9. Heart of Gold- your heart becomes solid gold. Instant death.

My preschooler jumped in the tank pretty quick when we went to No Kings. He understands that there are people (and he'll say "like Vladimir and Donald and Elon") who want to be kings and take all the money.

...it has made introducing fairy tales very odd.

Gonna be honest, it took me a second to realize that "weighted Pull-ups" were not referring to full diapers.

While we are litigating quote posts, I'm hoping for a UN ruling on which half I'm supposed to read first.

Here's a dumb metaphor:

I have a cook book that tirelessly looks for the best version of every recipe. Problem is, the "best version" often means starting a day earlier with specialty ingredients. I'm hungry today.

"Best" does not mean practical or viable for everyone.

Okay, formula is not as good as breastfeeding. Fine. I follow you so far. Now I assume your next line is explaining how we're extending paid parental leave so as many children as possible can benefit from this magical elixir.

We all thought it was a curse *on* Kennedys. Little did we realize it had become a curse *by* Kennedys.

Bog standard fetch quest.

The planet has a Xenos infestation.

The Inquisition has sent a team to destroy the MacGuffin.

And the Exterminatus hits in... well, let's just say it would be best to hurry.

That "Beyond" category is really something.

Uggg... such a waste of time but they insisted in nursing school.

A- if an RN is making beds then something is going wrong and speed is more important than precision

B- I went into psych, where we care less about folding the sheets then people wrapping them around their necks

Be careful of those cool uncles. Like half the time those "good presents" come with an obligation to do a bunch of quests and shit or save a magical realm under your stairs.

Every time someone talks about their mental health, it helps normalize talking about mental health, breaks the stigma a little more.

I didn’t know! Really! I had lots of opportunities to know and I spat in your face when you told me I didn't know but I know now and I'm sorta sorry!

And if even one person dunks on me I'm going to vote the same way again.

...also if you don't but take your eyes off me for an election cycle.

Shiva Dragon, Nightmare, Sengir Vampire, Force of Nature. These were the jewels of my childhood.

When I think of Stephen Miller it reminds me that he wife is banging Elon Musk.

That other stuff too, but that keeps jumping out at me.

Last time I watched it I was really struck by how well the first act foreshadowed the rest of the movie. The way it toured us through all the places that would be important later.

Imagining random huskarls passing around legendary weapon trading cards just in case they get to see one.

But yeah, more games should have a system like this for weapons to accrue fame.

But also you need to keep ALL of them happy. The pick a side aspect is coming from a "no Gods before me" viewpoint which wasn't present in polytheistic relgions.

This is my understanding of how polytheistic religion was viewed in the ancient world. The gods exist and can fuck you up at anytime so you keep them happy by doing the rituals and sacrifices they like. So yeah, a king (or mob boss) who could burn your village at any point.