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Meghan Tutolo 👽✨

Writer, alien, cat lady, (bad) comic, moto rider, moon, artist, activist, recovering adjunct, Leo, lover, browsy-browser with a side of sour gummies… always playing with broken glass.
So what we're learning is that rich people/government care more about computers and pedophiles. Sounds about right.
February 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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"But AI will save everything!"

"If we pay people a living wage, things will get more expensive!"

Funny that AI is taking jobs and things are getting more expensive while minimum wage is still $7.25/hour at the federal level.

Are y'all ready to revolt yet, or y'all waiting for these primaries?
The k in the k-shaped economy is for kalamity.

'"We are seeing a disturbing shift from discretionary debt to survival debt," said Mike Croxson, chief executive of the NFCC.'

www.wsj.com/personal-fin...
Americans With Higher Incomes Are Starting to Fall Behind on Payments
Rising debt levels and more missed payments pushed a financial stress gauge to its highest level ever.
www.wsj.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Today's not-yet-out-of-bed headline: AI CEO warns we are not ready for massive job losses due to AI.
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Crazy marketing... to make the wealthy wealthier and have the poorest folk believe it's for their benefit.
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change
The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...
www.pbs.org
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Imagine immigrating to a promising new country (aka "The Land of Opportunity") only for your descendants to kidnap, torture and murder immigrants...

#America
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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is everything a joke to you?
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Finished this fella. Just need some sturdier arm rods. 😅 All hand-sewn like a lunatic. Who knew I had such patience?

Doing anything now, I sort of feel like those guys who played their violins as the Titanic sank. Idk what the point is but let's jam!

#puppetmaking #muppets #yeti
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Soooo... what are you up to other than outrage and hopelessness?
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The other 15 were normal... this one broke my brain. I realize now they came from China, so I'm thinking this is a language barrier thing? 😭
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I've got a lesser known brand of ADHD called Hyper-fixation. It's sort of like a OCD-ADHD hybrid. I'm mostly functional, but since I clock in at a Type A-, I get no sympathy. Most weeks I'm just trying not to buy a microscope.
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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The United States, 2026, unarmed civilian murdered in broad daylight in front of dozens of people by Trump regime forces. #3E #GoodvsEvil
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Watched Star Search tonight. It made it until the part where the host asked us to cast our vote. The fact that we're still trusting the judgment of Americans to vote for anything... 👀
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Among all of this, I read that our Vice Fascist and his wife are expecting their fourth child.

Wait until the couch hears about this!

I guess pulling out only applies to the couch...
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
You wouldn't believe how many usb wall adapters I have. I just started collecting them, buying them at Goodwill, taking them from friends who don't want them. They are for different amps and wattages, so it feels necessary to collect them just in case.

I just know these will matter someday.
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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South Side. 3000 Sidney Street. Caller is with ICE and says that protestors have them blocked in.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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South Side. 3000 Sidney Street. ICE called in and said that an individual outside the compound is photographing the license plates of vehicles as they exit.
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I just want to make enough money to continue taking in old sick cats and paying their vet bills.
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
We don't hate AI. We hate when AI steals jobs, mimics creativity and pirates material from the web.

But what if we could get AI to do some of the heaving lifting we'd rather avoid? Like, I'd love it if AI could take my mom to the Cheesecake Factory for her birthday, for example.
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Birth is non-consensual. I think about this all the time. I've never wanted to have kids but could never understand why. I know it's how the world works and all but it doesn't feel like my place to decide whether another life is brought into this world ...and with my genetics?

😳

Hot take, I know.
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 AM
A Rilo Kiley song comes on the radio.

Me: "Rilo Kiley! It's been a minute."

A: "She just married her dog."

Me: "Whaa?"

A: "I just saw the headline. Idk?"

I Googled "Rilo Kiley marries dog" and didn't wait for an answer before I threw my phone in the river. I'm posting this with telepathy.
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
In 2024, we adopted this senior sass-ass (Melba Jean Toast) from an elderly lady who was struggling to care for herself and for her animals.

We take on the senior smushy faces. It is a lot of heartache and money, but they need big love and I have it. I doubt we'll ever get a fresh one. 😅
January 15, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I never thought I'd cry so much as a 40 year old. It's not like crying in my 20s. Now I cry when something good happens, when someone acts unexpectedly kind, etc. Why? Because the world is so awful that it feels like a goddamn miracle when something doesn't go wrong. Is that weird?
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 AM
What kind of Millennial lesbian are you if you dont have, at least, one ukulele?

I said it, but you were thinking it.

(I have four, btw.)
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Scrolling through Instagram before getting out of bed be like...

AI killing the planet
FUCK ICE cartoon
Boycott these MAGA companies
Ozempic flex
Stop the data centers
*cat video*
Standup clip about toxic masculinity
Epstein files
My city's Planned Parenthood closing
Goodbye, PBS

🤒
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM