Michael Wray
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There are many good limericks, but there is only one best limerick, and not enough of you know it:
There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together
They played Stormy Weather
While lightning shot out of his ass.
There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together
They played Stormy Weather
While lightning shot out of his ass.
February 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
There are many good limericks, but there is only one best limerick, and not enough of you know it:
There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together
They played Stormy Weather
While lightning shot out of his ass.
There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together
They played Stormy Weather
While lightning shot out of his ass.
Walked into the bar where I used to do karaoke on Tuesdays... found out they now do bingo on Tuesdays. Awkward.
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Walked into the bar where I used to do karaoke on Tuesdays... found out they now do bingo on Tuesdays. Awkward.
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
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Jessica Dunkel’s sourdough doughnuts have inspired a cult following. That’s why she’s opening a brick-and-mortar storefront on W. 135th St. in Overland Park. There’s no grand opening date set, but the shop should be ready to open within a few weeks.
Popular Kansas donut shop opening in Overland Park after years of sold-out pop-ups
Slow Rise's sourdough doughnuts nearly always sell out at the Lawrence and Overland Park farmers markets. Owner Jessica Dunkel says she hopes to open her Overland Park brick-and-mortar location within a month.
www.kcur.org
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Jessica Dunkel’s sourdough doughnuts have inspired a cult following. That’s why she’s opening a brick-and-mortar storefront on W. 135th St. in Overland Park. There’s no grand opening date set, but the shop should be ready to open within a few weeks.
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The capital gains tax cut passed this year by Missouri lawmakers will cost far more than expected and shrink state revenues, a new state budget estimate shows.(@missouriindependent.com)
Missouri faces budget crunch as capital gains tax cut hits harder than expected
When Missouri lawmakers voted on the bill, the tax cut was estimated to reduce revenue by about $111 million annually. Now the state budget director says the loss could be as much as $500 million the first year and $360 million annual annually.
www.kcur.org
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The capital gains tax cut passed this year by Missouri lawmakers will cost far more than expected and shrink state revenues, a new state budget estimate shows.(@missouriindependent.com)
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This book dares to ask the question:
What if Data but lesbian?
What if Data but lesbian?
I’m using every available bit of energy—which admittedly is not all that much—to get this baby ready for you.
It’s a weird mix of light and thoughtful, sexy and head-trippy, and just all-around fun!
A planetary adventure.
With mechanical lesbians.
And a <redacted redacted>.
Coming soon!
It’s a weird mix of light and thoughtful, sexy and head-trippy, and just all-around fun!
A planetary adventure.
With mechanical lesbians.
And a <redacted redacted>.
Coming soon!
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This book dares to ask the question:
What if Data but lesbian?
What if Data but lesbian?
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PROMOTE YOUR BOOKS! EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PUBLISHED BOOKS!
gonna be reposting your books because hoo you made a book!
www.versobooks.com/products/303...
gonna be reposting your books because hoo you made a book!
www.versobooks.com/products/303...
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
PROMOTE YOUR BOOKS! EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PUBLISHED BOOKS!
gonna be reposting your books because hoo you made a book!
www.versobooks.com/products/303...
gonna be reposting your books because hoo you made a book!
www.versobooks.com/products/303...
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Be the leader you've been clamoring for and Take A Seat! This initiative is our effort to shine a light on local and state offices that you might not even know are out there, and encourage YOU to throw your hat in the ring. Learn more at thedailyshow.com/takeaseat
InDecision - Take A Seat | The Daily Show x HeadCount
Be The Leader You’ve Been Complaining For! The Daily Show’s InDecision: Take A Seat is our effort to shine a light on local and state offices that you might not even know are out there, and encourag...
thedailyshow.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Be the leader you've been clamoring for and Take A Seat! This initiative is our effort to shine a light on local and state offices that you might not even know are out there, and encourage YOU to throw your hat in the ring. Learn more at thedailyshow.com/takeaseat
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Are Self-Help Books Actually Kinda Cringe?
When I first got back into the bookish lifestyle, I did so with self-improvement books. (You can learn more about that in my previous post about why I don't want to be a capital-R "Reader.") I pulled from a number of different selections in an attempt to…
When I first got back into the bookish lifestyle, I did so with self-improvement books. (You can learn more about that in my previous post about why I don't want to be a capital-R "Reader.") I pulled from a number of different selections in an attempt to…
Are Self-Help Books Actually Kinda Cringe?
When I first got back into the bookish lifestyle, I did so with self-improvement books. (You can learn more about that in my previous post about why I don't want to be a capital-R "Reader.") I pulled from a number of different selections in an attempt to use reading to better myself. Some of the books were actually pretty solid and helpful, but others...eeehhhh...
poorlittlebookishgirl.wordpress.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Are Self-Help Books Actually Kinda Cringe?
When I first got back into the bookish lifestyle, I did so with self-improvement books. (You can learn more about that in my previous post about why I don't want to be a capital-R "Reader.") I pulled from a number of different selections in an attempt to…
When I first got back into the bookish lifestyle, I did so with self-improvement books. (You can learn more about that in my previous post about why I don't want to be a capital-R "Reader.") I pulled from a number of different selections in an attempt to…
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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Megyn Kelly doesn't see Epstein as a pedophile, just a diet pedophile
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Megyn Kelly doesn't see Epstein as a pedophile, just a diet pedophile
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Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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I'm so old I remember when memes were called image macros
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm so old I remember when memes were called image macros
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SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Oath of Moment
【OATH OF MOMENT】 An Astartes Roleplaying Game They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be...
docs.google.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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We’re getting into ethics on my #bookblog tomorrow, but until then, please check out my latest #bookreview!
💡📚💙 #booksky #truecrime
poorlittlebookishgirl.wordpress.com/2025/09/10/r...
💡📚💙 #booksky #truecrime
poorlittlebookishgirl.wordpress.com/2025/09/10/r...
Review: “Maniac” by Harold Schechter
As a true crime girly, I had started to become a little disappointed in myself for never reading anything by Harold Schecter. A prolific author known for writing about notorious criminals such as E…
poorlittlebookishgirl.wordpress.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We’re getting into ethics on my #bookblog tomorrow, but until then, please check out my latest #bookreview!
💡📚💙 #booksky #truecrime
poorlittlebookishgirl.wordpress.com/2025/09/10/r...
💡📚💙 #booksky #truecrime
poorlittlebookishgirl.wordpress.com/2025/09/10/r...
Black Crusade shenanigans.
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Black Crusade shenanigans.
From the afterword to "Dancer" by Loate, posted on RoyalRoad.
June 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
From the afterword to "Dancer" by Loate, posted on RoyalRoad.
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society's fixation on AI is like a horse using a telescope if you ask me
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
society's fixation on AI is like a horse using a telescope if you ask me
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PENZEYS SPICES
📣Penzeys is having a sale ahead of the owner having to raise prices because of Trump's tariffs. (And phew!! that I learned about it in time!)
If you already use Penzeys, you know what I'm sharing this information!
If you don't, what a great chance to get on that!
www.penzeys.com
📣Penzeys is having a sale ahead of the owner having to raise prices because of Trump's tariffs. (And phew!! that I learned about it in time!)
If you already use Penzeys, you know what I'm sharing this information!
If you don't, what a great chance to get on that!
www.penzeys.com
April 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
PENZEYS SPICES
📣Penzeys is having a sale ahead of the owner having to raise prices because of Trump's tariffs. (And phew!! that I learned about it in time!)
If you already use Penzeys, you know what I'm sharing this information!
If you don't, what a great chance to get on that!
www.penzeys.com
📣Penzeys is having a sale ahead of the owner having to raise prices because of Trump's tariffs. (And phew!! that I learned about it in time!)
If you already use Penzeys, you know what I'm sharing this information!
If you don't, what a great chance to get on that!
www.penzeys.com
I thought I had enough room on my desk for my mouse.... I'm gonna need a bigger desk.
April 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I thought I had enough room on my desk for my mouse.... I'm gonna need a bigger desk.
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I don't have a lot of energy to spare doing self promo right now because I'm trying to get as much work done on Book Two as I possibly can while my in laws are around but maybe buy my book or something. It's very queer and people like it.
Audiobook comes out in two weeks, too, if that's your thing!
Audiobook comes out in two weeks, too, if that's your thing!
1/X: My Writings, A Thread:
Quill & Still was my Amazon debut. It has cracked eggs, made trans girls cry in yearning, and made 80y/o men enjoy litRPG. It's cozy queer slice-of-life portal fantasy about a middle aged Jewish (OTD) burned-out chemist and a kinder world.
www.amazon.com/Quill-Still-...
Quill & Still was my Amazon debut. It has cracked eggs, made trans girls cry in yearning, and made 80y/o men enjoy litRPG. It's cozy queer slice-of-life portal fantasy about a middle aged Jewish (OTD) burned-out chemist and a kinder world.
www.amazon.com/Quill-Still-...
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't have a lot of energy to spare doing self promo right now because I'm trying to get as much work done on Book Two as I possibly can while my in laws are around but maybe buy my book or something. It's very queer and people like it.
Audiobook comes out in two weeks, too, if that's your thing!
Audiobook comes out in two weeks, too, if that's your thing!
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175 Ratings! Still going strong. People still love it! Maybe you or your friends will too.
You should check it out!
#booksky #cozy #romance #writing #fantasy
You should check it out!
#booksky #cozy #romance #writing #fantasy
Soul Guardian is finally out, and people love it!
If you like cozy fantasy, demons, werewolves, loyal hellhounds, Terry Pratchett vibes, and a little bit of romance, check it out!
See why Soul Guardian was one of the best-rated web serials of all time. Read it Today!
#booksky 🎧 📚 💙
If you like cozy fantasy, demons, werewolves, loyal hellhounds, Terry Pratchett vibes, and a little bit of romance, check it out!
See why Soul Guardian was one of the best-rated web serials of all time. Read it Today!
#booksky 🎧 📚 💙
Soul Guardian: A Hellishly Cozy Fantasy
Amazon.com: Soul Guardian: A Hellishly Cozy Fantasy eBook : Karne, Alex : Kindle Store
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March 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm thrifting and I just found shoes as designed by the animators of Akira.
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm thrifting and I just found shoes as designed by the animators of Akira.