Viviennui
@vivienigma.bsky.social
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🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ Vivien, She/Her. Failed writer, amateur woman, mid barista. 36. ☪️🏳️‍🌈. ☀️♍️🌙♑️🌅♓️.
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hanging with two separate friends back to back for many hours in a single day gets me like, "where's the studio audience? this has gotta be a special episode of the viv show"
sorry i haven't been funny recently, i'll get back to the yuck yuck when i'm done with yowch
"waa wasakh baad tahay" for the multilingual and curious
sometimes the echolalia is a funny sound from a cartoon, and sometimes it's that devastating thing your dad used to say to your face
my dick? nah, that's my invalid handle
having the one side of my face quiverring in pain is less than ideal because now i can't punch it to relieve my stress
"earth, wind, fire, and air"
...that's air twice, some witches 🙄
i got soooo much snot on my shrink's shirt today
i want to give up this life and start over. everything now is an act of salvage, of make do; how many of my teeth will i get to keep, how many of my active years do i still have to enjoy before i'm too old, how much love can i still earn with this decrepit, poverty stricken body?
hey, it's tooth hurty am, lol.
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You're such cuddlebait. Absolute admirationbait. Honestly respectbait. Committedlongtermrelationshipbait.
"why do you always look so sad all the time?"
"......you know how they say if you keep making that face it'll stay that way?"
who up grittin' they teeth, clenchin they jaw, stiffenin' they upper lip, whitenin' they knuckles, and grinnin' through they pain?
hardship? again? why the hell can't we have softship for a change?
sorry boss, i dont think i can come in to work today. i have to spend the next 8 to 12 hours in the fetal position
no thoughts, just a dry socket and endless pain. life's good
just had to put in for an accommodation to wear a mask at work 🙄 truly, the money wants to be done with covid
to damn near 7 ft tall trans woman who i just served the no-whip psl:
i dont know u, but i think i love u
bisexual, but every single man on earth is beneath me, and every woman on earth is my better. and if you're both or neither? case by case basis
bisexual, but every single man on earth is beneath me, and every woman on earth is my better. and if you're both or neither? case by case basis
i am increasingly straight woman coded, and i hate it. bisexuality is a curse
this customer is a completely unremarkable man in every way, except he's got a baby in a baby bjorn, so unfortunately, i am in heat