Johnny
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Johnny
@vorpalsw0rd.bsky.social
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I have this pain in my chest that goes away when I drink beer. Only here for politics, scatology and chat.
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Cromarty. Great name for a cat. I’ll call my next 2 Tyne and Dogger 😃
I've been chatting on WhatsApp today with the woman we got our kittens from. Both their parents are short-haired tabbies, so Cromarty's long black fur was confusing. She then sent me a picture of Cromarty's uncle Fred! It's uncanny.
Golf pairings?
Pigpen
Keith
Brent
Jerry
Vince
Hunter
Barlow
Phil
Donna

💙 💀 🌹
All gin, no vermouth. Empress for preference, otherwise Hendricks or nothing. Mmmmmm
I don’t care. Take up something useful like medicine or engineering
Too much to read. So I didn’t. Not diff his target audience
The kiss of death…for Andrew Cuomo.
Milquetoast “maybe” you should have done it already.
I had to watch Terminator 2 the day after seeing it for the first time. Know exactly where you’re at
Thinking back to when the Matrix came out and I saw it in theaters 3 times in 5 days. Wonder if there'll ever be a movie that makes me do that again.
The sun should be highest at noon. 12:00. I don’t see hire this is even a controversy.
📒 NEW STUDY: “Permanent Daylight Saving Time hinders the stability of circadian rhythms, posing public health risks, especially for adolescents and evening chronotypes.” 👉 Permanent Standard Time is needed instead!
Could he possibly be called Andrew Release the Epstein Files Mountbatten Windsor?

Asking for a friend
The Regime.

That’s all we need to say now.
From MSNBC: Half of the states in this country plus DC sued the Regime over the suspension of SNAP Benefits for 40 million people which includes 17 million children, elderly & disabled people, also military personnel & veterans for the month of Nov. A federal judge is supposed to make a ruling soon.
I prefer “whacked” we all know that the goodfellas weren’t
I’m so tired of seeing content like this on BlueSky. It belongs on LinkedIn, the professional networking platform.
Here’s a crazy thought. I’d love to see the A Level exams by the joint matriculation board in 1983 for Maths, Physics, Chemistry and General Studies. I doubt I’d understand any of them now.
Came here to say just this. He hates who they hate and makes hatred acceptable
He normalizes their white supremacy. That’s all that matters to them. Period.
I’m surprised he survived. You just know he’s licking the gold leaf in the oval. Doesn’t do well with massive magnetic fields. Must be fake gold. He was conned.
Maybe they’re just looking for a heart.
Even if you are leader of the free world, you don’t just get an MRI without a clear reason to do so.

There’s no such thing as a “screening” MRI.
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This is like not being invited to the dentist's for a root canal.
Yes, but you should nonetheless apologize.
Watchya gonna go when the novelty is gone?
Gotta have somewhere to keep all those top secret documents
Canal Street is the gay zone in Manchester. Its sign frequently loses both initial letters.
If you are in or around Chicago, I have been informed that the "C" has fallen off the sign on the Canal Street Bridge.

Enjoy.
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If you are in or around Chicago, I have been informed that the "C" has fallen off the sign on the Canal Street Bridge.

Enjoy.
And the pics show exactly how reinforced the roof is/was. Useful intel for adversaries
Ok. But can I cover my neighbors ox instead? Gimme a break!
Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
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Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.