell-off.
open.substack.com/pub/bradmunc...
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Trump is acting like Hindenburg Research just wrote a short report on him.
July 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Trump is acting like Hindenburg Research just wrote a short report on him.
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If you miss it that much just buy some healthcare stonks with me and relive the scene with the guy being boiled alive.
I miss this meme and this show
May 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If you miss it that much just buy some healthcare stonks with me and relive the scene with the guy being boiled alive.
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No matter how much of a dildo Bessent is, or appears, don't forget that in the White House, just outside the Oval Office, he screamed "Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You!" at Elon Musk. That makes him a fucking rockstar in my books, even if he burns the economy to the ground.
May 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
No matter how much of a dildo Bessent is, or appears, don't forget that in the White House, just outside the Oval Office, he screamed "Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You!" at Elon Musk. That makes him a fucking rockstar in my books, even if he burns the economy to the ground.
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There's a Big Beautiful Hole in my portfolio.
May 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
There's a Big Beautiful Hole in my portfolio.
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We live in hell.
Novo Nordisk hates this trick!!!
Ladies and Gents, the new US surgeon general, highly recommended by RFK jr
“Take two table spoons of Ivermectin, add half a glass of beef tallow, some raw milk and – but only if you like it! - the head of a beached whale…” @keubiko.bsky.social
Ladies and Gents, the new US surgeon general, highly recommended by RFK jr
“Take two table spoons of Ivermectin, add half a glass of beef tallow, some raw milk and – but only if you like it! - the head of a beached whale…” @keubiko.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We live in hell.
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Installing all of my social media apps after passing through US Customs like:
a close up of a young man 's face with his mouth open and his teeth visible .
ALT: a close up of a young man 's face with his mouth open and his teeth visible .
media.tenor.com
May 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Installing all of my social media apps after passing through US Customs like: