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Yttaeoreth, Emergency Juice Box
@yttaeoreth.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ 28 // Just a tiny, tired faerie // #SizeSky, often NSFW // DMs open to mutuals // Minors DNI 🔞
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I've been putting myself out there lately, and people have been very kind so far. But I just wanna get ahead of a couple of things:

1) Please be respectful and act appropriately for how familiar we actually are. If I'm a stranger here, act like you would to a stranger in real life
I know it's only been a week, but I really don't feel any different on prog. And I got on vyvanse which seems to be cancelling out the better sleep. Fuck
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
After a year without the drive to edit, I'm thinking about maybe actually getting a story out in the next few weeks. I've got the itch, I just need to find the time
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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constantly discovering new "hm that's okay if it's with you" things
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Well no surprises there lol

I think I can blame a certain someone for a good chunk of these though

anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I need to post more, I need to write more, I need to start getting things out there but oh my godddds I would like the time and energy to actually do any of that
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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elven Mistress who casts a spell of silence on me when i speak out of turn, a spell to freeze me like a statue when i tremble enough to annoy her, and a spell of shrinking anytime she decides I've "asserted myself" despite already being as meek and deferential as humans come
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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dykes shrinking me every time I speak out of turn
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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"well aren't you clingy," says the giant whose house is unreasonably cold.
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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the quickest way to get me to call you by your preferred title is to call yourself that while talking to me. eventually it'll replace your name in my head and i won't be able to think of you as anything else.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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"Maid Broomball League" is still perhaps my most inspired idea.
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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aqua was right. you CAN brush my hair, undress me everywhere...
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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cw: vore

i am meant to be food. i am meant to be swallowed. my tomb should be in a stomach. it feels so good to know it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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I have little interest in becoming a princess, or a royal of any sort.

But being mistaken for one by a shrink-happy intruder while visiting your friend who unwittingly inherited a kingdom (careful which quests you accept) while trying on a pretty dress, and taken home as a unique souvenir? Well...
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I hate being hounded for Christmas ideas, quickest way to make me not want anything. Like you've taken what was a gift and turned it into an obligation 😔
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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i don't want my own life, i just wanna be a tiny passenger in yours. i won't take up much room
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
D&D update (haven't done one in a while):

We found a kobold lost in the lower levels of an underground archive who immediately wanted to eat me. Aaaand then my party dissuaded him by calling me a bug. Twice. 😒
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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no joke, scenarios where someone(s) i trust and was on equal footing and very easygoing with suddenly has an immense amount of power over me, and enjoys it? that rules.

it scratches a very particular itch of loss of control, betrayal, and the familiar becoming unfamiliar
Yeah I'm 'FtM'

transitioning from Friend to Maid
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Okay so I have a crush (we know this) but she called her partner her wife and my heart sank despite her being on the other side of the continent and her not knowing I have a crush and I don't know if her/her partner/my partner would be open to poly or if she has any feelings for me. So.

Yearning 👍💔
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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No, you never actually agreed to be her maid. But you *did* put on the dress, and you walked out while she has company. Are you *really* going to disobey and embarrass her? Of course not.

What's a harmless footrub between friends? Just don't say that part out loud or she will have to reprimand you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Yeah I'm 'FtM'

transitioning from Friend to Maid
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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biggest reason i need to actually size shift for real in real life is that i have been yearning so hard for a nice hot bath and my apartment does not have a tub
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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lrt this is why i need a real living mini brin. for camera purposes
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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every time this study comes up (or other similar ones) i see people trying really, really hard to still find a way to say cis lesbians hate trans women specifically and that’s just not true.

which isn’t to say that a not insignificant number of bigoted cis lesbians don’t exist but come on
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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if you can defend horror, you can defend porn
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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An angel is just a doll subjected to the whims of something greater, and bound by a covenant etched in a pretty little promise hanging over its head.

But anything can be greater than a doll. Divinity is arbitrary to the uncollared.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM