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Willemite Crater
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It's me, that guy you know from real life, or maybe from Twitter!
Making my name unsearchable to fundamentalist evangelicals since 2020.
I'm not the best at hearing it, but I don't think they autotuned For Good, and it sounds amazing??
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
HO LY CRAP

This might be the most important thing I've read in my *entire life* for understanding modern evangelicalism. This is from a section talking about the Scofield Bible, which enshrined Fundamentalist and Dispensationalist theology in evangelicalism.

My jaw literally dropped as I read this
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I just saw someone in a video refer to games like Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League, Redfall, Marvel's Avengers, etc. as "Executive Slop".

I love that term so much that I think it should be used beyond just video games. We're surrounded by executive slop everyday.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Internet bread people are some of the absolute worst at effectively transferring information to others. Almost without fail, any bread recipe you find will be like a GBBO technical, with half the steps missing and absolutely no warning or tips about pitfalls or techniques you'll need to know
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Let's bring back the ancient tradition of displaying our cool rocks
One of the tragedies of growing up is it's apparently no longer "socially acceptable" to carry around a cool rock & show it to people you meet.

So I have to respect the Chinese, Korean & Japanese for having a tradition of finding cool rocks & displaying them.

Let's talk about scholar's stones.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have discovered a new worst ad in existence. YouTube now has ads for audiobooks that are literally just an AI voice reading from the book with AI pictures behind it, FOR 20 MINUTES. If you're not able to get to the skip button right away, it'll JUST KEEP GOING.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
TIL the spread of Christian Fundamentalism was HEAVILY backed (we're talking more than $170M, adjusted for inflation) by an oil tycoon named Lyman Stewart, who personally funded the writing, printing, and distribution of most of its founding documents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Breaking: Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms.
Federal court blocks new Texas congressional map for 2026
The decision is a major blow for Republicans, in Texas and nationally, who pushed through this unusual mid-decade redistricting at the behest of President Donald Trump.
www.texastribune.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Last night I learned that the (very good) advice to read a book in bed as the last thing before going to sleep, in order to calm your brain before sleep, doesn't work if you're at a really intense, anxiety-ridden section of your book.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
aHA, so it was D.L. Moody's fault!
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I know I talk about Define The Great Line by Underoath a lot, but DAMN if it is not one of the best albums I've ever listened to. It's just somehow got this amazing emotional journey from depression and despair through to reclaiming courage and motivation to keep pushing forward again. It's amazing.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I think I've officially hit middle-age because I just googled to see if one of my favorite bands from college is doing a 20th-anniversary tour for one of their albums 💀
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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We lived in a pub when I was growing up and when I was 3 (50 years ago!) we had someone in to draw the pub for a business card. I sat next to him and watched him draw every line. I was transfixed and it was a huge inspiration for me. I’ve dreamt about owning that drawing for years…
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Millennials are truly the IT generation.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It sucks going back and trying to rewatch classic movies and finding them just absolutely riddled with misogyny to the point that they're basically unwatchable.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
One of the worst parts about being sick is how bored I get, because one part of my brain is still like, "Come on! Let's do something!!", but the rest of my brain feels like it's melting out of my ears.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
HEB had Goya tamarind soda, which sounded too interesting to not try, and it's... very good
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Anyone who's had one can probably agree that Jelly Babies are a fantastic candy. But the fact that they are literally shaped like little babies is... pretty off-putting. And I just learned that when they were first mass-produced, they were called "Unclaimed Babies"????? WTF England??
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And that's just the craft itself, not to mention the people skills needed to navigate the customers and co-workers, and the multitasking skills needed to make multiple drinks at the same time while also doing all the people-skill stuff.
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this.

To ICE: "You can repent"
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@drleahpayne.bsky.social @andrewgill.biz you can always tell when someone actually grew up listening to Christian music:
This Rock Song Is ACTUALLY Christian
YouTube video by Make Some Noise
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I think maybe there should be a limit to the number of things that can go on any given ballot. There were 31 items on this one, and it was a chore and a half.
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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amazing thread
happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM