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Failed Grungler

@wasianbaby.bsky.social

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streets are saying twenty twenty six is the year of the wasian

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · Aug 21

TRANSSEXUAL BY BIRTH
WASIAN BY CHOICE
UNCIRCUMCISED BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 4h

I’M CRYING

Darakian @darakian.bsky.social · 18h

Seems like someone forgot to register the domain
www.hotgirlsforcuomo.com

www.hotgirlsforcuomo.com

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 4h

GLORY TO UHC IN THE HIGHEST!!!!! BOUNDLESS MIRTH

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 2d

Avoidant dominatrix, she beating around the bush

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 3d

Working on a new song called “You Can and Should Put Batteries Down the Garbage Disposal”

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 3d

“Can I put something on to set the mood, darling?” I reach over and seductively slide my near mint copy of Frogger: The Great Quest into the PS2. She orgasms immediately, assuredly the first occurrence of many in tonight’s escapades

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve been informed by a credible source that about $10M of that was just dog adoption fees for the runways. Subscribe to my substack to support my independent journalism

Forbes @forbes.com · 5d

The Coast Guard spent $172 million on the jets, according to The New York Times.

Coast Guard Reportedly Spent $172 Million On Private Jets For Kristi Noem’s Use

The Coast Guard spent $172 million on the jets, according to The New York Times.

www.forbes.com

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 4d

Normalize being a danger to yourself and others

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 4d

If you get a good answer please let me know LMAO

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merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

i bet it's really difficult to be into mummies sexually. like you search "mummy porn" and it's probably just endless videos of british incest

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 5d

The solution to 90% of your problems are one brisk october walk away

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 5d

They don’t tell you this but being hot is a skill check

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 5d

HEARTWARMING: Liberal senate-hopeful pledges that ICE agents will be required to rob your neighbors from their homes without masks and with nametags

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 6d

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 6d

in the gender. straight up "transing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 7d

How all of you look linking lead in protein shakes to the manosphere

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 7d

Why the fuck am i doing an earthquake drill on microsoft teams man

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 7d

Notice how culture warriors suddenly dont want men to go to therapy

WIRED @wired.com · 7d

"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle," says Roger Davis, a Cybertruck owner.

Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."

www.wired.com/story/owning...

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 8d

App idea: whenever you ejaculate, the app will post the sperm count of that load with a location to the timeline. check in with your bros to see how and where they’re spermin! entirely coded with ai

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 8d

Michael and Minerva. The Mouse family

Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 8d

So this is fine but calling baby keem a chaser is too far

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Failed Grungler @wasianbaby.bsky.social · 9d

Reading 6’0” on a dating profile and assuming it’s squirt distance