Christian Polanco
@chrispolanco.com
Stand-up Comedian
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Tom said, "I'm disgusted by ICE's behavior, so that's why I am voting to give them a fuck ton of money."
Rep. Tom Suozzi(D-NY), getting raked over the coals for his vote for more ICE funding, says in a campaign email that he didn’t understand what he was doing
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Tom said, "I'm disgusted by ICE's behavior, so that's why I am voting to give them a fuck ton of money."
Cops seeing federal agents shoot people in the street:
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Cops seeing federal agents shoot people in the street:
shame no longer exists
FIFA president Gianni Infantino announced U.S. President Donald Trump will co-present the 2026 FIFA World Cup championship trophy on July 19.
Trump to co-present FIFA World Cup trophy, FIFA president says
FIFA president Gianni Infantino announced U.S. President Donald Trump will co-present the 2026 FIFA World Cup championship trophy on July 19.
bit.ly
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 AM
shame no longer exists
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Life in Minnesota is terrifying right now, but every day I feel amazed by watching us wake up and go fuck with these absolute losers. Minnesota is going to annoy the regime to death and upon the graves of the fascists we'll erect a statue to Barb the librarian who ran dispatch.
Small thread.
I was driving up to @makwacoffee.bsky.social bc I knew Roseville (a suburb next to St Paul) was lousy w/ ICE. 1/2 mile away I drive past an ICE agent, so I flip around (following every traffic law) & enter a lot where there were 5-6 ICE vehicles & probably 8 observer cars.
I was driving up to @makwacoffee.bsky.social bc I knew Roseville (a suburb next to St Paul) was lousy w/ ICE. 1/2 mile away I drive past an ICE agent, so I flip around (following every traffic law) & enter a lot where there were 5-6 ICE vehicles & probably 8 observer cars.
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Life in Minnesota is terrifying right now, but every day I feel amazed by watching us wake up and go fuck with these absolute losers. Minnesota is going to annoy the regime to death and upon the graves of the fascists we'll erect a statue to Barb the librarian who ran dispatch.
"Make Heaven Crowded" is a bar tho
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"Make Heaven Crowded" is a bar tho
Not many better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon.
AFCON w/ @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & The Cooligans. ⚽
Honored to be the hosts for the @mayor.nyc.gov #AFCON Final Watch party. They made a courthouse into a football house for one of the most dramatic games in soccer history. And it was entirely free to all attendees. Legendary. 🏛️
Honored to be the hosts for the @mayor.nyc.gov #AFCON Final Watch party. They made a courthouse into a football house for one of the most dramatic games in soccer history. And it was entirely free to all attendees. Legendary. 🏛️
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Not many better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon.
that mf under that mask
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
that mf under that mask
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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Sending lots of love to the Twin Cities and all of Minnesota right now. A place that has been so incredibly welcoming to us, by some of the kindest people on Earth. The soccer community in MN is like no other, and we stand in solidarity with all the people pushing back on this immense cruelty. ❤️
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Sending lots of love to the Twin Cities and all of Minnesota right now. A place that has been so incredibly welcoming to us, by some of the kindest people on Earth. The soccer community in MN is like no other, and we stand in solidarity with all the people pushing back on this immense cruelty. ❤️
this is what a dictatorship looks like
A Minneapolis driver was shot and killed by ICE officer during immigration-related operation.
DHS says it was a "vehicle ramming related" incident.
Mayor Jacob Frey says it did not appear that the vehicle was being weaponized against the agent. nbcnews.to/4qI7AiA
DHS says it was a "vehicle ramming related" incident.
Mayor Jacob Frey says it did not appear that the vehicle was being weaponized against the agent. nbcnews.to/4qI7AiA
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
this is what a dictatorship looks like
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Fun fact about me. When I was in junior high school, I went on a field trip to the prison where Nicolas Maduro is being detained.
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Fun fact about me. When I was in junior high school, I went on a field trip to the prison where Nicolas Maduro is being detained.
Not sure about you guys, but I expect a little bit more of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize award winner than attacking a sovereign country in the middle of the night and kidnapping its sitting president. That’s just me tho.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Not sure about you guys, but I expect a little bit more of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize award winner than attacking a sovereign country in the middle of the night and kidnapping its sitting president. That’s just me tho.
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Yes we obviously asked Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to create an NYC Soccer Czar position in his administration because we know two incredible candidates for the role. ⚽️🤴🏽🤴🏻
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Yes we obviously asked Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to create an NYC Soccer Czar position in his administration because we know two incredible candidates for the role. ⚽️🤴🏽🤴🏻
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If Scott Jennings has no haters, we are dead. 😅
The Black List founder @franklinleonard.bsky.social on what it's like joining the panel on CNN.
The Black List founder @franklinleonard.bsky.social on what it's like joining the panel on CNN.
December 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If Scott Jennings has no haters, we are dead. 😅
The Black List founder @franklinleonard.bsky.social on what it's like joining the panel on CNN.
The Black List founder @franklinleonard.bsky.social on what it's like joining the panel on CNN.
ayo Santa, this is not what I wanted for Christmas! 😭 #NYCFC
🇺🇸 BREAKING: The LA Galaxy are finalizing a deal to sign free agent center back Justin Haak, per sources.
Haak, 24, was one of the marquee free agents. Had a breakout 2025 season.
Galaxy now reload with Haak and Jakob Glesnes. Big winter.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
Haak, 24, was one of the marquee free agents. Had a breakout 2025 season.
Galaxy now reload with Haak and Jakob Glesnes. Big winter.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
LA Galaxy continue defensive makeover with move for NYCFC’s Justin Haak: Sources
The Galaxy are continuing their offseason resurgence after a title defense that went horribly wrong
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ayo Santa, this is not what I wanted for Christmas! 😭 #NYCFC
DOJ redacting the Epstein files
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
DOJ redacting the Epstein files
bro whatever is in them Epstein files must be CRAZY.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
bro whatever is in them Epstein files must be CRAZY.
NBA Cup > NBA Finals
I have always said this.
I have always said this.
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
NBA Cup > NBA Finals
I have always said this.
I have always said this.
Well, this was fun. 🤩
Talking @usmnt.ussoccer.com with the NYC Mayor-Elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on a subway ride from the Bronx to Manhattan! 🗽 #WorldCup
Check out the full interview ⬇️
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Check out the full interview ⬇️
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SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/msakmty2
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/xOaFp28gQL4
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Well, this was fun. 🤩
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Scott Pilgrim is a perfect film imo. Fantastic script. Next to no wasted moments or dialogue. Good jokes. Great cameos. A fun movie that I could never get bored of.
Scott Pilgrim is a perfect film imo. Fantastic script. Next to no wasted moments or dialogue. Good jokes. Great cameos. A fun movie that I could never get bored of.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Scott Pilgrim is a perfect film imo. Fantastic script. Next to no wasted moments or dialogue. Good jokes. Great cameos. A fun movie that I could never get bored of.
Scott Pilgrim is a perfect film imo. Fantastic script. Next to no wasted moments or dialogue. Good jokes. Great cameos. A fun movie that I could never get bored of.