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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 13m

Pro wrestling allows every drug imaginable and those dudes go on to become billionaire Hollywood celebs.

Baseball bans all drugs and no one is lining up to see superhero films starring Derek Jeter or Bryce Harper.

Just saying.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 7h

If the point of sports is seeing people at their best it's weird to put up blockades

I wanna see Olympic runners doing 20 second miles because they're juiced to the gills and did a rail of coke on the starting line

Gimme a batter that's 500 pounds, 0% body fat, and knocks the leather off the ball

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 10h

Male Only Spaces that women and trans women are famously NOT into, especially not to a weirdly obsessive degree:

- Star Trek
- Tolkien
- Warhammer
- Survival horror games
- Baldur's Gate 3
- LEGO
- Fallout

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 10h

The kind of take you can only read in a post-shame society.

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 10h

Buddy, America is already racist, misogynistic, and dead.

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 19h

It's nice that you can't tell the difference between the republican or the Democrat shrieking at the top of their lungs "he's a communist muslim!" because a dude dared to say rent and grocery prices are too high and people are suffering.

It's crystal clear everyone who hates Mamdani is your enemy.

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 4d

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 20h

It rules so hard that you can't tell the difference between the republican or the Democrat shrieking at the top of their lungs "he's a communist muslim!!!!" because a dude dared to say that rent and grocery prices are too high and people are suffering.

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 1d

You're kind of a monster if you think about it.

Cheese is your only penance.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 1d

Can confirm. I jerked it one month ago yesterday and with every passing moment I feel the shame more intensely.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure feds assaulting innocent people in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the midwest won't have repercussions.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

100% bet that they couldn't identify anything unrealistic in an Escher drawing.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely incredible that The Net, Jonny Mnemonic, Lawnmower Man, Hackers, and that one episode of CSI have an infinitely better understanding of the internet and video gaming than the people who literally make billions in the tech industry.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Just a normal walk through new york as I step through the door between train cars that teleports me to a subway platform built on a rooftop above an alleyway that shifted into existence and spawned fences behind which my levitating van does a pirouette all while I shoot at nothing which explodes.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

We already have a perfectly good emoji for ai

📉

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know how to explain to our esteemed genius leader of the FBI that he is training his brownshirts to put him against the wall while they wave me through the checkpoint because I'm a dopey looking cracker in a truck.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Don't know how to explain to Kash, Ramaswamy, J.D. Vance's beard, Loomer, Shapiro, and everyone white woman in MAGA that I, a leftist country bumpkin, am more acceptable to the people whose asses they kiss for a living.

I'm a white guy who hates Trump. That makes me their superior amongst MAGA.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

*chuckles derisively*

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

She is absolutely killing it at Shitlib Madlibs.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Given how many The Civil Rights Lawyer videos I've seen, I don't think there's anything more accurate to America's dumbshit police force than an AI cop screaming "he's got a gun" when it sees a large bright orange object.

Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 2d

“An artificial intelligence system apparently mistook a high school student’s bag of Doritos for a firearm and called local police to tell them the pupil was armed.”

US student handcuffed after AI system apparently mistook bag of chips for firearm

Baltimore county high schools have gun detection system that alerts police if it sees what it deems suspicious

www.theguardian.com

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately AI is the future, and AI is a complete useless failure, which is the future of American empire.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Considering all of the The Civil Rights Lawyer videos I've seen where pigs identify cell phones, blind walking canes, and safety orange objects as guns, and cigarettes and coffee as weed, I dare say that maybe the AI is perfectly trained to the exact level of America's extremely dumbass cops.

Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Bernie, this sucks shit. Shut up, old man.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

"Why the Guy With the Nazi Tattoo Who Posts Nazi Shit on Reddit and Loves to Do a Jaunty Dance With an Umbrella and a Bowler Hat as He Sings 'look at me I'm a nazi' ISN'T a Nazi and The Left is Overreacting"

By Ezra Klein

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

I refuse to believe France is a real place.

There's no way The Pink Panther is a documentary.

I can not accept that there's a place with museum heists, let alone that they're being investigated by fashionably eccentric cops straight out of a Wes Anderson movie.

France isn't real.

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Spooky Ryan The Cool Ghoul @yourmom69sme.bsky.social · 2d

Dude, the MAGA op just pulled the Bernie card in a discussion of liberals moving right.

You can safely block this twerp now.

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