Vulpes Valentine
@vulpesvalentine.bsky.social
Host of Table for Two: https://media.rss.com/table-for-two-pod1/feed.xml
Writer: vulpesvalentine.blog
Game Designer: https://vulpes-valentine.itch.io/
he / him
Writer: vulpesvalentine.blog
Game Designer: https://vulpes-valentine.itch.io/
he / him
All these years later and Arcade Fire's "The Suburbs" still owns.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
All these years later and Arcade Fire's "The Suburbs" still owns.
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Alright, it's time...
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Alright, it's time...
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
Madoka Magica is what would happen if Gene Wolfe wrote Sailor Moon fan fic.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Madoka Magica is what would happen if Gene Wolfe wrote Sailor Moon fan fic.
Wanna hear about Kirby Air Riders, The Long Walk film adaptation, and my new podcast all at once?
Yeah you do.
Do so here, ya sickos.
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Yeah you do.
Do so here, ya sickos.
wp.me/pgxT7y-3a
Recency Bias Volume 6
As autumn draws to a close and we approach the dark and cloudy days of winter, it is important to remember the real reason for the season: to use all the extra time off to play video games. And whi…
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November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wanna hear about Kirby Air Riders, The Long Walk film adaptation, and my new podcast all at once?
Yeah you do.
Do so here, ya sickos.
wp.me/pgxT7y-3a
Yeah you do.
Do so here, ya sickos.
wp.me/pgxT7y-3a
I solemnly swear to comment praise on every picture of an animal I see.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I solemnly swear to comment praise on every picture of an animal I see.
Oh dayum, our podcast got some rad new art.
Check out Table for Two wherever you get podcasts!
(Note: the fullness of my beard is entirely aspirational)
Check out Table for Two wherever you get podcasts!
(Note: the fullness of my beard is entirely aspirational)
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh dayum, our podcast got some rad new art.
Check out Table for Two wherever you get podcasts!
(Note: the fullness of my beard is entirely aspirational)
Check out Table for Two wherever you get podcasts!
(Note: the fullness of my beard is entirely aspirational)
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Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
The thing about depression is... [stares into space, eyes a blank and lightless void as his interior world shatters like some towering glass structure unmade by the throw of a single stone, each shard leaving a fresh cut on its way to the ground]
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The thing about depression is... [stares into space, eyes a blank and lightless void as his interior world shatters like some towering glass structure unmade by the throw of a single stone, each shard leaving a fresh cut on its way to the ground]
Crash! Boom! Pow pow pow! Does this even qualify as a joke?
Check out my review of Absolum, one of the most purely enjoyable games I've played this year!
vulpesvalentine.blog/2025/11/18/a...
Check out my review of Absolum, one of the most purely enjoyable games I've played this year!
vulpesvalentine.blog/2025/11/18/a...
Absolum – Review
Rogue-likes have a certain kind of magic to their design: this stationary threat at the end of the road that sits, patient and menacing, for you to walk into its lair and claim victory over the gam…
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November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Crash! Boom! Pow pow pow! Does this even qualify as a joke?
Check out my review of Absolum, one of the most purely enjoyable games I've played this year!
vulpesvalentine.blog/2025/11/18/a...
Check out my review of Absolum, one of the most purely enjoyable games I've played this year!
vulpesvalentine.blog/2025/11/18/a...
The most powerful closing line of a piece of media I've encountered recently:
"We saved what we could and buried the horses."
"We saved what we could and buried the horses."
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The most powerful closing line of a piece of media I've encountered recently:
"We saved what we could and buried the horses."
"We saved what we could and buried the horses."
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Sahara Dessica Parcher would be a great drag name for a queen whose entire gimmick is being very thirsty all the time.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sahara Dessica Parcher would be a great drag name for a queen whose entire gimmick is being very thirsty all the time.
Me, watching Frankenstein: Guillermo Del Toro could do an ASTOUNDING Pathologic adaptation
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me, watching Frankenstein: Guillermo Del Toro could do an ASTOUNDING Pathologic adaptation
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Lucas Androit [WONDERCORD Voice Demo]
YouTube video by Pokito Productions
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November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Furries are infinitely more powerful beings than us average humans. They're constantly multiplying their sentences by 3. How can we compete?
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Furries are infinitely more powerful beings than us average humans. They're constantly multiplying their sentences by 3. How can we compete?
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I got a very moving Ask about avoiding defeatism on the forbidden website, and I wanted to share it because it's something I believe very strongly
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got a very moving Ask about avoiding defeatism on the forbidden website, and I wanted to share it because it's something I believe very strongly
Woah, check this out. You can, like, totally listen to the second episode of my podcast, Table for Two
Listen to Corvid Court - Part 2 - "Bird Society and Heists: A Thorough Analysis" on @rss.com rss.com/podcasts/tab...
Listen to Corvid Court - Part 2 - "Bird Society and Heists: A Thorough Analysis" on @rss.com rss.com/podcasts/tab...
Corvid Court - Part 2 - "Bird Society and Heists: A Thorough Analysis" | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
This week we are playing a single session of Corvid Court!Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop roleplaying games. Each month we pick a different game...
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November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Woah, check this out. You can, like, totally listen to the second episode of my podcast, Table for Two
Listen to Corvid Court - Part 2 - "Bird Society and Heists: A Thorough Analysis" on @rss.com rss.com/podcasts/tab...
Listen to Corvid Court - Part 2 - "Bird Society and Heists: A Thorough Analysis" on @rss.com rss.com/podcasts/tab...
Pac Man and Ms Pac Man are living in sin.
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Pac Man and Ms Pac Man are living in sin.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
New essay is now available for consumption directly into your upper face mouths! (if only there were another word for the round friends in your skull that see)
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Wanderstop and The Necessity of Play
Video games can be their own kind of chore. Free-to-play games laden with micro-transactions will supply dozens of reasons to log in every single day: Daily Login bonuses (which, of course, get bet…
vulpesvalentine.blog
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New essay is now available for consumption directly into your upper face mouths! (if only there were another word for the round friends in your skull that see)
vulpesvalentine.blog/2025/11/11/w...
vulpesvalentine.blog/2025/11/11/w...
Saying we NEED a two-party system is like saying we need SOME fascists.
"We can't have none! They could be right for all I know!"
"We can't have none! They could be right for all I know!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Saying we NEED a two-party system is like saying we need SOME fascists.
"We can't have none! They could be right for all I know!"
"We can't have none! They could be right for all I know!"
Y'all, if you haven't checked out my Actual Play podcast Table for Two, what are you even doing with your life?
Over a month's worth of episodes in the chamber and ready to go. Give us a listen wherever you get podcasts! #actualplay #ttrpg
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Over a month's worth of episodes in the chamber and ready to go. Give us a listen wherever you get podcasts! #actualplay #ttrpg
media.rss.com/table-for-tw...
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November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Y'all, if you haven't checked out my Actual Play podcast Table for Two, what are you even doing with your life?
Over a month's worth of episodes in the chamber and ready to go. Give us a listen wherever you get podcasts! #actualplay #ttrpg
media.rss.com/table-for-tw...
Over a month's worth of episodes in the chamber and ready to go. Give us a listen wherever you get podcasts! #actualplay #ttrpg
media.rss.com/table-for-tw...