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I poured bubbly water on a basil plant and it started hitting on me
My questionable wife is blasting Mambo No.5 in the bedroom 🎵

I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶
“I got that Spartacussy.”
“I got that Spartacussy!”
“No I GOT THAT SPARTACUSSY!”
Maybe virgins are lava-proof and I’M the asshole I dunno
Thinking about getting a dog that is part periscope
Riley 🐕‍🦺
Adult female Greyhound
Adoptable from Royal Hounds Greyhound Adoption (Seattle, WA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/riley-78487974/wa/seattle/royal-hounds-greyhound-adoption-wa575/
I guess one person’s nail in the coffin is another person’s reason to hang on for one more day WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE NOT ONE OF THEM CAN BE COOL OR NORMAL EVEN ONE TIME
Stephen Miller’s wife Katie referred to him as a “sexual matador” so if you’re listening, giant asteroids, now would be a good time to hurl yourselves towards the earth and end our misery
My questionable wife is doing Esquire photoshoots of our dog
Precedent is being set at an unprecedented rate
ALWAYS put your guns in a GUN LOCKER so that your guns feel BULLIED for being NERDS
This rules, I’m gonna try it
You guys should go down to the bank, they have this super cool hologram of a security guard. If you don’t believe me, try sticking your hand through it.
Law & Order: SVU is such a grim show because every episode you watch seemingly decent people turn out to be violent, abusive, dishonest dirtbags, and often the sex criminals they’re chasing are even worse
We got a new oven ❤️🥖🍞
I have this thought once a day about some post on here and that’s why doom-posting needs to be explicit
Was there a new horror today I missed, or is this in reference to all of the cumulative prior horrors?
For the REAL MAN who has an URGENT NEED to stab his CROTCH
My ads are getting a tad psychotic
How do I change my LI notifications?
If you’re a surgeon, there is no worse way to greet someone than shaking hands
Fuuuuck this album is too good
Bowflex issued a recall so I will no longer be using the adjustable dumbbells that I haven’t used in 3 years
After learning to use an engine lathe and vertical mill the last few months I finally completed the finder scope I’ve been working on and I LOVE IT
God damn aluminum looks pretty when you shred it