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Nessie | She/They | 18+ | https://MDNI.
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sheesh, what's with so many people trying to steal flowers today?

i know they're expensive, but this is ridiculous.
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Hm. . . what am I gonna do about Saturday.
February 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
that superman guy is pretty cool
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
" Woah—! "

He shot a web to a nearby wall, holding on tight so he's not sucked up.

" Y'know, I don't think I got your name! I wanna say. . . The Jokester? Most of the other clown names are already taken. "
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM

nessie.

man

I forgot just how PEAK into the spiderverse was
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
" A little thing I call my Spidey Sense.

Now. . . "

As he was speaking, he thwipped toward Marx. Flying toward him and swinging a heavy punch to him.

𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙈—!
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
" Hey, webs can do a lot more than you think—! "

As he watched him dive below, Spidey waited. Waiting to anticipate him and dodge out of the way.

" Though, it would be nice to be a Flying–Spider–Man. "
"Is that ALL you can do? shoot webs and toss things WITH said webs! I pity you!"

*Marx vanished before the object could hit, but he doesn't reappear...*

*In fact, looking down... something's chasing Spidey from under the ground!*
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Wonder if MJ's got plans. . .
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 AM
. . ! 🗯️

On instinct, the arachnid hero would jump out of the way to dodge the cutters with a back handspring.

" Y'know, I think you should cut that out! "

Looking around nearby, before pulling an object close by, and toss it with a web—!
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
" Huh. Remind me not to introduce you to Norman. "

A stretch.

" Alright, get your butt kicked it is. "
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I WORK THERE
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
" Well, it's either gonna end up one of two ways. You show a guy fighting a tiger or something, or I kick your butt.

I'd say go ahead. "
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
" Oh! Do you have a bear riding a unicycle?

At the very least you gotta have a balancing act of chaos and destruction. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
" I've met a lot of people. Got a good intuition about this sort of stuff. "

A shrug.

" Y'know, if I were you, I would'a wished for some legs. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
" Eh, usually Sony gives those. "
🐭“...Don’t tell me... Are you here for. The paycheck, or...?”
" Usually showing up uninvited is my thing.

That doesn't explain the staring. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
" Lemme guess. More than what you appear?

I wanna say. . . Wished for ultimate power. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Reposted by 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
If you see this post a Spider-Man

Art by Kohei Horikoshi (Deku is directly inspired by Spider-Man, specifically)
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
" Well, depends on who you're asking. 'Cause then Jonah would be a criminal.

Can a guy not be curious about the puntability of someone? "
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
" Usually showing up uninvited is my thing.

That doesn't explain the staring. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 AM
What do you want?
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
" Hey, my quips are great.

Wonder how far I can punt this little soccer ball. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM