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yoko ainur
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puertorriqueño in baltimore city. @barelyamericano in the Twitter days. he/him. never stopped masking. every day I ask Congress to suck a little less.
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staring seductively at my wife, down to my nicest underwear, making the noises the dogist makes when taking dogs' photos
yes!!!!!!
Is this a Steelers defense is kinda fixed game or a Daniel Jones regression hits all at once game
we are 5 minutes away from a press conference in Puerto Rico with its MAGA governor announcing that the US has started bombing Caracas (and I'm not convinced there would be significant backlash)
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When I pointed out that, after being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, the first thing Machado did was to thank Trump and request US military intervention toward the goal of regime change in Venezuela, my post went viral because people became furious with me. It was very clear where this was headed.
yay it's either start Higgins with a banged up (elite dragon super bowl MVP) Joe Flacco or start Addison with JJ McCarthy under center 🤓
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this meme format but:

I hate DC halloween because what do you mean I dressed up as the Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference in the 2016 Election in 2019 for an OrangeTheory Fitness class
easy fix! Ballard Partners and Bryan Lanza at Mercury will tell their clients to hold big expensive events and buy out the theater for a weekend to get a merger approved by Trump or to build a data center in a sacred burial site or w.e
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We just filed a motion to enjoin these suspicionless stops.

In it, we explain how they’re not happening the way Justice Kavanaugh described.
socially Larry David, fiscally Bernie
disingenuous much??????
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Chuck Schumer to announce today his endorsement for every New Yorker to have a nice time early voting.
sorry to dump this on the tl guess I'm shocked or in mourning or something
mind you, I had cut this guy off back in 2021 for hiding that he was sick and making us take off our masks during a family visit, plus some anti-vaxx nonsense that you'd never expect from a supposed medical professional, but somehow he's gotten worse
GenX brother says I'm canceling him just like people at a conference uninvited a friend of his for not stating his pronouns during a presentation and apparently this is the problem with both Dems and all the people my age
is it the lead or is it the algorithm?
guys, it's okay, he just wants to know how he, as a "liberal," can reconcile being pro-immigrant with the fact that he's personally islamophobic. Glad we cleared that up!
not to brag but I created a DND character based on Don Quixote and he is adorable
my very online GenX brother is suddenly concerned about radical Islam but don't worry, he *loves* Zohran and his newfound concerns are totally unrelated!!
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I'm waiting for "Correct spelling is a sign that you use AI"
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
algunos meten la pata pero él Metellus dos pies
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you can’t really call this anything other than cowardice
WATCH: @chrislhayes.bsky.social asks Rep. Hakeem Jeffries who he plans to vote for in the NYC mayoral election.
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I think there’s a bigger conversation that needs to be had here about our military.

Under Hegseth, a fascist Christian Nationalist, this far-right culture is being reinforced.

But when this administration ends, something really does need to be done.

Far-right groups recruit veterans heavily.