mary
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wait’ll you see my famously bad dance moves
making a bestie move 2 blocks away from me is still going so well, i called him to ask if he wanted to watch the weirdly plentiful group of hawks screaming above my building and he didn’t but he did invite me to come over to come party with his dog. on a whim!!! neighbors!!
the west wing is a show about how writers are the biggest brained sexiest people around but they can’t actually have sex bc they’re too busy Raising The Bar
i had a few sips of vietnamese coffee again and i’m ready to speak my truth.
if you keep opening and then abandoning like 3 diet cokes at a time, you are 3 ladies.
coke zero is misogyny bc diet coke is for ladies. i don’t mean that only ladies can have diet coke i mean that when someone opens a diet coke, they apply a veneer of “lady” until it is finished. and some people are too afraid to be ladies for that time and that’s why coke zero was invented.
i’m lou bega and this is my son, ruta
i’m really glad the city of new york realized we still needed eric adams on the debate stage and transplanted his insane manner of speaking into curtis sliwa
i would keep buying mesquite! i’ve become dependent on mesquite bread. it’s load-bearing in my home.
i am going to cause a scene. not sure how yet. maybe take over a boat of some kind.
yes join me in this realm!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone in the bay area should be going to house of phin coffee, it is so good if you like sweet treats, i got the salted milk coffee and it ruuuuuuules. can also vouch for egg coffee, ube, and the one with mint.
i, a non caffeine drinker generally, just had half a vietnamese iced coffee with foam. it was delicious. i am skittering around the ceiling btw.
@billhookunion.beanyear.com my husband @leosdad.bsky.social has made the best bread i’ve ever had by using some mesquite flour from your bean box! i keep meaning to email the full recipe, and i will, but in the meantime look at it!
everyone on the bus is my friend
the west wing is a show about joe bethersonton
it’s like she gave up her legal right to be a person and opted in to fully corporatize. where does someone go creatively after that? she’s an airline now.
and not only a fan but just like, a particular sort of dumb and frivolous person for giving a shit about her career at all but i do think it’s interesting that she’s an individual example of what it feels like to think too hard about how, legally, corporations are people. but she’s the inverse.
aaron dessner doesn’t work with hacks! she wasn’t one before she worked with him either! there’s a clear point where she decided to only be a brand forever and i think the breakup was part of it but not the only thing going on. idk i feel like any time i talk about her career i get branded as a fan
look i am thinking about that singer again and while i understand the instinct to be ljke “oh she’s just been bad and untalented this whole time” i cannot agree. she’s capable of interesting work but decided to be only a brand forever and that’s infuriating but also kind of funny.
haters disconsolate
my current husband has taken to referring to me as his questionable wife. feeling a bit elevated, petard-wise.
My questionable wife is blasting Mambo No.5 in the bedroom 🎵

I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶