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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 1d

Toad got to Frog’s house. He looked in the window.

“Good,” said Toad. “Frog is not home. He will never guess who raked his leaves.”

Toad peaks into Frog's house, rake in hand.

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In *Frog and Toad All Year*

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 5d

Ump is already putting on a clinic with his incompetent strike zone eye and showing why ABS is going to be implemented next year #JaysvsMariners

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 8d

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 8d

This game is pretty amazing #MarinersvsTigers

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 11d

So tomorrow's #BlueJays game (if they don't come back tonight) will be a bullpen game. Getting a sinking feeling from seeing how the bullpen has performed in this game and last game.

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 11d

Yikes, the #BlueJays are looking pretty average right now, if that.

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 11d

Are the #BlueJays going to error themselves into a loss?

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 11d

I love seeing #Arsenal at the top of the table, despite it taking ugh Chelsea beating Liverpool to do it

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 12d

“Frog,” said Toad, “if I wash my dishes right now, then I will not have to wash them tomorrow, will I?”

“No,” said Frog. “You will not have to.”

Toad washed and dried his dishes. He put them in the cupboard.

Toad washes his dirty dishes and puts them away. What a clean Toad!

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 13d

Getting really good at remembering to hit mute before the commercials start all through the #BlueJays game

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 13d

Guerrero Jr Grand Slam!!!! #BlueJays!!!!!!!!

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 14d

I can say with certainty that I will never purchase a Rogers plan because of the absurd volume of commercials they broadcast during #BlueJays games

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Danishka Esterhazy @desterhazy.bsky.social · 15d

Start spooky season right! 🎃 My new horror film Match just dropped on Tubi:

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 16d

I think one of the big reasons I'd like to see the Yankees lose is so that I don't have to watch close-ups of Aaron Boone spitting out sunflower seed shells for the rest of the month

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 20d

Maybe the #BlueJays bullpen isn't so bad after all

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 20d

This made me chuckle

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 24d

Did the #BlueJays send the wrong starter to the bullpen? It's been kind of sad watching Scherzer pitching these last two games.

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 26d

And just like that, the #CFL has become irrelevant

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · 28d

smh watching the #BlueJays hitters unable to hit tonight and all week

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · Sep 10

#BlueJays over the Astros. Now THAT'S the way to win a game!

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · Aug 24

I'm a bit of an emotional wreck after watching this week's Star Trek: Strange New Worlds #WhatisStarfleet

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · Aug 14

The TikTok algorithm has brought me to #Ghost again and now #MaryOnaCross will be running through my head for the next two weeks solid

Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · Aug 10

I mean, I realize the team won today's game and all but it's kind of pathetic to see how the #BlueJays end up with such awful relief pitching year after year

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Philip from Winnipeg 🇨🇦 @winnipegphilip.bsky.social · Aug 8

Blue Jays versus Dodgers tonight. Can't say I'm not curious to see how it goes for the Jays after the Rockies series. I'm thinking the Dodgers might be just a little bit better than the Rockies. Just a bit. Just a lot. Like a crazy lot better.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · Nov 1

A guy in one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes just ran across Crenshaw Blvd and almost got hit by a bus and my wife said to my daughter "that's how the dinosaurs went extinct"

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