Jules
@yrpretendfriend.bsky.social
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They/them One time my dog barked in a baby’s face
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A video game where you get a UTI, is that anything? Ok goodnight
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Ecco the dolphin goes hard
Video game box for Ecco the dolphin. A dolphin is jumping out of the water, there are sharks and animals in the water.
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Lol you could! I might scroll past them though 😈
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Hahaha and that is valid! I’m not talking about you btw I am in some large servers and some of the posts in there….
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Some of these dudes on some of my discords need blogs. I can’t be reading five page essays and every letterboxd review you ever post
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The broadway bridge is closed for 6 months 😭😭😭 that is the way to my dance class. There are other bridges but traffic will be worse now
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I have another hot take but I think it would make people too upset. So I keep it to myself in my fucked up little brain.
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My hot take is that we shouldn’t idolize politicians (even socialist ones cough). They will always let you down.
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I’m so into Task I started Mare of Easttown. I love Mare
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Sugar survived!!!! It’s a miracle!!!!
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My prediction is sugar will sacrifice herself and save the humans. Watch this space
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SHES BACK!!!! Swim girl!!!!
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Ok now they lost the dang dog??? Where is sugar???
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Also I am aware of the website does the dog die dot com. I know I can find if the dog dies. I will just be sad if she does.
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Maybe this experience will make her stronger and she will win her swim meets afterward
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When I get a site migration ticket on Friday at 3 pm……. Just have to laugh because that’s not getting done lol
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How is this girl swimming around after a giant alligator bit her leg??? So unrealistic smh
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Don’t ever do any huge changes to tech/websites on a Friday lol
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Website migration on Friday 😭
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Untested hotfix on Friday
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Grandma had a timeshare.
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Watching Crawl and if the really cute scruffy dog dies I will be sad
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Watching a truly horrible b movie and there’s a trans storyline that I was not expecting. Wow. Truly don’t know how it’s going to end.
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My landlord refuses to send emails to alert us of loud tree chainsaw work being done on the property but will send an email asking whose cat is this with a picture of said cat. Ok.
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Ok the guy in CHUD is hot I’m liking this
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Watching C.H.U.D. to cleanse my brain from Hitch.
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Watching Hitch …. They wanna make Hitch feminist sooooo bad but sorry guys he sucks