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this is where I talk shit
idk, who cares 🦋☁️

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I just got asked how many MAGA or blue MAGA people I have in my contact list since I like "purity testing" people (apparently?)

Zero. Zip. None.
Because I'm English. All the Americans I know personally are communists and all the UK people I know are hard left. I don't tolerate nonsense
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
No. I wasn't autistic or adhd as a kid. I was "rude" and a "daydreamer" and "too ridged"
"Forgetful" and "bossy" "too sensitive" "too loud" "not listening, always talking. Or goes non verbal" "can be explosive when provoked" "fussy with food" "often awkward with people" "too giddy" "quirky" "weird"
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Everyone's talking about the 50 Cent documentary like Diddy doing a hit on Pac and B.I.G is like "woah, this is brand new information why didn't anyone know"

Eminem SAID it in 2 different songs.
So did so many other people. 50 never trusted P. Keefe D was known to Russell Poole

1/
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I literally do not have time to personally argue with all of you about the rise of fascism.
There's 69.5 million people in the UK alone. Even if I gave each of you a single minute it would take me 136 years
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
PSA

stop coming to my account to comment on my appearance based on what I'm saying. They're not related. I could look like a slug saying the same thing.
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but some of you have some AUDICITY to be physically forgettable while trying to insult me. Stop 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fellow white brits

What's your last name? No I'm not asking you to tell it me or post it but have you researched it.

The one I took from my former fella is middle English. My maiden name is Anglo-saxon. So germanic based. My mums maiden name is Irish. Her mums is anglo-norman so French.
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Strange Case of DaFuq & Skibidi Toilet.

Whether you follow Skibidi Toilet or not the situation around DaFuqBoom has become a flashpoint for a bigger issue. What happens when indie creators collide with corporate interests that promise support but potentially take control instead
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Hello waiter, I'll have the Baszucki"

A rant about Roblox:
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fellow parents; especially those of neurodivergent & disabled kids, can we stop posting their faces online. There's weirdos & all this AI shit Of course you can educate & talk to other people but they're trying to digital footprint our kids as it is. Don't make it easier for the most vulnerable ones
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
How many of you did a nativity in your Church of England primary school? How many times have you known the shepherds to be wearing a checkered teatowel on their head?

You know what that's SUPPOSED to be? A Kuffiyah. Because they were PALESTINIAN
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reform & labour policy aren't much different than tories trying to shove people on planes and dump them in Rwanda if anyone remembers all that. People complain they don't want people coming here from war zones "taking our stuff"

Did you do that when the Ukrainians came here? You didn't notice them
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I've been having a nightmare with my child vs social departments. One dude was an ex c*p
He did a month as a social worker trying to be a hard ass and now he's quit the whole job
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
In December 2023, I was dancing about at a gulls gig. About 8 months after leaving my house that had blackmold. I had to go outside. Felt green, like I was breathing broken glass & close to vomiting. I have had it when I walk up hills or walk quick etc

Turns out I've been having asthma attacks
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@gdcolon.com

My 12yo has been feeding your plush fries. Do you even like fries?
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There's an AI age verification coming to roblox dot com that groups people by age and who you can talk to and because it's been implemented in stupidity and data collection, kids are learning a version of MORSE CODE to bypass it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Since some of you seem confused or you're splitting hairs it's easy

Pedophilia is kids under 11

Hebephilia is 11-14yo

Ephebophilia is 15-18yo
Once nicknamed "jailbait"

ALL THREE ARE THE SAME PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER AND ALL THREE ARE STILL YOU HARMING CHILDREN. this isn't a debate
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Vladimir Putin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I told my pre teen that they do need to learn history because they need to learn anti fascism.

Their 6'2 bald ex cop social worker stormed out. Wonder why
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Some of you simply want people you personally don't like to literally starve to death while you attempt to frame it as their own fault. The lack of compassion and void of a human soul needs to be studied because disrespectfully what the actual fucks wrong with you
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Tommy Robinson core
If that man went on trial it would be the shortest trial ever. Close all the windows, turn up the thermostat, stick him in a North Face puffer and wait for that dickhead to sweat. CASE CLOSED
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"He's not Prince anymore and he'll have to pay full rent somewhere else" look Charlie, unless you're locking the dirty old cunt in the tower of London, this is as pointless as the stolen crown on your head
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Shot
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The phrase "white people" is a form of erasure. Stay with me a second here I'm not being the too woke guy. This post is for other white people because people of the global majority already completely understand this
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reposted by wot tyler
AI is the aesthetic of fascism. to use it on protest signs against fascism feels disingenuous
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Reposted by wot tyler
Using GenAI to make progressive memes is like trying to fight bigotry with racial slurs.
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM