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Dan 💙💜💖

@youareaprogram.bsky.social

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Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here 👨‍❤️‍👨 @c3nric.bsky.social

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 6h

it's always men at play and never men at pray 😔

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IrishMann Carljob 🇵🇸 @bornposting.bsky.social · 19h

the cop in the wicker man is one of the greatest examples of unsympathetic protagonists in horror because not only is he a cop he's also english

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 21h

people with those full blackout arm tattoos are always either nazis or into fisting and trying to figure out which like nancy drew

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

such a great comforting, good for all ages, night read 🥰

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

yes I am woefully unemployed how could you tell

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

now I'm thinking about that post that was like "every food is either a soup, a salad or a sandwich"

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

is soup a tea or is tea a soup? is salsa a soup?

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

plato and aristotle who

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

is soup a tea or is tea a soup? is salsa a soup?

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

I think the edna krabappel's rotten right to the core
From all the things passed down
From all the apples coming before

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

the poo poo piss man

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

just remembered this fucking stupid movie with the fucking stupid title ksdbgjdfbgj

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 1d

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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mgayultra 👻 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks to the tariffs, Dawson can only have a 30 load weekend.

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 1d

Alrighty babes, it's terror time!

Let's keep exploring this surprisingly huge foggy town and maybe even find a sturdier weapon than a simple metal bat.

Give the bitch with a bob a gun.

Come say hi and enjoy the chaos ❤️❤️

twitch.tv/c3nric

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

lollapalooza...lollapazuzu

wake up america

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

just remembered I had a dream I was on a bus and sat on an empty seat but it turned out there was a ghost in that seat and he called the police on me

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

shush i can't stop thinking about it

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

esp about the parallels between Istvan/Erik and Hans/Henry xoxo

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

my bf, friends and family when I go on another unprompted rant about kingdom come deliverance

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

might start spreading rumours about a random celebrity

Kate Winslet supports lobotomy. Toni Collette eats soup with a fork. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is a bigamist (with me)

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 5d

I'm going to be honest I think people who unfollow you but leave you following them are weird like just block me lmao

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 5d

fair I just thought I was being a cunt dfnkjbg

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 5d

I think that's why I don't like being submissive when it comes to sex "oh you're going to suck this fat cock" Well I was GOING to but now that you said it I don't want to anymore

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 5d

scream I always chant that in the shop whenever I see soup in the shop jbgjdhbfgjfdgdf

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 5d

my biggest personal problem, other than my undiagnosed autism and possible personality disorder, is that I don't like doing things that people tell me to do. like even if I know logically it's for the best, I don't want to do it now cause you're being a little 1940s europe about it and I'm like no x

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