Toni Snark
@withaniplease.bsky.social
Happy to be back with my pocket pals.
Waikato.
Waikato.
Well, that's it. Last ever primary school assembly.
10 years worth there. Cried.
Was I the parent that started the applause when the Principal mentioned acknowledging Te Tiriti o Waitangi in his final address (but he hadn't even paused for anything except the next word)? Yes. Yes I fucking was.
10 years worth there. Cried.
Was I the parent that started the applause when the Principal mentioned acknowledging Te Tiriti o Waitangi in his final address (but he hadn't even paused for anything except the next word)? Yes. Yes I fucking was.
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well, that's it. Last ever primary school assembly.
10 years worth there. Cried.
Was I the parent that started the applause when the Principal mentioned acknowledging Te Tiriti o Waitangi in his final address (but he hadn't even paused for anything except the next word)? Yes. Yes I fucking was.
10 years worth there. Cried.
Was I the parent that started the applause when the Principal mentioned acknowledging Te Tiriti o Waitangi in his final address (but he hadn't even paused for anything except the next word)? Yes. Yes I fucking was.
My car got its new suspensions bushes and brake pads on Thursday last week. Today it was new tyres and a wheel alignment.
On the way home a tiny stone wedged between the brake shroud and the disc.
I nearly cried telling Mr Toni. He went out and fixed it immediately. I love him so much.
On the way home a tiny stone wedged between the brake shroud and the disc.
I nearly cried telling Mr Toni. He went out and fixed it immediately. I love him so much.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My car got its new suspensions bushes and brake pads on Thursday last week. Today it was new tyres and a wheel alignment.
On the way home a tiny stone wedged between the brake shroud and the disc.
I nearly cried telling Mr Toni. He went out and fixed it immediately. I love him so much.
On the way home a tiny stone wedged between the brake shroud and the disc.
I nearly cried telling Mr Toni. He went out and fixed it immediately. I love him so much.
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2-3 weeks break for plebs over Xmas and New Year is not what’s fucking over our economy Christopher.
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
2-3 weeks break for plebs over Xmas and New Year is not what’s fucking over our economy Christopher.
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
The family is all back together.
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The family is all back together.
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BRB, off to the beer pub for a handheld meat pie.
I did enjoy the seal in the bar story but the fact that WaPo described the bar as a “New Zealand beer pub” is doing my head in.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
BRB, off to the beer pub for a handheld meat pie.
#Whamageddon
I'm out. My safe space (The Rock) just dusted a fuck tonne of listeners, on purpose too by the way Mulls was chortling.
I'm out. My safe space (The Rock) just dusted a fuck tonne of listeners, on purpose too by the way Mulls was chortling.
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#Whamageddon
I'm out. My safe space (The Rock) just dusted a fuck tonne of listeners, on purpose too by the way Mulls was chortling.
I'm out. My safe space (The Rock) just dusted a fuck tonne of listeners, on purpose too by the way Mulls was chortling.
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The Unfuckening yessss www.blog.lifebranches.com/p/aging-out-...
Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore
Your brain's middle finger to people-pleasing
www.blog.lifebranches.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The Unfuckening yessss www.blog.lifebranches.com/p/aging-out-...
If only there were jobs for people to pay tax from...
It's always been bullshit, and this current incarnation has really highlighted this. And two years in, voters need to stop buying their "It's Labours mess" lies. #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Government finances worse than expected as tax take falls
Treasury figures show a deficit about $700m higher than forecast.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If only there were jobs for people to pay tax from...
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(Luxon, trying to take credit but unable to exit CEO mode)
"LinkedIn Park"
"LinkedIn Park"
Just wait for Luxons govt to credit themselves for this lol
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
(Luxon, trying to take credit but unable to exit CEO mode)
"LinkedIn Park"
"LinkedIn Park"
Give Alex a payrise.
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Give Alex a payrise.
I love a good old thunderstorm. Reminds me of being little and standing outside under the eaves of the house while dad taught us about counting the seconds etc.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I love a good old thunderstorm. Reminds me of being little and standing outside under the eaves of the house while dad taught us about counting the seconds etc.
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices saying "Great thought of yours" were suddenly silenced
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices saying "Great thought of yours" were suddenly silenced
20 tea towels!
(I have faith in you)
(I have faith in you)
Actually, let’s make this interesting!
Who wants to win a tea towel? Quote post with your guess before 11 pm. Closest wins. If more than one person has the closest guess, names go in a hat.
Prize value: NZ$35
Can be sent to an address in Aotearoa or Australia (you may enter from elsewhere.)
Who wants to win a tea towel? Quote post with your guess before 11 pm. Closest wins. If more than one person has the closest guess, names go in a hat.
Prize value: NZ$35
Can be sent to an address in Aotearoa or Australia (you may enter from elsewhere.)
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
20 tea towels!
(I have faith in you)
(I have faith in you)
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one is an unpalatable festering cesspit of no value, and the other is a mouldy school lunch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
one is an unpalatable festering cesspit of no value, and the other is a mouldy school lunch.
I tattooed my fists RAW and HIDE cause you're in for a whippin' my lad.
I named my fists HOLD and FAST because I saw it in a movie once
I named my fists Left and Right because they look the same.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I tattooed my fists RAW and HIDE cause you're in for a whippin' my lad.
10% swears. Seems light.
@withaniplease.bsky.social has swears! They've used 313 profanities in their last 3,072 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (75 times)
🥈 "fuck" (60 times)
🥉 "shit" (50 times)
🥇 "fucking" (75 times)
🥈 "fuck" (60 times)
🥉 "shit" (50 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
10% swears. Seems light.
Atrocious.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Atrocious.
@witchnwords.bsky.social new batch for this coming month. 17934 (50s)
I can't see how it would be better 😑
I can't see how it would be better 😑
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@witchnwords.bsky.social new batch for this coming month. 17934 (50s)
I can't see how it would be better 😑
I can't see how it would be better 😑
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This is fucking baller
Thinking of the Helmand Culture woman from Shahr-e Sukhteh in Iran with the sick ass golden artificial eye again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This is fucking baller
Goddammit l. My book was too good, I read it too late, then couldn't switch my brain off.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Goddammit l. My book was too good, I read it too late, then couldn't switch my brain off.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
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Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jay Jays NZ inexplicably has multiple Junji Ito licensed tees and they look quite good
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jay Jays NZ inexplicably has multiple Junji Ito licensed tees and they look quite good