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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ

@wirecest.bsky.social

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🔞 Quad, it/they/she, queer genderfag entity in its 20s, mdni, problematic skitter user

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · Mar 26

The perk of being a former anti is that previously repressed ideas had time to cook. A stew is best served after simmering.

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 21h

nindendo_ds_stylus_in_urethra.mp4.exe

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 22h

i just got made out with for talking about chris chan i certainly have a specific aura alright

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ʀᴏʙᴏᴛs & ʟᴀᴄᴇ • 🆁18 @robotsandlace.bsky.social · 2d

i've been wanting to fuck with Book's sheath

Book sits on Strix' lap, who has his hand clasped tight around Book's mouth (uselessly, as we see he can still talk fine). Book's collar and tie are tousled, his trousers undone, as Strix plunges his fingers into the sheath around Book's cock. The following conversation is displayed while he unravels:

Book: Ahh-!
Strix: Damn, you are wet. How deep's this sheath go anyway?
Book (glitching): It's not meant to be— ffuck. You noxious piece of— nnh!

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 2d

holy fucking shit i need to lay pipe so badly or i will cease to function

springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 4d

why does todd mcfarlane take up most of my amazon package's space

springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 6d

im so delusional lol

springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 6d

close it

springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 6d

how did i guess my friend wanted to buy a pumpkin to fuck it

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 6d

Highway to Hell is the song that plays in your head when you move forward 800m during rush hour on the Gardiner before stopping again

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🔞 mo'o 🔜 TFCON CHICAGO @nazu2chome257.bsky.social · 8d

Prowl wit a heart pussayyyyy #valveplug

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HotrodFebreeze @hotrodfebreeze.bsky.social · 8d

why r they freaky… #valveplug #megpax #orionpax #megatron

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 9d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Dan @fistingtron.bsky.social · 9d

Kinktober Day 03: Omegaverse(?)

#valveplug

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なごむ @nagotf07.bsky.social · 10d

I had been adventuring in a world hand in hand with you, but now I have to fight alone.
#maccadam #dratchet

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 10d

can someone. euthanize me. please.

springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 10d

Anyone know who this dog near OCAD is?

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 12d

microsoft wont help.

every time you speak to a represenative over holochat, you keep getting clankers running low-budget ai models, a result of shareholder pressure for profit margins at 93.8% instead of 92.7% this quarter.

you live in hell.

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springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ @wirecest.bsky.social · 12d

the year is 2093. microsoft has jacked up the price of cloud gaming with reduced ads to $459.99.

you finally balk.

as you move the pointer for windows copilot x in your neuralink to cancel, your account is suddenly locked. your wallet, identity, and memories are now inaccessible.

The Verge @theverge.com · 12d

Microsoft is about to launch free Xbox Cloud Gaming with ads

The free streaming is being tested internally at Microsoft

buff.ly

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Valveplug galore 🔞 @yantarnation.bsky.social · 15d

Inspiration struck as I was drawing the Orion WIP and...

This one will be done right after Orion's finished!

Again; Finished drawing will be on Patreon!

#Valveplug #d16 #Deepax