Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
Cycling Coach - Coffee Snob
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
www.zenturtle.net
"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
www.zenturtle.net
"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
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Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
· Oct 14
a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
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America:
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
We are totally not paying for tariffs... so totally...
February 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
We are totally not paying for tariffs... so totally...
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
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Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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Inciting chaos, destruction, and corruption.
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Inciting chaos, destruction, and corruption.
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Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
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If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time?
Really American FB
Really American FB
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time?
Really American FB
Really American FB
We're 60hrs into power outage with no end in sight as no one is working on the fallen power lines
Baking some polpette in the electric oven literally using sun power, these are going to be the most carbon neutral meatballs ever made
Oh, and baked polenta...
Baking some polpette in the electric oven literally using sun power, these are going to be the most carbon neutral meatballs ever made
Oh, and baked polenta...
December 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We're 60hrs into power outage with no end in sight as no one is working on the fallen power lines
Baking some polpette in the electric oven literally using sun power, these are going to be the most carbon neutral meatballs ever made
Oh, and baked polenta...
Baking some polpette in the electric oven literally using sun power, these are going to be the most carbon neutral meatballs ever made
Oh, and baked polenta...
The sun coming out to the rescue
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The sun coming out to the rescue
Wind was serious last night
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wind was serious last night
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
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My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
We didn't get the full Epstein files yesterday but Jake Paul getting nuked by Anthony Joshua evened it out
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We didn't get the full Epstein files yesterday but Jake Paul getting nuked by Anthony Joshua evened it out
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
The loot from European tour 2025
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The loot from European tour 2025
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Review: Continental Dubnital Rapid 2.4
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
Review: Continental Dubnital Rapid 2.4
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Review: Continental Dubnital Rapid 2.4
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
@support.bsky.team is there a way to remove from my "Discover" the posts to which I cannot reply?
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@support.bsky.team is there a way to remove from my "Discover" the posts to which I cannot reply?
Storm debris and coffee ride
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Storm debris and coffee ride
Morning rides are the best
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Morning rides are the best
Let's see how long it takes for the feed to understand idgaf about American sport games
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Let's see how long it takes for the feed to understand idgaf about American sport games
