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Zach Mason
@zachfmason.bsky.social
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artist in takoma park 💻 🖊️🎨 🎭 🎛️ drawings+music+zines: emotionaldistance.com
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · Aug 18
huge respect to catbirds for committing to the bit of sounding like this
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Today is very annoying. Please buy a print from me today. They’re on sale.

www.inprnt.com/gallery/emos...
Art Prints by Zach Hazard Vaupen
Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Zach Hazard Vaupen.
www.inprnt.com
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 2h
I used up my The Secret
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 4h
yessssss
criterion collection case for the movie BIRTH
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 5h
my biggest (3’x4’) crayon piece, so far
snail mouth detail snail back detail
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 6h
🐌
snail drawing in crayon on paper
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 20h
IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE BIT everyone be cool
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 22h
if a job application says the writing sample can be “anything”… they’re getting Dog Wine
a bottle of white wine - with a picture of a corgi in a tuxedo - that says FROM THE PRIVATE RESERVE OF CECIL on the label. there is also a bouquet of flowers and a bright green wall.
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 22h
oh good ok
Cheryl Hines Clarifies That Husband RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Only Ate 'a Little Bit' of His Brain Before Dying, 'So Don't Worry'
Cheryl Hines says her husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is no longer the host of a parasitic, brain-eating worm. The actress made the remarks during an appearance on 'The View' Tuesday, Oct. 14.
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 1d
graves are thinking of us
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PoPville @popville.bsky.social · 1d
“Congressional Cemetery’s Support for Federal Employees During the Shutdown” - Details: www.popville.com/2025/10/cong...
“Congressional Cemetery’s Support for Federal Employees During the Shutdown” - PoPville
1801 E Street, SE courtesy Congressional Cemetery From an email: "During the federal government shutdown, many museums and National Park Service sites are closed to visitors. Historic Congressional Ce...
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 1d
Does Obama say who his guys are?
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 1d
after the snail is done i think i wanna do a big paper gorilla holding a doll but not this doll
rough sketch of a gorilla in orange ink rough sketch of an unintentionally haunted doll in orange ink
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 2d
Thank you! 💜
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 2d
I have to pause but I like where this is going. 🐌
snail on paper in ink and crayon
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 2d
working
snail on big paper in ink and crayon
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 3d
tfw you wanna touch russia and god’s like you better not touch russia
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 2d
can’t take a star trek seriously if it’s got a spock that looks like eric forman
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 3d
he’s totally gonna do it
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 3d
tfw you wanna touch russia and god’s like you better not touch russia
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 4d
the title for this piece is its own work of art
African Jungle Picture: If the Ladies Had Knew the Snakes Wouldn't Bite Them They Wouldn't Have Hurt the Snakes; If the Snakes Had Knew the Ladies Wouldn't Hurt Them They Wouldn't Have Bit the Ladies
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 4d
Oh nooo. Margaret
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 4d
Opening Night is, to me, one of the best movies about what it means to age and what it means to be a performer. It’s really special.
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 4d
homemade onion bagel
an onion bagel on a cooling rack
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 4d
(leave out the part about the popcorn)
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 4d
reflexively ate a piece of popcorn that fell on the movie theater seat. i’ll miss you all. please tell my story.
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Zach Mason @zachfmason.bsky.social · 5d
it is happening again
a raw bagel
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