Yogurt Lid Thrills
@yogurtlidthrills.bsky.social
An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Prefer not to interact with people under 24 on here. Always open to noodle soup recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb.
35 MD
35 MD
I read up on how bonsai trees are made, and I heard my brain go “I swear to god if you don’t make a bonsai tree in 2026, I’m going to make your life a living hell.”
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I read up on how bonsai trees are made, and I heard my brain go “I swear to god if you don’t make a bonsai tree in 2026, I’m going to make your life a living hell.”
If a student at the university where I work has clearly hit me up several times on the apps (likely without knowing I work there), at what point do I respond to tell them I set a boundary with students?
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If a student at the university where I work has clearly hit me up several times on the apps (likely without knowing I work there), at what point do I respond to tell them I set a boundary with students?
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about.
This has been me for like two months. What are we talking about? Why are your mutuals talking about what now? Love learning there’s a toxic discourse that I am fully divorced from.
it has come to my attention that there is anti-side discourse on this platform
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This has been me for like two months. What are we talking about? Why are your mutuals talking about what now? Love learning there’s a toxic discourse that I am fully divorced from.
Got up to make myself a coffee. Ended up making myself a highball because I forgot why I got up.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Got up to make myself a coffee. Ended up making myself a highball because I forgot why I got up.
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another sc memory lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another sc memory lol
A ton of policy arguments can be reduced to the conflict between “It’s broken, so we should get rid of it” and “It’s broken, so we should fix it.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A ton of policy arguments can be reduced to the conflict between “It’s broken, so we should get rid of it” and “It’s broken, so we should fix it.”
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• Unreliable narrator
• Friends-to-lovers
• Toxic rivalry
• 1st-person narration
• There’s only one hammock 👀
• Friends-to-lovers
• Toxic rivalry
• 1st-person narration
• There’s only one hammock 👀
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
• Unreliable narrator
• Friends-to-lovers
• Toxic rivalry
• 1st-person narration
• There’s only one hammock 👀
• Friends-to-lovers
• Toxic rivalry
• 1st-person narration
• There’s only one hammock 👀
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Softie Sunday from Cancún
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Softie Sunday from Cancún
Choosing to put on a different face from what I feel inside me is not always a bad thing. What I feel inside me is not always kind, not always brave, not always aligned with my beliefs. Choosing to show up otherwise is not “masking” or being inauthentic. I am not only defined by my feelings.
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Choosing to put on a different face from what I feel inside me is not always a bad thing. What I feel inside me is not always kind, not always brave, not always aligned with my beliefs. Choosing to show up otherwise is not “masking” or being inauthentic. I am not only defined by my feelings.
But officer, I asked AI what will fix me and AI told me to do crack
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
But officer, I asked AI what will fix me and AI told me to do crack
I wanna see some man titties. Even better if I get to put them in my mouth.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wanna see some man titties. Even better if I get to put them in my mouth.
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Welp, for the morbidly curious, if you've ever wondered what dear ol Dad looks like without his facial hair... 😶🫥
(It was a phase)
(It was a phase)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Welp, for the morbidly curious, if you've ever wondered what dear ol Dad looks like without his facial hair... 😶🫥
(It was a phase)
(It was a phase)
Today I learned that the origins of the chainsaw include like, uses in childbirth. Women are incredible.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Today I learned that the origins of the chainsaw include like, uses in childbirth. Women are incredible.
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Help me focus
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Help me focus
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I hope all your bellies are full and your hugs are warm and furry. 🫂
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I hope all your bellies are full and your hugs are warm and furry. 🫂
This has been every holiday in my family for at least a decade now.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This has been every holiday in my family for at least a decade now.
I’ve decided I really do like the new battle style they did in Pokemon ZA. This is the first Pokemon game where I’ve even considered trying out competitive.
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I’ve decided I really do like the new battle style they did in Pokemon ZA. This is the first Pokemon game where I’ve even considered trying out competitive.
I just realized that Greg from Succession is played by the guy who was the “I glow!” kid in Sky High (Zach Attack).
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I just realized that Greg from Succession is played by the guy who was the “I glow!” kid in Sky High (Zach Attack).
“What makes this cookbook special? Each recipe comes with a fun backstory…”
You have said the exact words that make me uninterested in this cookbook.
You have said the exact words that make me uninterested in this cookbook.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
“What makes this cookbook special? Each recipe comes with a fun backstory…”
You have said the exact words that make me uninterested in this cookbook.
You have said the exact words that make me uninterested in this cookbook.
Old take but the new Jake from State Farm could choke me and I’d cum
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Old take but the new Jake from State Farm could choke me and I’d cum