Zoe
zburt1234.bsky.social
Zoe
@zburt1234.bsky.social
Boston sports fan. B’s, C’s, Pats, Sox. Life is kinda odd rn..

SSJ: “tell me it’s not that b*****d Donald Trump”
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Shame on USL
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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this morning's Fox & Friends featured commercials for Trump Watches *and* Trump-branded handguns. a level of presidential grifting that was unfathomable a decade ago.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I have about 30 mins of highlights that I’m waiting to post after the season (so I can add post season) ends. It includes all the other things you mentioned

# fellow umbc alum
Teams that would get immediately better with Calheira at starting striker:

SKC
Portland
Galaxy
Houston
Miami (🙊)
San Diego

Basically every team could use him as depth.

It’s not just the goal scoring; he’s really good at all manner of forward play including hold-up, dribbling, and passing
If Taylor Calheira isn’t in MLS next season I’ll scream.

Begging some front office to learn the White/Oluwaseyi/Musovski lesson.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@samlattof.bsky.social what’s the forward situation..? (Taylor Calheira, fellow UMBC alum as JB, had 15 during regular season, & scored 2 tonight during conference final-championship next wk)
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I have about 30 mins of highlights during the regular season as well..

(Fellow umbc alum)
If Taylor Calheira isn’t in MLS next season I’ll scream.

Begging some front office to learn the White/Oluwaseyi/Musovski lesson.
Get out the @johnspacemuller.com long throw-in claxon.

Taylor Calheira finishes off the chance for his second of the night as @fctulsa.bsky.social doubles its lead. #USL-C
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com what do you think about playoff competition with nba/nhl?
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@samlattof.bsky.social what do you think about playoffs being around same time as nba/nhl? (Ik it’s generally nba>nhl; both for me lol)
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I need Scott Kelly to be found

IYKYK
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I was *this* close to (happily) screaming!!!
Second minute of stoppage time in extra time, Lukic scores his sixth goal this season after coming on as a substitute to win it for @fctulsa.bsky.social.

The Scissortails are going to their first #USL-C Western Conference Final.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
LITERAL LAST SECOND IN OT!!! LETS F’ING GO!!!

#FCTulsa #USLChampionship
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That should’ve counted. Just saying

#FCTulsa
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m all for it!!
Is this the year we bring #AnnounceJonBell to Bluesky?
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
She’s clearly never seen GG
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Clearly she’s never seen GG
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
💯🙌🔥
The shape Taylor Calheira positions himself in to receive the ball here, setting himself up to finish, is ideal. Really good striker. #USL-C
Catching up on FC Tulsa, who've really improved in their ability to carve up the middle on the break.
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is actually insane
JD Vance blames "Biden policies" for rural hospitals shutting down in September 2025
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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National Guardsmen now stationed outside our DC building confirmed that the only thing they can do if they witness a crime is call 911. The have no more authority than my office mate to intervene. Despite the handcuffs, they can't make arrests. They are very expensive mall cops.
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Seconded. Currently watching while at a beach bonfire w/ family on vacay

Let’s go Taylor!!
July 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Do you think there’s a chance an mls team takes a look at Calheira?
July 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Absolutely insane
"We're not in love with the law." Ladies and gentlemen, the United States Government.
Russ Vought: "We're certainly not taking impoundment off the table. We're not in love with the law."
June 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Awesome header from a great ball in!!!

Let’s go!!!
We have a developing situation...

@fctulsa.bsky.social's Taylor Calheira with a flicked header off Arthur Rogers' corner puts the hosts ahead of Sacramento Republic FC late at ONEOK Field.

Tulsa's never defeated Sacramento in 14 prior meetings. #USLChampionship
March 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Americans rn:
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM