Ishmael Johnson
@yeahlikethebook.bsky.social
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Almost forgot to mention this on the Skye Blue app.
I'm @dallasnews.com's new senior writer covering HS sports. I start Monday, in time for football state championships. Let's have fun.
I'm @dallasnews.com's new senior writer covering HS sports. I start Monday, in time for football state championships. Let's have fun.
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There is a real chance that a number of people who follow me on Bluesky could score TDs from the 1-yard line behind Texas Tech's line against Big 12 defenses. Those of you who bench 225+ and squat 300+ would have a nonzero shot at it. Are Heisman voters this gullible? Maybe?
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There is a real chance that a number of people who follow me on Bluesky could score TDs from the 1-yard line behind Texas Tech's line against Big 12 defenses. Those of you who bench 225+ and squat 300+ would have a nonzero shot at it. Are Heisman voters this gullible? Maybe?
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This is the most shameless thing I've ever seen in Heisman campaigning. So bold that I respect it unironically. This guy is not even the best player on Texas Tech's defense and they are feeding him goal-line TDs in a ploy to distract Heisman voters
Bless @alexkirshner.com for calling the Tech/Rodriguez Heisman campaigning what it is on the new SZD.
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is the most shameless thing I've ever seen in Heisman campaigning. So bold that I respect it unironically. This guy is not even the best player on Texas Tech's defense and they are feeding him goal-line TDs in a ploy to distract Heisman voters
Bless @alexkirshner.com for calling the Tech/Rodriguez Heisman campaigning what it is on the new SZD.
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bless @alexkirshner.com for calling the Tech/Rodriguez Heisman campaigning what it is on the new SZD.
Almost forgot to mention this on the Skye Blue app.
I'm @dallasnews.com's new senior writer covering HS sports. I start Monday, in time for football state championships. Let's have fun.
I'm @dallasnews.com's new senior writer covering HS sports. I start Monday, in time for football state championships. Let's have fun.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Almost forgot to mention this on the Skye Blue app.
I'm @dallasnews.com's new senior writer covering HS sports. I start Monday, in time for football state championships. Let's have fun.
I'm @dallasnews.com's new senior writer covering HS sports. I start Monday, in time for football state championships. Let's have fun.
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Rockstar should cancel GTA 6 and just make a Red Dead game starring Hangman Adam Page instead
What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Rockstar should cancel GTA 6 and just make a Red Dead game starring Hangman Adam Page instead
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A jam-packed fifth episode of StrongSide: The Show from @mikelikessports.bsky.social and @machinesports.bsky.social joined by @yeahlikethebook.bsky.social.
Talking the Local College Football Golden Age With Ishmael Johnson
A jam-packed fifth episode of StrongSide: The Show.
www.dmagazine.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A jam-packed fifth episode of StrongSide: The Show from @mikelikessports.bsky.social and @machinesports.bsky.social joined by @yeahlikethebook.bsky.social.
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New pod! The dude @yeahlikethebook.bsky.social joined @machinesports.bsky.social and I to talk all things local college football, from UNT to SMU to TCU. 30 years from now, this episode will be Mike Marshall's origin story in becoming a UNT megabooster:
www.dmagazine.com/frontburner/...
www.dmagazine.com/frontburner/...
Talking the Local College Football Golden Age With Ishmael Johnson
A jam-packed fifth episode of StrongSide: The Show.
www.dmagazine.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New pod! The dude @yeahlikethebook.bsky.social joined @machinesports.bsky.social and I to talk all things local college football, from UNT to SMU to TCU. 30 years from now, this episode will be Mike Marshall's origin story in becoming a UNT megabooster:
www.dmagazine.com/frontburner/...
www.dmagazine.com/frontburner/...
People thinking that was a trans joke, and not a joke about parasocial losers, need to reexamine themselves and ask why the trans community is what came to their mind in that scene.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
People thinking that was a trans joke, and not a joke about parasocial losers, need to reexamine themselves and ask why the trans community is what came to their mind in that scene.
My latest for @dmagazine.bsky.social is over what SMU needs to happen to make it back to the ACC Championship, featuring a Lionel Hutz reference:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
Here’s What Must Go Right for SMU to Return to the ACC Title Game
It won't be easy, but it is doable.
www.dmagazine.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My latest for @dmagazine.bsky.social is over what SMU needs to happen to make it back to the ACC Championship, featuring a Lionel Hutz reference:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
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In which @yeahlikethebook.bsky.social makes an A++ Simpsons reference to convey the state of the ACC as SMU tries to get back to the conference title game.
Required reading for Mustangs and CFB sickos everywhere:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
Required reading for Mustangs and CFB sickos everywhere:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
Here’s What Must Go Right for SMU to Return to the ACC Title Game
It won't be easy, but it is doable.
www.dmagazine.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In which @yeahlikethebook.bsky.social makes an A++ Simpsons reference to convey the state of the ACC as SMU tries to get back to the conference title game.
Required reading for Mustangs and CFB sickos everywhere:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
Required reading for Mustangs and CFB sickos everywhere:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
Rhett Lashlee mentioned that he doesn’t know if any team has done what SMU’s currently doing since joining the ACC.
My latest column looked into seeing if he was right, and why it matters:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
My latest column looked into seeing if he was right, and why it matters:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
SMU Is Off to a Historic Start in the ACC. Why the Streak Matters - D Magazine
The Mustangs have yet to lose a conference regular-season game since joining the ACC last year. That's a big deal for a number of reasons.
www.dmagazine.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Rhett Lashlee mentioned that he doesn’t know if any team has done what SMU’s currently doing since joining the ACC.
My latest column looked into seeing if he was right, and why it matters:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
My latest column looked into seeing if he was right, and why it matters:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
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A lot of SMU milestones have gotten attention since 2024. Relative to those, its perfect record in ACC regular season games hasn’t.
@yeahlikethebook.bsky.social
dove in to see just how historic the streak is, the biggest challenges to it, and how much it matters
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
@yeahlikethebook.bsky.social
dove in to see just how historic the streak is, the biggest challenges to it, and how much it matters
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
SMU Is Off to a Historic Start in the ACC. Here’s Why Their Conference Win Streak Matters.
The Mustangs have yet to lose a conference regular-season game since joining the ACC last year. That's a big deal for a number of reasons.
www.dmagazine.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A lot of SMU milestones have gotten attention since 2024. Relative to those, its perfect record in ACC regular season games hasn’t.
@yeahlikethebook.bsky.social
dove in to see just how historic the streak is, the biggest challenges to it, and how much it matters
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
@yeahlikethebook.bsky.social
dove in to see just how historic the streak is, the biggest challenges to it, and how much it matters
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
I think unfortunately college football is the one space where you can brand the most powerful man on a campus abusing his power over a subordinate as quirky and something a university holds as a point of pride.
The Ballad of Bobby Petrino: From infamy to interim, there's hope for a Razorback Redemption
A deep dive: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
A deep dive: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Bobby Petrino's redemption: Arkansas coach's road from infamy to interim
Bobby Petrino rides again at Arkansas, 13 years after an infamous accident and scandal led to his ouster
www.cbssports.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think unfortunately college football is the one space where you can brand the most powerful man on a campus abusing his power over a subordinate as quirky and something a university holds as a point of pride.
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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New byline dropped 🤞🏿
After the Kevin Jennings story, we got requests for more SMU pieces on StrongSide. We are happy to oblige -- and we got a great one in @yeahlikethebook.bsky.social writing them.
Here's his first, on where the Mustangs stand heading into ACC play this weekend:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
Here's his first, on where the Mustangs stand heading into ACC play this weekend:
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...
SMU Still Has Everything to Play for As ACC Play Begins
The Mustangs have their issues after an underwhelming performance in nonconference play. But all of them are surmountable, if they can tighten up on defense.
www.dmagazine.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New byline dropped 🤞🏿
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nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
Dropping in to say I made the dumbest edit for Texas State QB Brad Jackson.
🎧: Westside Gunn - Dr. Britt Baker
🎧: Westside Gunn - Dr. Britt Baker
September 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dropping in to say I made the dumbest edit for Texas State QB Brad Jackson.
🎧: Westside Gunn - Dr. Britt Baker
🎧: Westside Gunn - Dr. Britt Baker
My bad. I forgot Notre Dame was playing vs Mario Cristobal. It's never over.
September 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My bad. I forgot Notre Dame was playing vs Mario Cristobal. It's never over.
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Lots of talk on this website about how Jeremiyah Love is nowhere to be found. But friend, can I tell you about a kind of love that will never abandon you during a big moment?
That's right. God's love.
That's right. God's love.
September 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Lots of talk on this website about how Jeremiyah Love is nowhere to be found. But friend, can I tell you about a kind of love that will never abandon you during a big moment?
That's right. God's love.
That's right. God's love.
Why the fuck is Mike Denbrock either not running a healthy Jeremiyah Love OR using a hurt Jeremiyah Love as a decoy and not running a healthy Jadarian Price?
September 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why the fuck is Mike Denbrock either not running a healthy Jeremiyah Love OR using a hurt Jeremiyah Love as a decoy and not running a healthy Jadarian Price?
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Here's what Janel Grant's lawsuit against WWE and Vince McMahon alleges about Brock Lesnar.
(These pages contain detailed descriptions of alleged sexual abuse by McMahon and what Grant says was his attempt to traffic her to Lesnar during a contract negotiation.)
(These pages contain detailed descriptions of alleged sexual abuse by McMahon and what Grant says was his attempt to traffic her to Lesnar during a contract negotiation.)
August 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Here's what Janel Grant's lawsuit against WWE and Vince McMahon alleges about Brock Lesnar.
(These pages contain detailed descriptions of alleged sexual abuse by McMahon and what Grant says was his attempt to traffic her to Lesnar during a contract negotiation.)
(These pages contain detailed descriptions of alleged sexual abuse by McMahon and what Grant says was his attempt to traffic her to Lesnar during a contract negotiation.)
I heard the bad company did something bad because folks will keep watching no matter how many bad things they do? Big, if true.
August 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I heard the bad company did something bad because folks will keep watching no matter how many bad things they do? Big, if true.
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Someone tried to make this man out to look like a deviant a few years ago.
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Someone tried to make this man out to look like a deviant a few years ago.
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday