Getting closer.

Me too.

Hey #booksky

Your mission: figure out who I am.

Somewhere out there, I’m supposedly a “known” author.

I published a book under a fake name. Just me, a laptop, and existential dread.

The book exists. It’s real. It’s weird. It’s called Pancakes and Poor Life Choices.

Go.

Did you take the American side and demand they suck your star spangled ding dongs?

Also, I've just been accused of secretly being you. True story. Thoughts?

That’s beautiful advice. I will follow in your magnificent footsteps.

Love these frogs and everything they stand for.

BTW, someone has accused me of being you. Thoughts? Not kidding there.

So we hit 1 in new releases in absurdist fiction on Amazon which is a testament to…tenacity? Depravity? The hollow emptiness of existence? Either way, I’ll take it. #writingcommunity #amwriting #booktok #horror

My agent would probably have a stroke if they saw this.
No promo plan. No PR team. Just a one-man operation letting a passion project slip loose into the world.

A weird little book that probably shouldn’t exist, but does anyway.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWRSN8N2

#writingcommunity #booklaunch