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Kimberly but with a T
@willowbottom.bsky.social
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Speaker of snark. Player of puns. Reader of books. Baker of food. Runner of marathons. Thanks for all the fish. :: Twitter & Meta refugee. :: Rushed here to secure my handle.
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I suppose if men were to develop googly eyes, that's where they would form.
"To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time criticize others."

--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
Neighbor: Come over for a glass of wine. Nothing special.

Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.

My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: "My to-be-read pile is huge. Must stop buying books."

Also Me: "I need more books."

#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
Generational garage sale humor.
Is that one thing "the desire to run"?
Hudson's Bay in Vancouver is closing. Floors of merch up to 90% off.

Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
I don't know who needs to read this right now, but getting #cancer is not karma.

I don't care if you're the best person in the world or the worst.

Maybe lifestyle had something to do with it, maybe genetics, maybe it was an accident of exposure, maybe a fluke.

But it's not #karma. So #STFU
It's the time of year when I ask life's important questions:

- Is it a virus or allergies?
- Is it sinus pressure or are my teething rotting out of my head?
- Is Trump's presidency over yet?
There have been times I haven't fit in.

But it's never been "I'm a Tesla surrounded by trucks in Montana" not fit in.

#Tesla #Montana #MontanaTough
Darigold milk crates, freshly lifted from the back of a grocery store! Only $5 each!

#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
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Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
My mother: "You have dark hair. People with dark hair don't burn."

Me.
Finally! Science has conclusively proven who my ancestors are!
Do you ever finish your day by thinking, "Today really sucked. Hugh Jackman can't marry me soon enough."

No? Only me?

Well, then.
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
Athletic people as kids, receiving gifts: "Ewww, socks?"

Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
AI generated picture of me, based on my boyfriend's description of me:
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands

Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.

#selfie
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This from @jdcivicscience.bsky.social nails why small town, red America is not turning on Trump.
Of all the lies told by over-the-counter drugs, the greatest is "provides 24-hour relief from allergies."

#AllergySeason #AllergySufferer #IHateGrassAndRagweed