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@22caratewok.bsky.social
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This is all a massive waste of time
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It knows and old man’s ballbag and nob!
Gonna get the Christmas decorations down from the loft
Thank you mate! This is the best Birthday Boxing Day ever!
Thanks ballbag x
Thanks very much m8!
Thank you m’dear!
Long day at work but been out for a LOVELY steak! Now back home to play Fortnite with the kids (my own children, not children on the internet)
Cheers treacle
Thank you m’dear!
Cheers Marion! 🔴⚪️
Thank you and the most warmest regards to you m8
Thanks mate …. It’s been QUITE the day! x
Thank you mate! It’s been a solid 8/10 👍
It is my birthday today because of woke
Activate the solicitors!
Would be lovely if there was snow in Africa this Christmas time so we could sue the artists in Band Aid for gaslighting and spreading false information 🎄
Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick
Using something which looks like a sports dildo on my hamstring. Absolutely buzzing to be on planet earth right now
My skin feels like it’s about to fall off so I’m as pleased as punch
Just had a lovely hot bath, like our god and saviour Moo Deng
Farmer Dingle on the streets
Farmer Giles between the cheeks
My brain is my worst enemy