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Zyn 🦇🔞
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🔞 24 / 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 / Gooey Bat
/ Weird Horny Stuff + Programming
/ PFP by: @onedumbmouse.bsky.social
/ My Hypno Spiral Site: hypno.zyntaks.ca
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"Inevitable, overwhelming, synthetic softness" has a nice ring to it. This lil pet certainly seems to agree, and it seems Blue here is wondering if anyone else around might too. Might as well give in now, it is inevitable after all~
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Got an empty package of that Lego knockoff Sylveon delivered. An empty one! Didn't have much time to be angry about that. Turns out, I was the merchandise all along. Assembly required. Unfortunately, the instruction booklet is missing, too.

Let's hope someone finds me and none of my parts get lost.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Not sure why I talked to that Topiary. Guess it is very lifelike. Just weird that I came to this garden all alone. Well, time to find the Sylveon...

My part of an amazing trade with @nystre.bsky.social

#transfur #inanimatetf
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It bothers me that “shiny” pokemon don’t in any way whatsoever shine
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Furry_tutorial_real_not_clickbait.mp4.csv.exe.webm
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Okay, the bad news is we might have accidentally broken your boyfriend's brain and permanently turned him into a dumb horny sex dog with an insatiable thirst for cock and cum

Good news is, you get to join him and you can be together again because we absolutely can't let word of this get out haha!
April 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just saw “feral dni” in the bio and I’m thinking about the number of friends of mine that’d exclude for no good reason
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I-I meaaann hey check out this relaxing video i found--
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a bicycle? 🤔

Your whole body stiff, ready to be ridden hard, tight oiled chain spinning around your cogs as the rubber of your wheels glides over the pavement...

Well, she's making it happen, bit by bit~ 🚲💕💦

#TFEveryday
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I wish the TF process was this easy.........

#rubberfur #latexfur
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
souls poison swamps aren't that bad, fite me
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Eiríni got caught while investigating a shrine- shame that she's gonna be stuck there forever~

Looks like she's having an amazing time though ;3c

#latex #rubber #transformation #kitsune #permanentTF #rubbersuiting
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I think like 90% of disagreements come down to people having different definitions for words, rather than actually describing a conflicting reality
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat
Bayern Munich have been beaten for the first time this season.

They went 18 games without defeat until the visit to Arsenal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Taking a new toy through the basics of being one with @toychu.toy.tf 🔞~
While having an existential crisis :3

( #Octransfur Day 26 - Novice)
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Hypnovember Day 27: Repeat

It's so much fun to ask questions you already know the answer to. Whether the scaled golem echoed its new, simplified outlook again or kept its mindless muscle tense in total silence, Sable won.

My part of a trade with @nerdcatsupreme.bsky.social!
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
you are all obligated to get this up to a full year!!! comment!! >:3
am I sure a formlock like this is responsible? No, absolutely not, but also hee hee. Rattata >w<

💜 = +6 hours
🔁 = +12 hours
💬 = +24 hours

For every month added I'll roll a 3d6. Triple 1's will very much permaglue me in this suit.

I'm adding a cut off point for the results on Sun 30 Nov 6PM CET
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Been getting Robot Chicken clips on my YT shorts feed recently, and it seems really mediocre. Like, every skit seems to be on the "hehe what if <character> swore a lot and did something offensive" level of 'parody'
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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qrting cause idk how visibility works but I just open-sourced collaborAT, a platform for collaboratively operating a single bluesky account via oauth and individual passwords (since the bsky client still requires them grumble grumble)
Happy Thanksgiving! I've finally gotten around to making sure this was in "good enough" shape to publish the source so people could poke around with it if they wanted!

github.com/cheeplusplus...

This is intended for 'private use', aka people should deploy their own instead of using a shared one
GitHub - cheeplusplus/collaborAT: Collab on ATProto accounts
Collab on ATProto accounts. Contribute to cheeplusplus/collaborAT development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me making a web app normally: "Ok now I have to set up react with typescript and webpack, and..."

Me when I want something done fast: Fuck it, document.body.innerHTML = `...`;
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
oops, I made a shareable formlock time calculator for bluesky posts >:3

Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..

And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!

formlock.zyntaks.ca
Formlock Time Calculator
formlock.zyntaks.ca
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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man the road signs get really weird all the way out here. oh well. probably nothing to worry ab–––

🔴🟡🟢

[ for @vulpethere.bsky.social ! ]

#art #illustration #furryart #hypno
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Once it was discovered how trivially easy it is to hypnotize Avali, they quickly became the Galaxy's new hottest pet! These Avali subjugation systems are incredibly cheap and easy to produce, so the species as a whole barely knew what hit 'em! Luckily they're all much happier now in servitude~
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM