Guy
@22caratewok.bsky.social
This is all a massive waste of time
It knows and old man’s ballbag and nob!
November 24, 2024 at 12:01 PM
It knows and old man’s ballbag and nob!
Gonna get the Christmas decorations down from the loft
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Gonna get the Christmas decorations down from the loft
It is my birthday today because of woke
November 21, 2024 at 3:50 PM
It is my birthday today because of woke
Activate the solicitors!
November 21, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Activate the solicitors!
Would be lovely if there was snow in Africa this Christmas time so we could sue the artists in Band Aid for gaslighting and spreading false information 🎄
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Would be lovely if there was snow in Africa this Christmas time so we could sue the artists in Band Aid for gaslighting and spreading false information 🎄
Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick
November 20, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick
Using something which looks like a sports dildo on my hamstring. Absolutely buzzing to be on planet earth right now
November 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Using something which looks like a sports dildo on my hamstring. Absolutely buzzing to be on planet earth right now
Just had a lovely hot bath, like our god and saviour Moo Deng
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Just had a lovely hot bath, like our god and saviour Moo Deng
Farmer Dingle on the streets
Farmer Giles between the cheeks
Farmer Giles between the cheeks
November 19, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Farmer Dingle on the streets
Farmer Giles between the cheeks
Farmer Giles between the cheeks
Only joking.
Goodnight
Goodnight
November 18, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Only joking.
Goodnight
Goodnight
Who remembers what it’s like to smile?
November 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Who remembers what it’s like to smile?
Voluntarily put on Mistletoe & Wine earlier to try and cheer myself up.
Could only imagine Cliff Richard and Russ Abbott posing behind Captain Tom Moore in the Bahamas; the antidote to Fluoxetine
Could only imagine Cliff Richard and Russ Abbott posing behind Captain Tom Moore in the Bahamas; the antidote to Fluoxetine
November 18, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Voluntarily put on Mistletoe & Wine earlier to try and cheer myself up.
Could only imagine Cliff Richard and Russ Abbott posing behind Captain Tom Moore in the Bahamas; the antidote to Fluoxetine
Could only imagine Cliff Richard and Russ Abbott posing behind Captain Tom Moore in the Bahamas; the antidote to Fluoxetine
The new Goonies film should be about the gang trying to find ‘on the run from prison’ Sloth, after he murdered & buried the bodies of Chunk & his family who naively took him into their home without conducting the proper checks.
It also turns out Sloth was a paedophile.
Thank you
It also turns out Sloth was a paedophile.
Thank you
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
The new Goonies film should be about the gang trying to find ‘on the run from prison’ Sloth, after he murdered & buried the bodies of Chunk & his family who naively took him into their home without conducting the proper checks.
It also turns out Sloth was a paedophile.
Thank you
It also turns out Sloth was a paedophile.
Thank you
A real wanksock of a day
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
A real wanksock of a day
Watching live Christmas webcams on YouTube
November 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Watching live Christmas webcams on YouTube
Yesssss! Fuck off Wynne!
November 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Yesssss! Fuck off Wynne!
My brain feels like it wants to come out of my skull for a 30min relax. Maybe in some Tupperware and left under the stairs
November 17, 2024 at 4:21 PM
My brain feels like it wants to come out of my skull for a 30min relax. Maybe in some Tupperware and left under the stairs
Make Ass2Mouth Great Again
November 17, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Make Ass2Mouth Great Again
I bet Anton Du Beke bangs like a barn door in the wind
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I bet Anton Du Beke bangs like a barn door in the wind
Watching Strictly with a mulled wine and some Christmas biscuits
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Watching Strictly with a mulled wine and some Christmas biscuits
@stevewhitehill.bsky.social Steeeeve! 😍
November 16, 2024 at 12:20 PM
@stevewhitehill.bsky.social Steeeeve! 😍
“Diary, ones dildo absolutely stinks”
November 16, 2024 at 11:46 AM
“Diary, ones dildo absolutely stinks”
There should have been a bit in A Christmas Carol where the ghost of Christmas past took Scrooge back to the time he had his first wank. The happier times of his life
November 16, 2024 at 9:20 AM
There should have been a bit in A Christmas Carol where the ghost of Christmas past took Scrooge back to the time he had his first wank. The happier times of his life
Laying in bed with a coffee watching the Jim Carrey animated version of ‘A Christmas Carol’ where his character has a long nose and long chin.
Unfortunately all I can think about when he’s on screen is that the nose can go in the pink and the chin can go in the stink.
I hate my stupid brain
Unfortunately all I can think about when he’s on screen is that the nose can go in the pink and the chin can go in the stink.
I hate my stupid brain
November 16, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Laying in bed with a coffee watching the Jim Carrey animated version of ‘A Christmas Carol’ where his character has a long nose and long chin.
Unfortunately all I can think about when he’s on screen is that the nose can go in the pink and the chin can go in the stink.
I hate my stupid brain
Unfortunately all I can think about when he’s on screen is that the nose can go in the pink and the chin can go in the stink.
I hate my stupid brain