masey 🔜 MFF
@whiskers.bsky.social
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I’m friends with everyone 🔞 no minors 🏳️‍🌈 owen 💞 they/them ΘΔ
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I take being an animal very seriously
Would you rather die on I-4 or spend $38826492938493 on a brightline ticket
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Then they proceeded to open the wendys app because they “got hungry”
Owen took my phone from me at a concert, made this post and immediately liked it and reposted it
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some very self indulgent doodles of me and my partner!
four sets of images featuring digital sketches of an anthropomorphic black cat with large square glasses posing in various poses
never before seen levels of swag
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when them fajitas come out sizzlin!
a digital sketch of a deer furry in glasses and a hoodie smiling open-mouthed
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Do you think anyone named mason has ever gotten married
I am eilish the famous singer
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i broke up with my singer gf caroline polachek. she was singing too much
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Oh no our table it’s broken
Life is when kittys read the bible
Shoutout the subway by my apartment though u have saved my life on many a lunch break
I’ll have a pub sub again someday and cry because eating subway is like they sucked the soul out of the pub sub
see i prefer zaxbys over canes by a large margin but i still enjoy canes. if you eat either without the sauce it makes no sense. but zaxbys without the sauce still tastes pretty good