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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 10

America's Dumbest Senator takes on the war in Ukraine: Tommy Tuberville has the IQ of a dumpster fire and the lack of self-awareness you'd expect from a MAGA stalwart cowboybars.substack.com/p/americas-d... #author #tommytuberville #russia #ukraine #nato #vladimirputin #americasdumbestsenator #MAGA

America's Dumbest Senator takes on the war in Ukraine

Tommy Tuberville has the IQ of a dumpster fire and the lack of self-awareness you'd expect from a MAGA stalwart

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 9

Right-wingers aren't better than us, but they're often bigger assholes: Arrogance, ignorance, and self-righteousness aren't good looks cowboybars.substack.com/p/right-wing... #author #lauraloomer #rightwingasshole #gop #arrogance #ignorance #selfrighteousness

Right-wingers aren't better than us, but they're often bigger assholes

Arrogance, ignorance, and self-righteousness aren't good looks

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 8

Clarence Thomas- Amoral, corrupt, venal...and built to stay that way: He's on the take, he knows that we know, and he doesn't care cowboybars.substack.com/p/clarence-t... #author #clarencethomas #supremecourt #corruption #ethicsviolations #rightwing #republican #gop

Clarence Thomas- Amoral, corrupt, venal...and built to stay that way

He's on the take, he knows that we know, and he doesn't care

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 8

Dinesh D'Souza- A liar lyingly lying his lying lies to those who hate the truth: Because telling the truth is just too damned much work for lazy cretins like D’Souza cowboybars.substack.com/p/dinesh-dso... #author #dineshdsouza #2000mules #thebiglie #2020election #lordstublefuck #donaldtrump #lies

Dinesh D'Souza- A liar lyingly lying his lying lies to those who hate the truth

Because telling the truth is just too damned much work for lazy cretins like D'Souza

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 7

Dear MAGA- Stop yer bitchin' and tell me what you're going to do about it: IDGAF about how angry you are. I want to know what you think we can do to make America better. Otherwise, STFU; you're a waste of space. cowboybars.substack.com/p/dear-maga-... #author #MAGA #whining #bitching #january6

Dear MAGA- Stop yer bitchin' and tell me what you're going to do about it

IDGAF about how angry you are. I want to know what you think we can do to make America better. Otherwise, STFU; you're a waste of space.

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 6

Good, God-fearing White folks have enough to worry about...but, astral projection??: Damn, those shamans and Satanists are everywhere, aren't they?? cowboybars.substack.com/p/good-god-f... #author #christianity #astralprojection

Good, God-fearing White folks have enough to worry about...but, astral projection??

Damn, those shamans and Satanists are everywhere, aren't they??

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · Jun 6

A juror in a massive pandemic fraud case was given a bag with $120K and was promised more “if she votes to acquit,” the FBI says.

The alleged bribe came as a bombshell revelation in an ongoing trial tied to Minnesota-based nonprofits.

Juror in fraud case given bag with $120K, promise for more ‘if she votes to acquit,’ FBI says

The alleged bribe came as a bombshell revelation in an ongoing trial over a massive pandemic fraud case tied to Minnesota-based nonprofits.

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 6

The unspoken Republican credo- Why make things better when you can make them suffer?: Abject cruelty isn't everything for the GOP; it's the ONLY thing cowboybars.substack.com/p/the-unspok... #author #GOP #Republican #Republicancruelty #KatieBritt #womensrights #pregnancyregistry #alabama

The unspoken Republican credo- Why make things better when you can make them suffer?

Abject cruelty isn't everything for the GOP; it's the ONLY thing

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 5

Aaron Rodgers- Garbage in, garbage out: Turns out that being an NFL quarterback makes you an expert on precisely nothing...save for throwing a football cowboybars.substack.com/p/aaron-rodg... #author #aaronrodgers #nfl #newyorkjets #conspiracytheory

Aaron Rodgers- Garbage in, garbage out

Turns out that being an NFL quarterback makes you an expert on precisely nothing...save for throwing a football

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 5

Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything: When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah? cowboybars.substack.com/p/being-maga... #author #MAGA #asshole #lackofcompassion #personalresponsibility #conservative #gop #republican

Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything

When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah?

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Writer With Cats and Comics @writerwithcats.bsky.social · Jun 5

True words from the master monster still today. 🥰

Cool saying from Fred Gwynn as Herman Munster, speaking to his son.

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 4

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite: On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite cowboybars.substack.com/p/on-the-int... #author #dolt45 #countvonshitzenpantz #lordstumblefuck #dukeofshitferbrainz #donaldtrump #gop

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite

Dolt 45 learns that, on the Internet, your words never go away. Occasionally, they can even come back to haunt you.

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 3

"Constitution be damned, just rule with an iron fist”: Matt Walsh-bot sez WUT?? cowboybars.substack.com/p/constituti... #mattwalsh #author #joelwebbon #authoritarianism #christiannationalism #fauxchristianity #patriarchy #incel #gilead #constitution #hypocrisy #lustforpower

"Constitution be damned, just rule with an iron fist"

Matt Walsh-bot sez WUT??

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 2

"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you." Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they? cowboybars.substack.com/p/fuck-you-a... #author #donaldtrump #convictedfelondonaltrump #rapistdonaldtrump

"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you."

Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they?

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 2

Stupid is as stupid dies- Anti-vaxxers "solve" yet another medical mystery: And you thought it took years to become a doctor? Nope, all it takes is about 30 minutes, a few Google searches, and a bunch of YouTube videos. cowboybars.substack.com/p/stupid-is-... #author #antivaccine #stoopid #science

Stupid is as stupid dies- Anti-vaxxers "solve" yet another medical mystery

And you thought it took years to become a doctor? Nope, all it takes is about 30 minutes, a few Google searches, and a bunch of YouTube videos.

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · Jun 2

therapist: the vegan deli meat cybertruck isn't real, it can't hurt you

A Cybertruck that has been wrapped to look like a deli sandwich to promote "Prime Roots" plant-based cold cuts

Another look at the Prime Roots Cybertruck, whose wrap advertises "cold cuts for a hot planet"

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 1

It's Texas- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines: And if you ain't got Jesus, you ain't shit cowboybars.substack.com/p/its-texas-... #author #Texas #weasels #TexasTaliban #AmericanTaliban

It's Texas- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

And if you ain't got Jesus, you ain't shit

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Jun 1

Happy #Pride month, fam!
#IDIC

Star Trek Lower Decks scene. We're outside on a planet with large industrial buildings in the background. Hovering in mid-air is Captain Ransom. He's floating and shooting rainbow colored fire out of each arm. His eyes glow yellow.

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · Jun 1

"Mother Teresa couldn't beat these charges": Yeah, but Mother Teresa didn't pay off a porn star she'd had an affair with, did she? cowboybars.substack.com/p/mother-ter... #author #motherteresa #pornstar #convictedfelondonaldtrump #liar #felon #republican #newyorkstate #alvinbragg

"Mother Teresa couldn't beat these charges"

Yeah, but Mother Teresa didn't pay off a porn star she'd had an affair with, did she?

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · May 31

Karma's a bitch, but basking in schadenfreude makes things better: I can hardly wait to see Donald Trump in an orange prison jumpsuit, but I'm not holding my breath on that count cowboybars.substack.com/p/karmas-a-b... #author #convictedfelondonaldtrump #stormydaniels #guilty #MAGAmeltdown

Karma's a bitch, but basking in schadenfreude makes things better

I can hardly wait to see Donald Trump in an orange prison jumpsuit, but I'm not holding my breath on that count

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · May 31

Donald Trump- the head of a "a seething cult devoid of deep political thought": MAGA World reacts as you might expect to 34 guilty verdicts...by blaming the system and not the criminal. It's a "witch hunt" like I'm Taylor Swift. cowboybars.substack.com/p/donald-tru... #guilty #author #lockhimup

Donald Trump- the head of a "a seething cult devoid of deep political thought"

MAGA World reacts as you might expect to 34 guilty verdicts...by blaming the system and not the criminal. It's a "witch hunt" like I'm Taylor Swift.

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · May 30

"Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission": Are we having fun yet? Good! Carry on.... cowboybars.substack.com/p/attention-... #author

"Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission"

Are we having fun yet? Good! Carry on....

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · May 29

Losers, and haters, and human scum...oh, my!!!: Lord Stumblefuck turns Memorial Day into just another Airing of the Grievances...yawn cowboybars.substack.com/p/losers-and... #author #memorialday #airingofthegrievances #donaldtrump #lordstumblefuck #humanscum #truthsocial #dukeofshitferbrainz

Losers, and haters, and human scum...oh, my!!!

Lord Stumblefuck turns Memorial Day into just another Airing of the Grievances...yawn

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Jack Cluth @yuppieskum.bsky.social · May 29

If you're going to manufacture outrage, at least put some effort into it: No, Joe Biden didn't issue a shoot-to-kill order on Donald Trump cowboybars.substack.com/p/if-youre-g... #author #twominutehate #georgeorwell #propaganda #FBI #donaldtrump #joebiden #dukeofshitferbrainz

If you're going to manufacture outrage, at least put some effort into it

No, Joe Biden didn't issue a shoot-to-kill order on Donald Trump

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