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lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · Apr 6

my pronouns are actually he/he/he and you're socially obligated to giggle mischievously everytime you refer to me

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 7h

it's great that my many circumstances and conditions are being ameliorated but Good God the sheer number of appointments is killing me

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 7h

postponing my birthday to november or maybe next year because lately's got too damn much going on already

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 1d

getting a light chuckle out of the unnecessary apology for telling you that you can't chew gum while fasting and then getting laid completely flat by the toothpaste bit. bold thing to assume

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 2d

who posted this i thiunk my accounts been hacked

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 2d

have you considered getting even older. bumping your milf status to gilf for optimal worstcryptid appeal

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 2d

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 2d

proof of strife

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 2d

literally the most talkative i ever get in my life is when someone else is trying to pay attention to something and i think i can be just slightly wittier than the original writer. my most evil trait

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 2d

i can't watch stuff with people who need to stay quiet and just enjoy the show. as a member of the audience, i'm a valid part of this cinematic experience too

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 6d

sitting them down and telling them very seriously that beedle was my last cat that was so naughty i had to shrink him down and put him in a glass box and punish him every day for his transgressions

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 6d

love when i'm misting the gecko tank with the same spray bottle i brandish at the cats when they're being bad and they look at me like i'm a monster for absolutely blasting this little guy with no provocation

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 7d

i have a lot of blood and meat-themed dragons and some slimy phlegm dragons but i think i need a new gross thing for my dragons to be. my piss dragon lair. my bile dragons. tapping into the flight rising humours

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 7d

trying to get back into flight rising for the new dragons and managed to snag the perfect one for my lair with like 3 seconds left on the auction. i'll be riding this high for a hot minute

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 8d

kiki is sharp like citrus and bouba is soft like bloubarry

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 8d

had a dream i got a temp job in an office built like a big gymnasium. accidentally hit it off with a clique of white collar mean girls who successfully peer pressured me into playing hooky to smoke cigarettes in the parking lot but i woke up in a cold sweat after they asked what kind of car i drive

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 9d

nothing with his ass out like that forcing me to consider how anatomically correct we're getting with it. like do we stop at crack or are we catering to a more online crowd. y'all want monster hole or what. we putting schmeat on this thang or What

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 9d

this is probably going to be nothing eventually. i want to do him and something both as full-body sculpts but i've been so slow lately. i'm thinking i'll paint them more if i have more consistent references for their janky anatomy

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 9d

making it existing first and making it good some other time

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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13d

If I were the Ghostbusters I would have handled the Slimer situation by following the tenets of restorative justice

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 13d

it fucks me up everytime they throw some guy with an american accent in with all the europeans. everyone knows fictional characters are supposed to have english accents, why is this guy talking like he's from real life

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 13d

all i remember from my early access experience is this

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 13d

yooo i forgot hades 2 is all cooked up and ready to eat now. prepare yourselves for the hot takes à la lux

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Emily ✨🎃 @emilyoram.bsky.social · 13d

October

A man dressed as a vampire with the caption coming up goblin time

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 14d

yessss witcher machine 2.0

lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 15d

anyways guess who's on new meds yippee