LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD
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I'm not a conduit to god, but I'm a direct line to the red phone on judgement's desk
ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE
48. hamilton. she her. trans
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ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE
48. hamilton. she her. trans
avatar: @lafterlight.bsky.social
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I don't really deal with sadness or grief in the way that a lot of people do and keep them close to me, selective in who I reveal them to. Grief in my world is a vulnerability others will exploit. But as I post pictures of her, I have to reveal that Roxy, my shiba inu, died on Thursday night. 🧵
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Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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While you’re dealing with your toxic work environment, the gals at Jacob Liquor Exchange in Wichita are having a blast filming content.
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
While you’re dealing with your toxic work environment, the gals at Jacob Liquor Exchange in Wichita are having a blast filming content.
wagyu teen burger
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
wagyu teen burger
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kash: I know. I KNOW! but by odin's beard my icy heart stirs like the feeyords in springtime. I would bring him the head of a mighty elk, freshly killed, if it would giveth me the ch-
tom: SNERTT. SNERT. GLUH HNUHH *burps*
kash: I KNOW TOM. I KNOW I'LL NEVER BE WHITE ENOUGH FOR HIM TOM. THANKS TOM
tom: SNERTT. SNERT. GLUH HNUHH *burps*
kash: I KNOW TOM. I KNOW I'LL NEVER BE WHITE ENOUGH FOR HIM TOM. THANKS TOM
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
kash: I know. I KNOW! but by odin's beard my icy heart stirs like the feeyords in springtime. I would bring him the head of a mighty elk, freshly killed, if it would giveth me the ch-
tom: SNERTT. SNERT. GLUH HNUHH *burps*
kash: I KNOW TOM. I KNOW I'LL NEVER BE WHITE ENOUGH FOR HIM TOM. THANKS TOM
tom: SNERTT. SNERT. GLUH HNUHH *burps*
kash: I KNOW TOM. I KNOW I'LL NEVER BE WHITE ENOUGH FOR HIM TOM. THANKS TOM
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kash patel, watching monitor: be still my viking heart, tom
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 AM
kash patel, watching monitor: be still my viking heart, tom
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
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lawry's season salt what the fuck. that's the shit you find in your parents cupboard and when you ask them how old it is because it doesnt have an expiry date on the jar they tell you they don't know and they got it from your grandparents
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
lawry's season salt what the fuck. that's the shit you find in your parents cupboard and when you ask them how old it is because it doesnt have an expiry date on the jar they tell you they don't know and they got it from your grandparents
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most concrete evidence yet provided that BJG is a right wing op
In to days discruse. BBQ dosent take time or labour.
February 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
most concrete evidence yet provided that BJG is a right wing op
oh no this piece of shit redundant ass department bush created after 9/11, so everyone who was either too smart or too stupid to be a cop would have somewhere to go before becoming a bouncer at a titty bar, which is acting as the diet pepsi of presidential gestapo. it might shut down
ah. I see. foo
ah. I see. foo
Unbelievable
Republicans outright REJECTED ten requests by Democrats to reform ICE
Among the supposedly “unreasonable” demands?
Require judicial warrants
No Masks
Keep away from schools and churches
Stop Racial Profiling
Uphold Use of Force Standards
Safe detention facilities
Body Cameras
Republicans outright REJECTED ten requests by Democrats to reform ICE
Among the supposedly “unreasonable” demands?
Require judicial warrants
No Masks
Keep away from schools and churches
Stop Racial Profiling
Uphold Use of Force Standards
Safe detention facilities
Body Cameras
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 AM
oh no this piece of shit redundant ass department bush created after 9/11, so everyone who was either too smart or too stupid to be a cop would have somewhere to go before becoming a bouncer at a titty bar, which is acting as the diet pepsi of presidential gestapo. it might shut down
ah. I see. foo
ah. I see. foo
kash patel, watching monitor: be still my viking heart, tom
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 AM
kash patel, watching monitor: be still my viking heart, tom
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
tom homan: FLAAAARRRRN
kash: but tom. his rhymes. he's so talented. his beats are so fresh. look
pete buttigieg on monitor: -WO STATE SOLUTION. DEMOCRATS GONNA GET A COUNTRY MOVIN. PROTOCOLS OF PEACE MAKIN TERROR BE-
tom: *gurgles* HO
"as well as a lot of male and female agen- er male and female presenting agents"
jfc.
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
you know how there's no tranny cops, well there's also no tranny ICE agents
jfc.
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
you know how there's no tranny cops, well there's also no tranny ICE agents
February 6, 2026 at 7:51 AM
"as well as a lot of male and female agen- er male and female presenting agents"
jfc.
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
you know how there's no tranny cops, well there's also no tranny ICE agents
jfc.
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
you know how there's no tranny cops, well there's also no tranny ICE agents
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as you rush to quickly disavow any and all association with dr jess ting, would you try not to make it seem like getting a pussy made by him means that person now has epstein pussy
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
as you rush to quickly disavow any and all association with dr jess ting, would you try not to make it seem like getting a pussy made by him means that person now has epstein pussy
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
as you rush to quickly disavow any and all association with dr jess ting, would you try not to make it seem like getting a pussy made by him means that person now has epstein pussy
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
as you rush to quickly disavow any and all association with dr jess ting, would you try not to make it seem like getting a pussy made by him means that person now has epstein pussy
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
like seriously nobody asked how grateful you are you didn't get one done by him or his protegees (every other surgeon)
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can't learn basic skills if you were grown to adulthood in a vat to act as an organ bank then something went wrong and you escaped, managing to make it to a fox news shelter before john mcafee's henchmen could eliminate you. understandable you'd need a bit of time fostered by the obamas to adjust.
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
can't learn basic skills if you were grown to adulthood in a vat to act as an organ bank then something went wrong and you escaped, managing to make it to a fox news shelter before john mcafee's henchmen could eliminate you. understandable you'd need a bit of time fostered by the obamas to adjust.
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tom homan took the suitcase full of cash. who DOES that. everyone knows the suitcase full of cash is just a honeypot. hoover said he thought everyone knew it was a trap by the end of the mccarthy era. they teach you it's a trap before your 10th birthday. proof homan's a failed peter thiel clone
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
tom homan took the suitcase full of cash. who DOES that. everyone knows the suitcase full of cash is just a honeypot. hoover said he thought everyone knew it was a trap by the end of the mccarthy era. they teach you it's a trap before your 10th birthday. proof homan's a failed peter thiel clone
lol who knew that ICE is executing god's will and that borders and walls are biblical in origin
this dweeb must have been asleep in bible studies class during jericho week
this dweeb must have been asleep in bible studies class during jericho week
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
lol who knew that ICE is executing god's will and that borders and walls are biblical in origin
this dweeb must have been asleep in bible studies class during jericho week
this dweeb must have been asleep in bible studies class during jericho week
I asked claude to integrate salesforce's features and it said it would get back to me. that was hours ago and it still hasn't finished yet. did I do something wrong,,
I seriously don’t get why Anthropic is out there begging investors for money. Just short a bunch of SaaS companies, then casually add their entire feature set to Claude.
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I asked claude to integrate salesforce's features and it said it would get back to me. that was hours ago and it still hasn't finished yet. did I do something wrong,,
DEPLOYMENT OF THE EMERGENCY BACKUP HYDRAULIC PISS CANNONS SHALL COMMENCE MOMENTARILY
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
DEPLOYMENT OF THE EMERGENCY BACKUP HYDRAULIC PISS CANNONS SHALL COMMENCE MOMENTARILY
the thouyght occurred to me that if the govt wanted to kill trannies they would just need to get vivian jenna wilson to post that she;'s straight
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
the thouyght occurred to me that if the govt wanted to kill trannies they would just need to get vivian jenna wilson to post that she;'s straight
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This is a test run to silence journalists… And of course it’s they are black
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
This is a test run to silence journalists… And of course it’s they are black
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Y'all, it matters that journalists are being arrested on US soil for existing as journalists. Remember when we told y'all fascist regimes look a particular way. This is that.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Y'all, it matters that journalists are being arrested on US soil for existing as journalists. Remember when we told y'all fascist regimes look a particular way. This is that.
I wonder if will stancil would be so eager to be seen as a movement leader if he was aware of what happened to the movement leaders of the ferguson protests.
granted, he is white, but that might not grant him immunity. it didn't for renee good or alex pretti. the movement probably did him a favor.
granted, he is white, but that might not grant him immunity. it didn't for renee good or alex pretti. the movement probably did him a favor.
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I wonder if will stancil would be so eager to be seen as a movement leader if he was aware of what happened to the movement leaders of the ferguson protests.
granted, he is white, but that might not grant him immunity. it didn't for renee good or alex pretti. the movement probably did him a favor.
granted, he is white, but that might not grant him immunity. it didn't for renee good or alex pretti. the movement probably did him a favor.
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kash patel, watching monitor screen: tom this is your most brilliant scheme yet. this guy's fanbase will tear the online left apart
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
I’m not totally sure how to address this but apparently I’m getting kicked out of ICE rapid response for the moment because I’m allowing press ridealongs, with an extremely strict condition that no other observer be identified. Lots of observers have allowed ridealongs and they benefit us.
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 AM
kash patel, watching monitor screen: tom this is your most brilliant scheme yet. this guy's fanbase will tear the online left apart
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
kash patel, watching monitor screen: tom this is your most brilliant scheme yet. this guy's fanbase will tear the online left apart
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
I’m not totally sure how to address this but apparently I’m getting kicked out of ICE rapid response for the moment because I’m allowing press ridealongs, with an extremely strict condition that no other observer be identified. Lots of observers have allowed ridealongs and they benefit us.
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 AM
kash patel, watching monitor screen: tom this is your most brilliant scheme yet. this guy's fanbase will tear the online left apart
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
tom homan: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean you didn't make him?
tom: <runic noises>
kash: whaddaya mean he's one of obama's?? why would obama-
tom: *chuckles*
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Too late in my life did I realize that Bret "The Hitman" Hart was right all along. America sucks, Vince McMahon should be spat on every day, and pink on black fucking slays.
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Too late in my life did I realize that Bret "The Hitman" Hart was right all along. America sucks, Vince McMahon should be spat on every day, and pink on black fucking slays.
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