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@wbgprez.bsky.social

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Can be described as: “a waffle-colored prezidential negro”

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$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 28

Fuck em, We ball

- A Melanated proverb

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steve harrington’s hair swoop @uxalchemist.blacksky.app · Aug 4

Bye young nigga no one want you in there 😫

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

Lmao I be trying to get invited to the 35+ parties I might be yn age but I ain’t tryna be w the yns 😭

steve harrington’s hair swoop @uxalchemist.blacksky.app · Aug 4

Speaking of over 35… am I wrong in thinking people over 35 would like to be plugged into events/parties that cater to over 35?

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$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

Ima act like I got some sense I promise 😭

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

Lmao I be trying to get invited to the 35+ parties I might be yn age but I ain’t tryna be w the yns 😭

steve harrington’s hair swoop @uxalchemist.blacksky.app · Aug 4

Speaking of over 35… am I wrong in thinking people over 35 would like to be plugged into events/parties that cater to over 35?

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

That’s a name I ain’t seen in a lil min lol

DIME 💎 @dimepieceees.bsky.social · Aug 4

Gunna better than WHO???? Yall got to be shitting me

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

Ima chill 💀

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

His skin gotta be at least 83% tobacco

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · Aug 4

Before you get upset...

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

How’s yall day going?

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

What am I even up for????

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Aug 4

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$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 29

Maybe a happy ending just isn’t in it for me

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 29

Goodnight

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 29

Yea……man…..yea

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 29

I’m hurtin rn dawg

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 29

My hair gone be long as hell frfr once I get this retwist

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Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.bsky.social · Jul 28

Bro I love women who have a good appetite. You niggas crazy. Saw a woman order a steak bout big ass her back and I was like "that's a good woman, Savannah"

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$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 29

I follow the right ppl yall be in yall own lil world fr 😂

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Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · Jul 29

Yall dont want the people that want yall…lets talk about it

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3ccentric @thereal3ccentric.bsky.social · Jul 28

If you got me I got you shit be that simple with me

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$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 28

A woman of culture 🤝🏼

cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · Jul 28

i mixed all the bits of leftovers from my 3.5s...at least 3 strains...

idk where this high is gonna take me

a woman wearing a crop top and sunglasses stands in front of a fireplace

Alt: a woman wearing a crop top and sunglasses stands in front of a fireplace, rocking side to side. she's high.

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$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 28

That woman look better than good credit 🤩

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Juicy J 🤎 @jerricurl.bsky.social · Jul 28

Feeling edible…

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$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 28

As a man if I invite you out on a date and i tell you “everything is on me” I’m actually prepared to pay everything

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 28

I lost brain cells ima never get back listening to this cheap ass nigga complain about a steak fajita 😭

Skeet LaQueefah @thequeenauntie.bsky.social · Jul 28

OMGGGGGGG ABSOLUTELY THE HELL NOT!!!!!! NOT YOU ANGRY OVER HER ORDERING FUCKING SIZZLING STEAK FAJITAS FROM TGIF FRIDAYS ON THE FIRST DATE?!?!?!?!?!?

$tatic $hock ⚡️ @wbgprez.bsky.social · Jul 28

Yes to an extent, ima introvert w extrovert skills & tendencies, but at heart that introvert I am needs that peace & to decompress