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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression

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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jun 24

Name: Monty

Age: 5 years old

Occupation: Black Market Merchant, Kindergartner

Greatest fear: Mops

Monty from the Kindergarten game series. He is very intelligent for his age, even able to read, and will buy and sell just about anything, for the right price

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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Aug 3

You got $20?

𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝑻𝒐 𝑫𝒊𝒆 @applegatingaddict.bsky.social · Aug 3

KIDD. . .

…..you have any more pills?

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 25

I don't think either of you should be president

𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝑵𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝑨𝒘𝒂𝒚 @rulerofnuggets.bsky.social · Jul 25

NO! NUGGET WILL BECOME PRESIDENT

ʙⁱˢᶜᵘᵗˢ @biscutballs.bsky.social · Jul 25

I'd make a good president

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

Great!

And since we're such good friends, I won't even charge you for them

𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝑵𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝑨𝒘𝒂𝒚 @rulerofnuggets.bsky.social · Jul 15

Let Nugget check his Nugget stash!

Nugget may have some!

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

That reminds me

Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?

The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

That reminds me

Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?

The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about

━━ 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇧🇴🇹🇹🇱🇪🇸 @memoryvials.bsky.social · Jul 15

mmmm..chmiken nuggest………

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

Hey, these business trips to Bangkok ain't gonna pay for themselves

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

Each

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

Not too much. Just a few grand

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

Not too much. Just a few grand

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 15

Currently holding a sale on any and all flammable materials in my inventory

The perfect gift for your next crashout party

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 11

You should kick the baby

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 11

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · Jun 23

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞!

[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐞, 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐃𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐛.
𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝!!]

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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 11

A child's natural curiousity?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Jul 11

Why are you asking me this

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 11

Very nice. But I'm curious, what does the other side of the card look like?

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 11

Very nice. But I'm curious, what does the other side of the card look like?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Jul 11

If anyone wants to know what my card looks like before the max out, it’s this

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 11

If you're in need of money, I can help you out.

Whether you wanna sell, pawn or take out a loan

I take anything no questions asked. Gold, Silver, ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ, Electronics, whatever you have laying around!

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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 8

Can't blame me for trying

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Jul 8

NOT!

NOW!

MONTY!

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 8

I can get you a good deal on some adoption papers

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 8

I can get you a good deal on some adoption papers

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 4

Now, if you were to take a dive and lose on purpose. then we can really make bank

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 4

Hey, you're the odds-on, the smart money is on you

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Jul 4

A reminder that you’re getting a portion of my Disney check.

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 4

And I'm not above selling tickets and taking bets on the fight

*He's pulling out a calculator*

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 4

And I'm not above selling tickets and taking bets on the fight

*He's pulling out a calculator*

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 4

If you need rhymes I know a teacher I can put you in touch with for a ˡᵃʳᵍᵉ fee

Rhyming is all she ever does

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jul 2

Speaking of reading, those textbooks should be delivered soon. Had to import them. ˢᵒ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵐⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵗʳᵃ $500 ᵖᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ⁱᵐᵖᵒʳᵗ ᶠᵉᵉ

I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · Jun 29

Please, pay no attention to the dress. It is a very important medical apparatus that allows me to walk...