Zac Parker
@zacparkerwny.bsky.social
Musician, Bills Fan, Essayist, Shitposter.
Former: NEPA/LH ROD for Project 26 PA, Organizing Director for Nikil Saval, Campaign Manager for Pennridge Community Alliance, Chair of Lockport Dems.
Former: NEPA/LH ROD for Project 26 PA, Organizing Director for Nikil Saval, Campaign Manager for Pennridge Community Alliance, Chair of Lockport Dems.
Note to all GOP congresspeople in swing districts: This is roughly how much of a shit the leadership is going to give about you. They'll have Johnson show up one day prior in a stupid looking outfit and he'll put Trump on speaker phone to ramble for a few minutes. Good luck with the election!
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Note to all GOP congresspeople in swing districts: This is roughly how much of a shit the leadership is going to give about you. They'll have Johnson show up one day prior in a stupid looking outfit and he'll put Trump on speaker phone to ramble for a few minutes. Good luck with the election!
We are like two weeks out from Trump making a "your mom" joke to a member of the press pool.
TRUMP: If they want to release my MRI it's ok w/me. It's perfect like my phone call where I got impeached
Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?
TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?
TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We are like two weeks out from Trump making a "your mom" joke to a member of the press pool.
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Hard to convince people that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hard to convince people that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
#extrajudicialkillings
#murderoustrump
Thank god we're playing against Aaron Rodgers and not like, a real quarterback.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thank god we're playing against Aaron Rodgers and not like, a real quarterback.
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i have not had this little fun with the bills since rex ryan was the head coach
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i have not had this little fun with the bills since rex ryan was the head coach
My father asked me to wash his car. I went out and after sometime, I went back inside. My father asked me how was the car looking. "Sean McDermott" I just replied. He smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My father asked me to wash his car. I went out and after sometime, I went back inside. My father asked me how was the car looking. "Sean McDermott" I just replied. He smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.
It explains so much that Trump had had a grip on people who vandalize public restrooms for like a decade now. Literally never seen a single other candidate's name in a stall since he walked down that escalator.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It explains so much that Trump had had a grip on people who vandalize public restrooms for like a decade now. Literally never seen a single other candidate's name in a stall since he walked down that escalator.
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Just in case you're wondering , this is considerably worse than what Trump did you get impeached the first time.
At some point in the future, Witkoff should be prosecuted for this.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Just in case you're wondering , this is considerably worse than what Trump did you get impeached the first time.
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This level of cynicism - publicly stated where their students can see it - is a key indicator that somebody is no longer fit to be educating people.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This level of cynicism - publicly stated where their students can see it - is a key indicator that somebody is no longer fit to be educating people.
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@profanity.accountant I'm curious how much do I swear?
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
@profanity.accountant I'm curious how much do I swear?
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a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
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Someone called him Peewee German
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Someone called him Peewee German
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I will subpoena Hegseth on my first day in office.
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I will subpoena Hegseth on my first day in office.
Obviously Trump has no legal authority to do this but you just know the Supreme Court is gonna rule 6-3 in his favor and Clarence Thomas will write a concurring opinion stating that we strike every Democratic president's signature on any document going back to 1937.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Obviously Trump has no legal authority to do this but you just know the Supreme Court is gonna rule 6-3 in his favor and Clarence Thomas will write a concurring opinion stating that we strike every Democratic president's signature on any document going back to 1937.
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Legit thought this eagles Santa was holding a gun.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Legit thought this eagles Santa was holding a gun.
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The People's Front of Judea has a very robust legal process unlike those wreckers in the Judean People's Front
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The People's Front of Judea has a very robust legal process unlike those wreckers in the Judean People's Front
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delete the word “chiefs” in this sentence and i happily cosign it
Petition to not allow Tony Romo to ever call a Chiefs game ever again
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
delete the word “chiefs” in this sentence and i happily cosign it
After scoring a touchdown a team should be allowed to grab their quarterback by the legs and spin him around as he holds the football and if both the QB and the ball are thrown through the uprights the team gets 3 points.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
After scoring a touchdown a team should be allowed to grab their quarterback by the legs and spin him around as he holds the football and if both the QB and the ball are thrown through the uprights the team gets 3 points.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Rush
Protest the Hero
Panchiko
Death Grips
Weird Al
Rush
Protest the Hero
Panchiko
Death Grips
Weird Al
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
The Beastie Boys
The Monkees
Iron & Wine
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
The Beastie Boys
The Monkees
Iron & Wine
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Dillinger Four
Naked Raygun
Blood brothers
The Replacements
The Violent Femmes
Dillinger Four
Naked Raygun
Blood brothers
The Replacements
The Violent Femmes
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Rush
Protest the Hero
Panchiko
Death Grips
Weird Al
Rush
Protest the Hero
Panchiko
Death Grips
Weird Al
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I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade