Zac Parker
@zacparkerwny.bsky.social
Musician, Bills Fan, Essayist, Shitposter.
Former: NEPA/LH ROD for Project 26 PA, Organizing Director for Nikil Saval, Campaign Manager for Pennridge Community Alliance, Chair of Lockport Dems.
Former: NEPA/LH ROD for Project 26 PA, Organizing Director for Nikil Saval, Campaign Manager for Pennridge Community Alliance, Chair of Lockport Dems.
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The results of a very close election in Ontario County are finally in. A Democrat has unseated the incumbent Republican for Canandaigua NY town supervisor.
Don Cotter won over Jared Simpson by just 12 votes. www.whec.com/top-news/dem...
Don Cotter won over Jared Simpson by just 12 votes. www.whec.com/top-news/dem...
Democrat Don Cotter wins Canandaigua town supervisor race by narrow margin
ONTARIO COUNTY, N.Y. — The results of a very close election in Ontario County are finally in. A Democrat has unseated the incumbent Republican for Canandaigua town supervisor.Don Cotter won over Jared...
www.whec.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The results of a very close election in Ontario County are finally in. A Democrat has unseated the incumbent Republican for Canandaigua NY town supervisor.
Don Cotter won over Jared Simpson by just 12 votes. www.whec.com/top-news/dem...
Don Cotter won over Jared Simpson by just 12 votes. www.whec.com/top-news/dem...
BENFORD WOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
BENFORD WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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Saying they’re gonna make Looney Tunes gay is like saying someone is going to make a John Waters movie gay
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Saying they’re gonna make Looney Tunes gay is like saying someone is going to make a John Waters movie gay
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This spot in particular is basically a dead-on description of what Twitter is now
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This spot in particular is basically a dead-on description of what Twitter is now
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
I've been donating to help preserve the red panda in hopes that they one day are no longer endangered. Then I plan to keep one as a pet.
If you could own one outrageous, unreasonable, absolutely not feasible to own type animal
What would you get
It can be kinda basic (maybe an armadillo or a very unique breed of tarantula or an expensive high maintenance dog) or out there (lions tigers bears oh my)
I would get
...all of them
What would you get
It can be kinda basic (maybe an armadillo or a very unique breed of tarantula or an expensive high maintenance dog) or out there (lions tigers bears oh my)
I would get
...all of them
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I've been donating to help preserve the red panda in hopes that they one day are no longer endangered. Then I plan to keep one as a pet.
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People deserve an energetic and passionate Rep who serves their interests and is focused on Western NY families. Someone committed to helping them plant roots, live, and thrive here. I am proud to accept @nate-mcmurray.bsky.social's endorsement and build on the work he started a decade ago.
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
People deserve an energetic and passionate Rep who serves their interests and is focused on Western NY families. Someone committed to helping them plant roots, live, and thrive here. I am proud to accept @nate-mcmurray.bsky.social's endorsement and build on the work he started a decade ago.
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Hegseth: Actually, I said "Kill them all? No, survivors!"
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hegseth: Actually, I said "Kill them all? No, survivors!"
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can betazoids sense when you're stoned
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
can betazoids sense when you're stoned
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Judge Napolitano: I worked with Pete Hegseth for 7 or 8 years at Fox News. This is an act of a war crime, ordering survivors who the law requires be rescued instead to be murdered. I think it's getting beyond politics now. The killing is out of hand.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Judge Napolitano: I worked with Pete Hegseth for 7 or 8 years at Fox News. This is an act of a war crime, ordering survivors who the law requires be rescued instead to be murdered. I think it's getting beyond politics now. The killing is out of hand.
Early but looks like Behn swing rural counties by 10 to 13, dunno if that's enough to win but seeing a county go from 81% GOP to 68% GOP has to scare a ton of incumbents.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Early but looks like Behn swing rural counties by 10 to 13, dunno if that's enough to win but seeing a county go from 81% GOP to 68% GOP has to scare a ton of incumbents.
Average Paradox map game enjoyer unironically knows more about warfare than our Secretary of Defense.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Average Paradox map game enjoyer unironically knows more about warfare than our Secretary of Defense.
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
Note to all GOP congresspeople in swing districts: This is roughly how much of a shit the leadership is going to give about you. They'll have Johnson show up one day prior in a stupid looking outfit and he'll put Trump on speaker phone to ramble for a few minutes. Good luck with the election!
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Note to all GOP congresspeople in swing districts: This is roughly how much of a shit the leadership is going to give about you. They'll have Johnson show up one day prior in a stupid looking outfit and he'll put Trump on speaker phone to ramble for a few minutes. Good luck with the election!
We are like two weeks out from Trump making a "your mom" joke to a member of the press pool.
TRUMP: If they want to release my MRI it's ok w/me. It's perfect like my phone call where I got impeached
Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?
TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?
TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We are like two weeks out from Trump making a "your mom" joke to a member of the press pool.
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Hard to convince people that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hard to convince people that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
Thank god we're playing against Aaron Rodgers and not like, a real quarterback.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thank god we're playing against Aaron Rodgers and not like, a real quarterback.
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i have not had this little fun with the bills since rex ryan was the head coach
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i have not had this little fun with the bills since rex ryan was the head coach
My father asked me to wash his car. I went out and after sometime, I went back inside. My father asked me how was the car looking. "Sean McDermott" I just replied. He smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My father asked me to wash his car. I went out and after sometime, I went back inside. My father asked me how was the car looking. "Sean McDermott" I just replied. He smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.
It explains so much that Trump had had a grip on people who vandalize public restrooms for like a decade now. Literally never seen a single other candidate's name in a stall since he walked down that escalator.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It explains so much that Trump had had a grip on people who vandalize public restrooms for like a decade now. Literally never seen a single other candidate's name in a stall since he walked down that escalator.