The Tobin in the Woods
@vtobin.bsky.social
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Cognition, language, literature, occasional possums, potatoes. Being difficult. Elements of Surprise: Our Mental Limits and the Satisfactions of Plot.
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vtobin.bsky.social
the Tobin Unit is the unit of minimal forward progress on a project. if you do a Tobin Unit on your thing, you moved it forward and are good. feeling anxious and avoidant about a project? open that sucker up and do a Tobin Unit. maybe you moved a comma. great! now you are in good standing
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hayao.lol
RIP to Drew Struzan, the artist behind the iconic posters for so many classic Hollywood movies of the 70s and 80s

I can't pick a favorite, so I'll go with his unforgettable one sheet for 'John Carpenter's The Thing', a perfect poster for a perfect film, one I didn't know it was his until today 📽️
art for the poster of John Carpenter's The Thing, showing a man in a parka with the hood up, arms extended, against a fractal backdrop of ice with rays of white-blue light exploding from within the hood
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hurricanexyz.bsky.social
Again, this is not only an Appropriations Clause violation, it is literally why we HAVE an Appropriations Clause!
atrupar.com
Trump: "I had a very wealthy person who called -- a donor, a great gentleman -- and he said, 'if there's any money necessary, shortfall, for the paying of the troops, then I will pay it.' Meaning he will pay it. How about that?"
vtobin.bsky.social
this is EXCEPTIONALLY accurate
rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap
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thelong1930s.bsky.social
Lord Peter Wimsey is the narrative voice of The Waste Land.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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ryanlcooper.com
"In effect, these voters responded to the most comprehensive attempt to provide concrete benefits to them since the New Deal by loading an economic shotgun and pointing it directly at themselves." prospect.org/politics/202...
House Republicans Take Aim at Red-State Economies
President Biden bent over backwards to help left-behind communities get factories and jobs. Their congressional representatives don’t appreciate it.
prospect.org
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jacquelyngill.bsky.social
The new Wiley journal review system is an absolute nightmare. Editorial assistants have been replaced by a clunky, AI-enabled website that makes it harder to find and invite reviewers. Associate editor workloads have increased. I'm not convinced the invitations to reviewers are even going through.
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thejoegriffin.bsky.social
IMHO, the posters for After the Hunt look like ads for Marks & Spencers' autumn range.
Julia Roberts in a tweed jacket Andrew Garfield in a denim shirt
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doctorwaffle.substack.com
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
well, MY study of what percentage of human adults love ambiguity more than most people is based on an entirely unbiased sample of people at the linguistics conference, no problems there
sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I’m gonna release a bullshit not-peer-reviewed survey that claims “human adults think about squid more than any other animal”, but my sampling was just asking people at the cephalopod conference. Maybe they’ll write me up in the independent lmao.
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I’m gonna release a bullshit not-peer-reviewed survey that claims “human adults think about squid more than any other animal”, but my sampling was just asking people at the cephalopod conference. Maybe they’ll write me up in the independent lmao.
vtobin.bsky.social
in a separate note, roger moore looks like he’s had his spine fused
rufeydoof.bsky.social
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
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detectiveenters.bsky.social
NPR had a story about headlight brightness recently (maybe this one? www.wbur.org/onpoint/2025...) where the take-away IIRC was that the regulation focuses on one particular standard of "brightness" that manufacturers can meet while jacking up what a normal person would call "brightness"
Why are headlights brighter than they used to be?
If you feel like car headlights have gotten too bright, you’re not alone. The National Highway Traffic Administration receives more consumer complaints about headlight brightness than any other topic....
www.wbur.org
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bencollins.bsky.social
"Johnson said he was left tied up outside the building for nearly three hours.

'I asked [agents] why they were holding me if I was an American citizen, and they said I had to wait until they looked me up. I asked if they had a warrant and I asked for a lawyer. They never brought one.'"
Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'
The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.
chicago.suntimes.com
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marisakabas.bsky.social
SCOOP — The White House instructed all federal agency leadership on Tuesday to send out a mandatory message to workers blaming the impending potential government shutdown on House Democrats, The Handbasket was first to learn. Absolutely no modifications to the email were permitted.

My story:
Trump mandates all federal agencies send email blaming Dems for potential gov’t shutdown
Workers call the partisan email "a vile slap in the face."
www.thehandbasket.co
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mtsw.bsky.social
They like Trump and want to help him
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stfj.net
@puzzmo.com just launched a free mini crossword by Brooke.

🐸 bonus: it's amazing

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🍔 triple bonus: even if you are a crossword pro you will love this mini, each one is exquisite.

play it ⇢ www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...
xws.bsky.social
2 years ago: @stfj.net says puzzmo will never run minis
6 months ago: @orta.io and i brainstorm how i might design a mini that could change zach's mind
today: @puzzmo.com's first mini

join us for 30 days of minis that teach you how to solve crosswords. start here:

www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...
vtobin.bsky.social
oh no it's noticing-this-o-clock again

WHY must the edges and creases of things pursue filth in secret so assiduously :(

also i failed to wear gloves when i attacked all the greasy filth so now i have degreased my hands, and not in a good way
vtobin.bsky.social
It sure is a never-ending source of wonder how, as soon as you look away, what things (the backs of things, the insides of things, the undersides of things, the edges of things, even things right in front of you that just happen not to be in your plane of focus, fuck you, WALLS) turn is: Gross
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nameshiv.bsky.social
Destroy car dealerships and you save US democracy
drtaragoddard.com
whoa. Every single one of the Sinclair advert buyers on this list is automotive or automotive related (insurance). That is one aspect of the power in our society held by car companies that I haven't seen studied enough.
circlesspinning.bsky.social
For those in #Sinclair and #Nexstar markets.... #Boycott the advertisers!! After all, Disney got the message that way! There may be some you can’t, but there are some you can!
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londonreviewbookshop.co.uk
the booker prize judges make a lot of fuss about having to read 153 books. but assuming an average weight of 750g per book, that comes in at 115kg of literature - or just under the weight of a single adult male ostrich