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zaachary12.bsky.social
lucille bluth-esque
@zaachary12.bsky.social
29 | he/they | Seattle

i know a lot about drugs but not in the fun way….
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want it to be a lazy sunday but i have to work then pack then take a redeye 😩
as promised.. thanks for 1k, if you see me out say hi and pinch my butt 🥰😇
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
wow so close to 1k followers maybe i’ll celebrate by showing off my outfit for underwear night 👀
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
currently reading ‘my year of rest and relaxation’ and i know the moral of the story is that spending a year in drugged out pseudo sleep than addressing your problems is bad but man does it sound nice sometimes….
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
lazy day off thank goodness 😇
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
there’s nothing compared to the absolute rush of catching the phishing email exercise at work 😤
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
everyone complaining about the time change, welcome! i’ve been bored and going to bed at 8pm for months now!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
decided i need a boyfriend by next halloween cuz i have a couples costume idea i need to make happen:
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
finally finished this 1200 page book and i’ll confirm what i suspected all along… 1200 is too many pages
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The only November tradition I observe 💕
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Today is her day
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
gay halloween? you mean dressing as ellen coming out on the cover of time magazine in 1997?
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
annual reminder!! happy halloween gays 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
uh oh, had enough wine to become a reply guy… at least my butt is nice 😇
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
apartment is having a yoga community event that’s also halloween themed and that seems… odd??

“Win some prizes, meet your neighbors, and get ready to find your center… if you dare!” like what??
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
idk yall i went to the gym for the first time in months and hated every second how do you all find any joy in this nonsense 😭😭
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
✅ scrubs march the jock
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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My severe cat allergy is pretty homophobic because it seems like every cutie in my vicinity has at least one cat
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
so… is it bad i didn’t get my ballot yet?? am i in trouble?
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
was gonna post a thought but then i remembered why ppl followed me… so butt
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
wow i know this is old news but im just now learning that grindr is basically unusable slop now huh? 😒
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What’s your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
you know i really should engage with co-star more, it makes some good points
September 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
if you saw me being thirsty on here it’s because i’ve had a glass of wine and need to get ****** and ****, that’s all
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM