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@youterus.bsky.social
yo_uterus everywhere else. Bikes, esoteric bullshit. Chicago, she/her
Do any of you know someone hiring for digital marketing? Mid-career, chicago area or remote. HMU, please share
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Do any of you know someone hiring for digital marketing? Mid-career, chicago area or remote. HMU, please share
Now feels like a good time to reread Doctor Faustus
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now feels like a good time to reread Doctor Faustus
Happy global cloudflare outage to all who celebrate
It’s almost like funneling a corner stone of modern life through just a few companies is not a good idea 🤔
It’s almost like funneling a corner stone of modern life through just a few companies is not a good idea 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy global cloudflare outage to all who celebrate
It’s almost like funneling a corner stone of modern life through just a few companies is not a good idea 🤔
It’s almost like funneling a corner stone of modern life through just a few companies is not a good idea 🤔
I am personally matching donations up to $500 made to the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund by Friday at 5pm. Send me a screenshot & I'll post my match by EOD Friday. They've got a larger $20k match on the table. Courts are finally stepping in some so let's get these folks home. www.mibfc.org
Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I am personally matching donations up to $500 made to the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund by Friday at 5pm. Send me a screenshot & I'll post my match by EOD Friday. They've got a larger $20k match on the table. Courts are finally stepping in some so let's get these folks home. www.mibfc.org
I will never understand how USAC manages to make ever web relaunch worse than the previous website
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I will never understand how USAC manages to make ever web relaunch worse than the previous website
That’s not technically wrong I suppose
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That’s not technically wrong I suppose
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how much coffee lethal for human
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
how much coffee lethal for human
I am counting on all of you to post snow photos while I’m still away today
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I am counting on all of you to post snow photos while I’m still away today
There’s gonna be some obnoxious vacation content here too. I’m in El Valle de Antón, Panamá
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There’s gonna be some obnoxious vacation content here too. I’m in El Valle de Antón, Panamá
I would go see Pan’s Labyrinth in theaters
“Pan’s Labyrinth,” “V for Vendetta” Get 20th Anniversary Re-Releases
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November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I would go see Pan’s Labyrinth in theaters
Nothing like being out and about at “Walgreens is closed” o’clock
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Nothing like being out and about at “Walgreens is closed” o’clock
Got my $50 for participating in an endometriosis study. Gonna order delivery and call it my menstrual pizza
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Got my $50 for participating in an endometriosis study. Gonna order delivery and call it my menstrual pizza
The amount of assistance that our social safety net provides is so shitty that even if someone were doing fraud to subsist on it, imo go for it. It’s a really hard life and I don’t know why anyone who knows anything about it would assume that it’s a real life goal for anyone in that situation
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The amount of assistance that our social safety net provides is so shitty that even if someone were doing fraud to subsist on it, imo go for it. It’s a really hard life and I don’t know why anyone who knows anything about it would assume that it’s a real life goal for anyone in that situation
I made @lefttheprairie.bsky.social rescue me from a big scaweeee spider
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I made @lefttheprairie.bsky.social rescue me from a big scaweeee spider
Every time I land at O’Hare I sincerely believe this is gonna be the time it takes less than 20 minutes to taxi to the gate
October 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every time I land at O’Hare I sincerely believe this is gonna be the time it takes less than 20 minutes to taxi to the gate
Last year I went to fort mchenry which is the US historical site about the war of 1812 so today I’m doing the tour of fort york, the Canadian historical site about the war of 1812. So far levels of jingoism are equal
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Last year I went to fort mchenry which is the US historical site about the war of 1812 so today I’m doing the tour of fort york, the Canadian historical site about the war of 1812. So far levels of jingoism are equal
If I puke on a train, I will have collected all the types of mass transportation
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If I puke on a train, I will have collected all the types of mass transportation
Every single type of person who goes to the airport is in this blue line car right now
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every single type of person who goes to the airport is in this blue line car right now
Ok thank you you all did an excellent job of congratulating me when requested
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ok thank you you all did an excellent job of congratulating me when requested
Sunset is early enough that I’ve switched to the dynamo bike until spring
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sunset is early enough that I’ve switched to the dynamo bike until spring
I am 5’2” and today I squatted 145lbs 8x
Please clap
Please clap
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I am 5’2” and today I squatted 145lbs 8x
Please clap
Please clap
Roosevelt is blasting Marc Anthony’s “vivir mi vida” and this song always makes me laugh
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Roosevelt is blasting Marc Anthony’s “vivir mi vida” and this song always makes me laugh