Zorro 🔞
@zorrocafe.bsky.social
Hi! Call me Zorro!
Adult | he/him | new englander 🇺🇸 gringorican 🇵🇷 fox furry 🦊
Anthro artist, lover of large men (especially fat men), PC/Nintendo Gamer, Unitarian-Universalist
Expect random posts about infrastructure
Adult | he/him | new englander 🇺🇸 gringorican 🇵🇷 fox furry 🦊
Anthro artist, lover of large men (especially fat men), PC/Nintendo Gamer, Unitarian-Universalist
Expect random posts about infrastructure
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter881.jpg
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter881.jpg
I need to learn how to make gifs so I can make on of J Draper looking into the camera going “Colour. Is CATHOLIC.”
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I need to learn how to make gifs so I can make on of J Draper looking into the camera going “Colour. Is CATHOLIC.”
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
There are Boston-area furries who like trains and gay stuff and I, for some unexplainable reason, have not put myself out there and joined the pack in which I clearly belong
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There are Boston-area furries who like trains and gay stuff and I, for some unexplainable reason, have not put myself out there and joined the pack in which I clearly belong
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
My Hunger Games head canon that the rest of the world has rebuilt and there’s some kind of European Federation just letting Panem be all North Korea across the ocean
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My Hunger Games head canon that the rest of the world has rebuilt and there’s some kind of European Federation just letting Panem be all North Korea across the ocean
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Apple Calendar on iOS has this obnoxious issue where removing alert reminders takes multiple tries, and that’s after setting “no alerts” reminders for these events when making them 🙄
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Apple Calendar on iOS has this obnoxious issue where removing alert reminders takes multiple tries, and that’s after setting “no alerts” reminders for these events when making them 🙄
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
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“You cannot end English sentences with prepositions.” Well yeah, she’s a postposition now. What are you deadnaming her for???
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“You cannot end English sentences with prepositions.” Well yeah, she’s a postposition now. What are you deadnaming her for???
I adore the fact that automatic music mixes for me reliably end up bouncing between j-rock, metal, UU hymns, and show tunes
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I adore the fact that automatic music mixes for me reliably end up bouncing between j-rock, metal, UU hymns, and show tunes
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December 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Wow, Homeric Polyphemus is way more detestible than I expected. I'm so used to Monster Polyphemus in that he ate Ody's crew seemingly in the same way that humans eat animals, but Homeric Polyphemus is just outright deceitful and cruel for what feels like no reason.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wow, Homeric Polyphemus is way more detestible than I expected. I'm so used to Monster Polyphemus in that he ate Ody's crew seemingly in the same way that humans eat animals, but Homeric Polyphemus is just outright deceitful and cruel for what feels like no reason.
Odysseus: *ends up in the land of the Phaeacians*
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Odysseus: *ends up in the land of the Phaeacians*
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
I need to find myself a group of fellow White Kids In Hispanic Families and together we can practice our piss-ass Spanish together until we can be Almost Good Enough Nietos
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I need to find myself a group of fellow White Kids In Hispanic Families and together we can practice our piss-ass Spanish together until we can be Almost Good Enough Nietos
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November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Anime character: *gets hit so hard they begin bleeding*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Anime character: *gets hit so hard they begin bleeding*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
The Apothecary Diaries? More like Rear Palace MD
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Apothecary Diaries? More like Rear Palace MD
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
Man, Hetalia really missed the mark when they chose the Axis Powers. There is SO MUCH personified-nation drama if you just focus on Rome and Greece's tumultuous two millennia-long love affair!
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Man, Hetalia really missed the mark when they chose the Axis Powers. There is SO MUCH personified-nation drama if you just focus on Rome and Greece's tumultuous two millennia-long love affair!