yaoisprout 🌱✨
@yaoisprout.bsky.social
30/US || he/him || very gay (taken) || game enjoyer || 🔞 MDNI
best known for being deranged on the internet
also i stream sometimes :3 twitch.tv/yaoisprout
best known for being deranged on the internet
also i stream sometimes :3 twitch.tv/yaoisprout
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yaoisprout 🌱✨
@yaoisprout.bsky.social
· Sep 16
🌱 hello bluesky! i’m zach (30/M/US) ✨
looking for new mutuals to talk to!
💻 pc + nintendo
🎮 pokémon | animal crossing | overwatch | eso | gw2
📚 bl/yaoi | dandadan | death note
📺 cat vtuber + streamer (link below :3)
i’m real gay™ and a bit deranged
MDNI 🔞 i sometimes repost nsfw art
#promosky
looking for new mutuals to talk to!
💻 pc + nintendo
🎮 pokémon | animal crossing | overwatch | eso | gw2
📚 bl/yaoi | dandadan | death note
📺 cat vtuber + streamer (link below :3)
i’m real gay™ and a bit deranged
MDNI 🔞 i sometimes repost nsfw art
#promosky
YAY
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
YAY
kim davis will burn in hell for all eternity
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
kim davis will burn in hell for all eternity
killing myself
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
killing myself
had therapy and my therapist sounded depressed as hell lol
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
had therapy and my therapist sounded depressed as hell lol
if i don’t *** **** **** soon i WILL die
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if i don’t *** **** **** soon i WILL die
i just know mamdani’s dick is fat and hairy oh i need him bad
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i just know mamdani’s dick is fat and hairy oh i need him bad
what do yall think is blacked out?
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
what do yall think is blacked out?
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人にあげる用に下書きしてたけど何も思いつかなかった
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
人にあげる用に下書きしてたけど何も思いつかなかった
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BREAKING: Two members of the Team Rocket crime syndicate have been arrested in connection with an explosion at Celadon City’s gym. A third suspect, a talking Meowth, is has not yet been apprehended.
If spotted, call Officer Jenny immediately. Do not approach the subject.
If spotted, call Officer Jenny immediately. Do not approach the subject.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
BREAKING: Two members of the Team Rocket crime syndicate have been arrested in connection with an explosion at Celadon City’s gym. A third suspect, a talking Meowth, is has not yet been apprehended.
If spotted, call Officer Jenny immediately. Do not approach the subject.
If spotted, call Officer Jenny immediately. Do not approach the subject.
love running across porn in random comments that have nothing to do with it at all actually
a woman in a green dress is standing on a beach .
ALT: a woman in a green dress is standing on a beach .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
love running across porn in random comments that have nothing to do with it at all actually
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always remember: no nut november is the online nazi chastity month, locktober is the real chastity month.
November 2, 2024 at 5:30 PM
always remember: no nut november is the online nazi chastity month, locktober is the real chastity month.
girl how are you gonna call yourself a music artist and you can’t even lip sync to your own song for a 30 second tiktok?
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
girl how are you gonna call yourself a music artist and you can’t even lip sync to your own song for a 30 second tiktok?
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Hammerlocke Gym Leader Raihan voted ‘Sexiest Gym Leader Alive’, according to Poképle magazine.
When asked for comment, Raihan stated “wait, I finally beat Leon at something?”
When asked for comment, Raihan stated “wait, I finally beat Leon at something?”
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hammerlocke Gym Leader Raihan voted ‘Sexiest Gym Leader Alive’, according to Poképle magazine.
When asked for comment, Raihan stated “wait, I finally beat Leon at something?”
When asked for comment, Raihan stated “wait, I finally beat Leon at something?”
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FOR SUBSCRIBERS: Kalos Ultimate Weapon testing can forever scar a region, just ask Geosenge Town. Experts caution that the testing of such powerful weaponry hurts both humans and Pokémon, leading to lasting consequences for generations.
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
FOR SUBSCRIBERS: Kalos Ultimate Weapon testing can forever scar a region, just ask Geosenge Town. Experts caution that the testing of such powerful weaponry hurts both humans and Pokémon, leading to lasting consequences for generations.
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November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i’m having too much fun with this
TRAVEL ALERT: Huge lines at Mistralton International Airport as flights are delayed or canceled amid the government shutdown. Skyla, Gym Leader and president of the National Air Traffic Controllers Association, urges calm, noting “things will get worse unless something is done”.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i’m having too much fun with this
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PNN INVESTIGATES: Something 'truly spooky' caught on camera by local resident Cheryl while exploring The Old Chateau near Eterna City. The terrifying footage shows a young girl becoming violent in response to Cheryl’s presence in the abandoned home. Could a Pokémon be to blame?
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
PNN INVESTIGATES: Something 'truly spooky' caught on camera by local resident Cheryl while exploring The Old Chateau near Eterna City. The terrifying footage shows a young girl becoming violent in response to Cheryl’s presence in the abandoned home. Could a Pokémon be to blame?
why tf does this website not have drafts?
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
why tf does this website not have drafts?
did i create this fake news account because i saw someone on twitter doing something similar but with a lot less passion? yes i did.
should you follow it? yes you should.
should you follow it? yes you should.
NEW POLL: Diantha’s approval rating hits new low for second term. Kalosians are broadly dissatisfied with the state of the Kalos Branch of the Pokémon League and many are asking “Where has our champion gone?”.
We’ll have more on this story tonight at 11pm.
We’ll have more on this story tonight at 11pm.
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
did i create this fake news account because i saw someone on twitter doing something similar but with a lot less passion? yes i did.
should you follow it? yes you should.
should you follow it? yes you should.
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