XerrickLaMerrick
@xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
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Lover of fiction, author of long form fanfiction, believer in humanity, and generally awful critter. I like to come on here and say nice things about people's art. I do not consent to any of what I post, link or repost being used in AI programs.
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xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
Alright, I'm officially FED UP with being messaged by bots shilling stolen clip art. If you message me, open with something supremely fucking weird about yourself, like what pre-cambrian organism you think is the sexiest, or I'll assume your blood is electricity and your brains are made of bitcoin.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
Editing the most recent chapter of my excruciatingly long ongoing smutfic after being gone for over six months.

A teeny tiny little corner of the internet is about to lose its shit.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
Good model. Very pinchable cheeks.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
I am sickened, and yet proud, for I know this is exact sort of unhinged fuckery is what the internet is for.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
Nothing has made me hate AI more than those dog-ass ads on R34 video. Yes, I am still jorkin it to "boring old porn videos", no I'm not alone, my partner is under my desk, it's called BONDING and you're interrupting it with your FAKE-ASS BONER-DESTROYING COMPUTER VOICE I'M TRYING TO RELAX HERE!!!
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xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
People are at their most radiant when they excitedly yammer on about ehatever they are passionate about.

Conversely, people who make others feel bad for being passionate about something are subhuman garbage whose names are best forgotten by time."
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
I remember the exact moment I started calling him "Bitch Logarius."
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chrislaumanson.bsky.social
Someone once sought me out on Instagram to tell me that a piece of my art they saw at a community exhibition was beautiful, and honestly that has stayed with me. It matters.
zwei2x.bsky.social
Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
What character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
Pictured above: Ouka of the Divine Fist from .hack//Legend of the Twilight Bracelet.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
I think you could do it with a bunch of streamers and famous influencers.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
My favorite thing about working in a warehouse is when my manager says "It should be a normal night." and then the next thing I hear from him is "Please leave. We legally can't keep you guys here any longer."
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
They won't let Peter Parker grow up because they know comic fans hate change.

Paul could be snapped away by the Infinity Gauntlet, MJ could drop the venom symbiote, and Miles or Kaine or Cindy or anyone could take the mantle, but y'all would throw a worldwide temper tantrum either way.
planetsmudge.bsky.social
I dunno, none that i'd share, but a bunch of terrible comics guys deserve to be painted green and bound to a chair in a room full of jeering americans, like in this picture
wednesdaypull.bsky.social
What comic book opinion would have you like this?
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
I think, genuinely, you draw the cutest girls on this whole website. I've got guys like Alex Ahad on my feed, but every time your work pops up, my neurons fire off like bottle rockets.

I dunno man, there's some sorta secret technique at play here. A simple dish served perfectly.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
Anybody following me should know I'm literally just some guy. An aspiring but unproven talent in the literary world.

My goal is to be a bara house husband who sustains himself through art.

I love fiction with my whole heart and ass, and I want to spend the rest of my life making it.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
The amount of elation you get from drawing and discovering the quirks of these little freaks brings me the same kind of joy I get from biting into a juciy peach.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
That's fucking awesome, thank you.
xerricklamerrick.bsky.social
If you see this, show the energy you bring to BlueSky.