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Sex Thimble
@leosdad.bsky.social
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · 16h
I poured bubbly water on a basil plant and it started hitting on me
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · 8d
My questionable wife is blasting Mambo No.5 in the bedroom 🎵

I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · 9d
“I got that Spartacussy.”
“I got that Spartacussy!”
“No I GOT THAT SPARTACUSSY!”
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · 14d
Maybe virgins are lava-proof and I’M the asshole I dunno
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · 21d
Thinking about getting a dog that is part periscope
adoptabledogs.bsky.social Adoptable Dogs @adoptabledogs.bsky.social · 21d
Riley 🐕‍🦺
Adult female Greyhound
Adoptable from Royal Hounds Greyhound Adoption (Seattle, WA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/riley-78487974/wa/seattle/royal-hounds-greyhound-adoption-wa575/
Riley is a Adult Greyhound
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · 25d
I guess one person’s nail in the coffin is another person’s reason to hang on for one more day WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE NOT ONE OF THEM CAN BE COOL OR NORMAL EVEN ONE TIME
bornmiserable.bsky.social born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25d
Stephen Miller’s wife Katie referred to him as a “sexual matador” so if you’re listening, giant asteroids, now would be a good time to hurl yourselves towards the earth and end our misery
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · 28d
My questionable wife is doing Esquire photoshoots of our dog
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Sep 9
Precedent is being set at an unprecedented rate
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Sep 6
What a sweet face!
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Aug 30
ALWAYS put your guns in a GUN LOCKER so that your guns feel BULLIED for being NERDS
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Aug 21
This rules, I’m gonna try it
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Aug 21
Succotash season!
Two bowls of succotash consisting of cooled onion, corn kernels, diced jalapeño, Lima beans, cherry tomatoes, basil, and feta cheese
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Aug 19
You guys should go down to the bank, they have this super cool hologram of a security guard. If you don’t believe me, try sticking your hand through it.
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Aug 17
Law & Order: SVU is such a grim show because every episode you watch seemingly decent people turn out to be violent, abusive, dishonest dirtbags, and often the sex criminals they’re chasing are even worse
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Aug 13
We got a new oven ❤️🥖🍞
3 loaves of homemade (my home) bread: a rustic round loaf, a sandwich loaf, and a braided loaf
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jul 31
I have this thought once a day about some post on here and that’s why doom-posting needs to be explicit
bedevere.bsky.social Bedevere @bedevere.bsky.social · Jul 30
Was there a new horror today I missed, or is this in reference to all of the cumulative prior horrors?
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jul 28
For the REAL MAN who has an URGENT NEED to stab his CROTCH
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jul 27
My ads are getting a tad psychotic
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jul 19
How do I change my LI notifications?
An email preview text for a LinkedIn notification that’s cut off so it reads “Hey folks! Since I got laid…”
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jul 5
If you’re a surgeon, there is no worse way to greet someone than shaking hands
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jul 2
Fuuuuck this album is too good
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jun 28
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Vinyl copy of late, great singer Charles Bradley’s “Changes”
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · Jun 7
Bowflex issued a recall so I will no longer be using the adjustable dumbbells that I haven’t used in 3 years
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · May 20
After learning to use an engine lathe and vertical mill the last few months I finally completed the finder scope I’ve been working on and I LOVE IT
A finder scope, to be mounted on and used with a telescope, made from aluminum, steel, brass and bronze components A finder scope, to be mounted on and used with a telescope, made from aluminum, steel, brass and bronze components A finder scope, to be mounted on and used with a telescope, made from aluminum, steel, brass and bronze components A finder scope, to be mounted on and used with a telescope, made from aluminum, steel, brass and bronze components
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Sex Thimble @leosdad.bsky.social · May 13
God damn aluminum looks pretty when you shred it
The table of a vertical milling machine covered in a pile of aluminum chips The table of a vertical milling machine with an aluminum part held in the vise, surrounded by aluminum chips An aluminum part with various holes and slots cut into it in the vise of a vertical milling machine
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