Whimsyverse (Christopher Graeme / Chris Winchester)
@whimsyverse.bsky.social
🌻i write wurdz&muzic
AND i'M IN A MOVIE, GUYZ!
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬
& i burble into micz & indoctrinate kidz
He/Him/Cap'n/Etc.
DID i MENTION i'M IN A MOVIE?
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬
The Last Moonicorn, a poetical tale
of Martians, dark whimsy, and pies!
Launching eventually...
AND i'M IN A MOVIE, GUYZ!
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬
& i burble into micz & indoctrinate kidz
He/Him/Cap'n/Etc.
DID i MENTION i'M IN A MOVIE?
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬
The Last Moonicorn, a poetical tale
of Martians, dark whimsy, and pies!
Launching eventually...
Pinned
There are party throwers, party goers, and party growers... What are you?🎉💥
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There are party throwers, party goers, and party growers... What are you?🎉💥
I forgot that it's quite nice over here.
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I forgot that it's quite nice over here.
Tin Hamilton???
Hahahah. The fella's pure gold.
Hahahah. The fella's pure gold.
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Tin Hamilton???
Hahahah. The fella's pure gold.
Hahahah. The fella's pure gold.
Oh, the movie is called
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬. And it's all Tin Hamilton's fault.
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬. And it's all Tin Hamilton's fault.
October 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Oh, the movie is called
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬. And it's all Tin Hamilton's fault.
🎬🎈POP🎈🎬. And it's all Tin Hamilton's fault.
I'm in a movie in 6 days' time. Oh yes. And NZ Equity have let me back in again. The fools! And the premiere has sold out. And the director is a mad genius.
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm in a movie in 6 days' time. Oh yes. And NZ Equity have let me back in again. The fools! And the premiere has sold out. And the director is a mad genius.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Melted, as Humpty hatched into a hen.
[from "Cheese Omelettes at Bedtime",
©1812, by Doggerel Dogg]
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Melted, as Humpty hatched into a hen.
[from "Cheese Omelettes at Bedtime",
©1812, by Doggerel Dogg]
September 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Melted, as Humpty hatched into a hen.
[from "Cheese Omelettes at Bedtime",
©1812, by Doggerel Dogg]
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Melted, as Humpty hatched into a hen.
[from "Cheese Omelettes at Bedtime",
©1812, by Doggerel Dogg]
Ever just want to say to hell with it and go play mini-golf and eat ice cream with Foo Fighters' Long Road To Ruin blasting out across the crazy little muthafuckin greens as you windmill your putter with three scoop sundae abandon?
September 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ever just want to say to hell with it and go play mini-golf and eat ice cream with Foo Fighters' Long Road To Ruin blasting out across the crazy little muthafuckin greens as you windmill your putter with three scoop sundae abandon?
ADHD is accidentally leaving that final parenthesis open. (Autism is being really annoyed that you left that final parenthesis open.
#AuDHDftw
🌻🐿️♾️🦋💛
#AuDHDftw
🌻🐿️♾️🦋💛
September 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
ADHD is accidentally leaving that final parenthesis open. (Autism is being really annoyed that you left that final parenthesis open.
#AuDHDftw
🌻🐿️♾️🦋💛
#AuDHDftw
🌻🐿️♾️🦋💛
I sometimesoften find myself bleary-teetering somewhere—next to a small flight of stairs or before a doorway or facing a piece of furniture, attempting to focus something (anything really) and mumbling 'uuh—how does this wuurk?' while blinking a bit and wondering if there was caffeine at any point.
August 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I sometimesoften find myself bleary-teetering somewhere—next to a small flight of stairs or before a doorway or facing a piece of furniture, attempting to focus something (anything really) and mumbling 'uuh—how does this wuurk?' while blinking a bit and wondering if there was caffeine at any point.
Reposted by Whimsyverse (Christopher Graeme / Chris Winchester)
Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
July 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
"Why have just one neurotype, when you can have two—that directly contradict each other constantly...?"
Indeed.
youtu.be/7kBGUcGeKvM?...
Yay.
#AuDHD
#WelcomeToPlanetKaboombee
#autistic #adhd
Indeed.
youtu.be/7kBGUcGeKvM?...
Yay.
#AuDHD
#WelcomeToPlanetKaboombee
#autistic #adhd
5 Signs You Have ADHD and Autism (AuDHD)
YouTube video by Auticate with Chris & Debby
youtu.be
June 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Why have just one neurotype, when you can have two—that directly contradict each other constantly...?"
Indeed.
youtu.be/7kBGUcGeKvM?...
Yay.
#AuDHD
#WelcomeToPlanetKaboombee
#autistic #adhd
Indeed.
youtu.be/7kBGUcGeKvM?...
Yay.
#AuDHD
#WelcomeToPlanetKaboombee
#autistic #adhd
You know that thing where you realise something so irritatingly profound that you know you need to write a bloody book about it but you also know there is NEVER going to be time or priority to do it because Vogons, but there kind of is, but agh? #AuDHDH #ADHD #TheGirlFromRickmansworth #ffsFrankly
June 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You know that thing where you realise something so irritatingly profound that you know you need to write a bloody book about it but you also know there is NEVER going to be time or priority to do it because Vogons, but there kind of is, but agh? #AuDHDH #ADHD #TheGirlFromRickmansworth #ffsFrankly
@breathwick.bsky.social I think we may have been wrong about ADHD. Sort of actually. I was going to messenger you about it but agh you're not there. Any chance you could email me? [email protected] #TheGirlFromRickmansworth #UntemperedSchism #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce #SeriouslyNotMadHonest
June 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@breathwick.bsky.social I think we may have been wrong about ADHD. Sort of actually. I was going to messenger you about it but agh you're not there. Any chance you could email me? [email protected] #TheGirlFromRickmansworth #UntemperedSchism #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce #SeriouslyNotMadHonest
A neurodivergent writer's AI manifesto:
Yes, I do use AI.
I use AI to help me do my work as a writer.
But I will never have it write in my name.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1YbJ...
Yes, I do use AI.
I use AI to help me do my work as a writer.
But I will never have it write in my name.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1YbJ...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
May 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A neurodivergent writer's AI manifesto:
Yes, I do use AI.
I use AI to help me do my work as a writer.
But I will never have it write in my name.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1YbJ...
Yes, I do use AI.
I use AI to help me do my work as a writer.
But I will never have it write in my name.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1YbJ...
@rashmiwriting.bsky.social Thanks for the follow, fellow AuDHD writertypeperson :)
April 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
@rashmiwriting.bsky.social Thanks for the follow, fellow AuDHD writertypeperson :)
@clairebarker.bsky.social Hellooo. Thank you for the follow :)
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
@clairebarker.bsky.social Hellooo. Thank you for the follow :)
I've been doing actual work on the actual next book. Actually. What on earths is the matter with me?
#writer
#bemusement
#writer
#bemusement
April 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I've been doing actual work on the actual next book. Actually. What on earths is the matter with me?
#writer
#bemusement
#writer
#bemusement
@lex1ne-r-chapman.bsky.social 'Owdo :)
March 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
@lex1ne-r-chapman.bsky.social 'Owdo :)
#ChristopherGraeme
#Poetry
#Politics
Fragile, Precious Thing
©CGW 2025-03-13
Fragile, precious thing.
You teeter there ignored
by all the bystanders,
the busy, and the bored.
... (1/4)
#Poetry
#Politics
Fragile, Precious Thing
©CGW 2025-03-13
Fragile, precious thing.
You teeter there ignored
by all the bystanders,
the busy, and the bored.
... (1/4)
March 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
#ChristopherGraeme
#Poetry
#Politics
Fragile, Precious Thing
©CGW 2025-03-13
Fragile, precious thing.
You teeter there ignored
by all the bystanders,
the busy, and the bored.
... (1/4)
#Poetry
#Politics
Fragile, Precious Thing
©CGW 2025-03-13
Fragile, precious thing.
You teeter there ignored
by all the bystanders,
the busy, and the bored.
... (1/4)
"Have to get those two heads over to Scabham. Ended up having to whizz the wizardy one out of sight under the sink as the punters kept tugging out bits of his beard. Cheeky sods. Think a rat may have had the end off his nose now."
#Diary #ActualTroll #LactoseLib
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
#Diary #ActualTroll #LactoseLib
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
MoosDie, Merch X
Possible issue with wizard's nose
open.substack.com
March 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"Have to get those two heads over to Scabham. Ended up having to whizz the wizardy one out of sight under the sink as the punters kept tugging out bits of his beard. Cheeky sods. Think a rat may have had the end off his nose now."
#Diary #ActualTroll #LactoseLib
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
#Diary #ActualTroll #LactoseLib
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
SumDie, Merch IX
"Just did the headcount for the week. 27. Most of them just your bog-standard elf heads as usual, but surprised to see that Derek had turned in a pond gremlin and what appeared to be some sort of wizard"
#Diary #Dairy #ActualTroll #LegaliseCheese
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
"Just did the headcount for the week. 27. Most of them just your bog-standard elf heads as usual, but surprised to see that Derek had turned in a pond gremlin and what appeared to be some sort of wizard"
#Diary #Dairy #ActualTroll #LegaliseCheese
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
SumDie, Merch IX
Twenty-seven heads and a door that could be shittier
open.substack.com
March 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
SumDie, Merch IX
"Just did the headcount for the week. 27. Most of them just your bog-standard elf heads as usual, but surprised to see that Derek had turned in a pond gremlin and what appeared to be some sort of wizard"
#Diary #Dairy #ActualTroll #LegaliseCheese
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
"Just did the headcount for the week. 27. Most of them just your bog-standard elf heads as usual, but surprised to see that Derek had turned in a pond gremlin and what appeared to be some sort of wizard"
#Diary #Dairy #ActualTroll #LegaliseCheese
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
SumDie, Merch IX
Twenty-seven heads and a door that could be shittier
The Secret Dairy of Adrian Troll
#ActualTroll #IllicitFromageist #LactoseTolerance
SumDie, Merch IX
Twenty-seven heads and a door that could be shittier
The Secret Dairy of Adrian Troll
#ActualTroll #IllicitFromageist #LactoseTolerance
SumDie, Merch IX
Twenty-seven heads and a door that could be shittier
open.substack.com
March 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
SumDie, Merch IX
Twenty-seven heads and a door that could be shittier
The Secret Dairy of Adrian Troll
#ActualTroll #IllicitFromageist #LactoseTolerance
SumDie, Merch IX
Twenty-seven heads and a door that could be shittier
The Secret Dairy of Adrian Troll
#ActualTroll #IllicitFromageist #LactoseTolerance
"I’ll admit I’m unconvinced on the piss side as the whole appliance was smelling queasily ‘clean’ and if there's one thing no punter’ll stand even in the less salubrious of speakcheesies it’s an unpissy pisspot. Machine’s about as much use as a Brownie’s bollock."
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
From tonight...
Lactose Intolerance Shall Be No More!
open.substack.com
March 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"I’ll admit I’m unconvinced on the piss side as the whole appliance was smelling queasily ‘clean’ and if there's one thing no punter’ll stand even in the less salubrious of speakcheesies it’s an unpissy pisspot. Machine’s about as much use as a Brownie’s bollock."
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...
©CGW 2025-03-08
#Poetry #LoveStory #FireFighting #AuDHD
Muster
Over the mountain the
fire brigade siren is
summoning fighters to
muster;
flustered, Penelope
pulls on her socks and she
hopes there'll be Joe in the
truck.
1/8
#Poetry #LoveStory #FireFighting #AuDHD
Muster
Over the mountain the
fire brigade siren is
summoning fighters to
muster;
flustered, Penelope
pulls on her socks and she
hopes there'll be Joe in the
truck.
1/8
March 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
©CGW 2025-03-08
#Poetry #LoveStory #FireFighting #AuDHD
Muster
Over the mountain the
fire brigade siren is
summoning fighters to
muster;
flustered, Penelope
pulls on her socks and she
hopes there'll be Joe in the
truck.
1/8
#Poetry #LoveStory #FireFighting #AuDHD
Muster
Over the mountain the
fire brigade siren is
summoning fighters to
muster;
flustered, Penelope
pulls on her socks and she
hopes there'll be Joe in the
truck.
1/8
I've half a mind to join those loons in the Free Milker Movement and do a sit-out in the Glade.
Bunch of nutters that lot though. A few weeks ago Mavis saw one of them petting a live cow in broad daylight on a MoosDie!
Bunch of nutters that lot though. A few weeks ago Mavis saw one of them petting a live cow in broad daylight on a MoosDie!
March 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I've half a mind to join those loons in the Free Milker Movement and do a sit-out in the Glade.
Bunch of nutters that lot though. A few weeks ago Mavis saw one of them petting a live cow in broad daylight on a MoosDie!
Bunch of nutters that lot though. A few weeks ago Mavis saw one of them petting a live cow in broad daylight on a MoosDie!