Wonderful Starfish
@wonderfulstarfish.bsky.social
Psych RN, writer, gamer, parent. Up late on the socials while rocking a fussy baby.
#ReportableEvents- a horror/comedy flash fiction project.
Also, don't use ChatGPT for therapy.
#ReportableEvents- a horror/comedy flash fiction project.
Also, don't use ChatGPT for therapy.
Reportable Events, episode 65
Original Post 12/4/2017
"Der Fledermaus"
In which bat facts come in handy.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 12/4/2017
"Der Fledermaus"
In which bat facts come in handy.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Reportable Events, episode 65
Original Post 12/4/2017
"Der Fledermaus"
In which bat facts come in handy.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 12/4/2017
"Der Fledermaus"
In which bat facts come in handy.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
10. Hypnotic Pattern Baldness- hair falls out in patterns that create arcane glyphs. May not be limited to hair on head. Every week roll for the effect:
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I love Wavelength, but only just played the co-op version for the first time. I might actually like it better?
Anyone know any other light co-ops that hit like this?
Anyone know any other light co-ops that hit like this?
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I love Wavelength, but only just played the co-op version for the first time. I might actually like it better?
Anyone know any other light co-ops that hit like this?
Anyone know any other light co-ops that hit like this?
Reportable Events, episode 64
Original Post 12/1/2017
"Sixth Clinical Day in East"
In which Clinical finally produces some actionable education.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 12/1/2017
"Sixth Clinical Day in East"
In which Clinical finally produces some actionable education.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reportable Events, episode 64
Original Post 12/1/2017
"Sixth Clinical Day in East"
In which Clinical finally produces some actionable education.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 12/1/2017
"Sixth Clinical Day in East"
In which Clinical finally produces some actionable education.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Getting back into working on an playtesting a ttrpg I basically shelved when thr baby was born. It has AI placeholder art for the playbooks and I'd like to divest myself of it. Anyone have a line on a decent open source archive for placeholder art assets?
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Getting back into working on an playtesting a ttrpg I basically shelved when thr baby was born. It has AI placeholder art for the playbooks and I'd like to divest myself of it. Anyone have a line on a decent open source archive for placeholder art assets?
So who's called DCF on this guy? Has anyone seen his baby recently?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So who's called DCF on this guy? Has anyone seen his baby recently?
9. Heart of Gold- your heart becomes solid gold. Instant death.
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
What's the Bluesky equivalent of tying yourself to the mast?
!!! ATTENTION !!!
Welcome to the afterlife !!!
Bluesky is a home for restless spirits who never even had a first day on the Internet while they were alive !!!
Do not engage these faceless spirits !!!
They may become scared or angry !!!
Turn off replies for safe passage through this world !!!
Welcome to the afterlife !!!
Bluesky is a home for restless spirits who never even had a first day on the Internet while they were alive !!!
Do not engage these faceless spirits !!!
They may become scared or angry !!!
Turn off replies for safe passage through this world !!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What's the Bluesky equivalent of tying yourself to the mast?
dCember for 12/8. I assume the Goblin insists that it's the one who's legs turned into a jackass adventurer. What if the rest of the party decide they like the Goblin better?
#ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d
#ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d
8. Goblin Foot- your foot becomes an actual Goblin. 50% chance would survive amputation. 0% chance it knows that. May give advice (good or bad), yell for monsters to come kill you, drag you places while you sleep, demand a share of your rations. Will loudly complain about being stuffed in a boot.
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Its pretty cool when the state lets you take paid leave. But if your employer is going to eat your next paycheck for back payments on insurance, the state should take that into account.
[Freedom of speech guy or whatever]
[Freedom of speech guy or whatever]
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Its pretty cool when the state lets you take paid leave. But if your employer is going to eat your next paycheck for back payments on insurance, the state should take that into account.
[Freedom of speech guy or whatever]
[Freedom of speech guy or whatever]
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Those D&D floor and ceiling monsters are so unrealis-
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Those D&D floor and ceiling monsters are so unrealis-
By my standards, this was a runaway, but seems tacky to do a "well this blew up" in someone else's thread.
Works for medication names too:
And Levimir, son of Detemir, drew the blade Vistaril and slew the dragon Atarax.
And Levimir, son of Detemir, drew the blade Vistaril and slew the dragon Atarax.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
By my standards, this was a runaway, but seems tacky to do a "well this blew up" in someone else's thread.
Reportable Events, episode 63
Original Post 11/29/2017
"R is for Restrictions"
In which I'm glad I didn't try to follow this rule in the blog.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/29/2017
"R is for Restrictions"
In which I'm glad I didn't try to follow this rule in the blog.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Reportable Events, episode 63
Original Post 11/29/2017
"R is for Restrictions"
In which I'm glad I didn't try to follow this rule in the blog.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/29/2017
"R is for Restrictions"
In which I'm glad I didn't try to follow this rule in the blog.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
7. Wandering hands- your hands detach at night and go do things. Terrible things. 30 minutes after you go to sleep, your hands detach and wander off. They return in 1d10 hours each. Roll for the state each one is in when it returns:
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Reportable Events, episode 62
Original Post 11/27/2017
"Try Before You Buy"
In which we can't have nice things, because that would be bribery.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/27/2017
"Try Before You Buy"
In which we can't have nice things, because that would be bribery.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reportable Events, episode 62
Original Post 11/27/2017
"Try Before You Buy"
In which we can't have nice things, because that would be bribery.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/27/2017
"Try Before You Buy"
In which we can't have nice things, because that would be bribery.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
I finally finished up the Brine & Blood podcast from @pathofnight.bsky.social breaking my streak of drifting away from podcasts for the last few years.
I liked the story and acting but the tech side was what I appreciated the most. It's actually *edited* and everyone's mic works.
I liked the story and acting but the tech side was what I appreciated the most. It's actually *edited* and everyone's mic works.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I finally finished up the Brine & Blood podcast from @pathofnight.bsky.social breaking my streak of drifting away from podcasts for the last few years.
I liked the story and acting but the tech side was what I appreciated the most. It's actually *edited* and everyone's mic works.
I liked the story and acting but the tech side was what I appreciated the most. It's actually *edited* and everyone's mic works.
That stage of #parenting when you realize your kid saying they are too sick for school is probably the best indicator that they are fine to go.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
That stage of #parenting when you realize your kid saying they are too sick for school is probably the best indicator that they are fine to go.
Reportable Events, episode 61
Original Post 11/24/2017
"Thanks But No Thanks"
In which we count our blessings
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/24/2017
"Thanks But No Thanks"
In which we count our blessings
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Reportable Events, episode 61
Original Post 11/24/2017
"Thanks But No Thanks"
In which we count our blessings
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/24/2017
"Thanks But No Thanks"
In which we count our blessings
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
So in my dream, I was in my friend from college's dojo in a converted train station in the area between Santa Monica and Mordavia from Quest for Glory when ICE appeared and wrestled a student out of class. I helped him escape but fuck them for thinking they have jurisdiction over our dreams.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So in my dream, I was in my friend from college's dojo in a converted train station in the area between Santa Monica and Mordavia from Quest for Glory when ICE appeared and wrestled a student out of class. I helped him escape but fuck them for thinking they have jurisdiction over our dreams.
Reportable Events, episode 60
Original Post 11/22/2017
"Anyone have a pen?"
In which we reveal the first rule of nursing.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
#nursing
Original Post 11/22/2017
"Anyone have a pen?"
In which we reveal the first rule of nursing.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
#nursing
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Reportable Events, episode 60
Original Post 11/22/2017
"Anyone have a pen?"
In which we reveal the first rule of nursing.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
#nursing
Original Post 11/22/2017
"Anyone have a pen?"
In which we reveal the first rule of nursing.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
#nursing
Tempted to respond to a post with 6 likes by saying "well this blew up"
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Tempted to respond to a post with 6 likes by saying "well this blew up"
5:57 AM- Holy shit it's early
6:01 AM- What the fuck are you still doing in bed
6:01 AM- What the fuck are you still doing in bed
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
5:57 AM- Holy shit it's early
6:01 AM- What the fuck are you still doing in bed
6:01 AM- What the fuck are you still doing in bed
For #WorldBuildingWednesday I'm looking at today's my December project: dCember, a 1d31 table of weird ailments.
What if Brain Mice were a thing?
#worldbuilding #ttrpgs #ttrpg #d&d #dnd
What if Brain Mice were a thing?
#worldbuilding #ttrpgs #ttrpg #d&d #dnd
3. Brain Mice- a swarm of diminutive mice replace your brain. It still functions, just powered by tiny mice instead of synapses. Advantage against mind altering effects, disadvantage on initiative. Hunger for cheese, fear of cats.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
For #WorldBuildingWednesday I'm looking at today's my December project: dCember, a 1d31 table of weird ailments.
What if Brain Mice were a thing?
#worldbuilding #ttrpgs #ttrpg #d&d #dnd
What if Brain Mice were a thing?
#worldbuilding #ttrpgs #ttrpg #d&d #dnd
Reportable Events, episode 59
Original Post 11/20/2017
"Thanksgiving break"
In which we consider holiday options.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/20/2017
"Thanksgiving break"
In which we consider holiday options.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Reportable Events, episode 59
Original Post 11/20/2017
"Thanksgiving break"
In which we consider holiday options.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents
Original Post 11/20/2017
"Thanksgiving break"
In which we consider holiday options.
#flashfiction
#ReportableEvents