Kelvyn Taylor
@vibroseis.bsky.social
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Ex-seismic layabout. Former editor of Personal Computer World magazine (UK). Copywriter, guitarist, grandad. Coach parties welcome.
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Yep, I'm new here. Don't have a lot to offer except some gentle guitar music, if you like that kind of thing.

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Those commies love their paperwork
Style.
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by
Also easier on the fingers!
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Yep, I am, and thanks! Electrics are a relatively new thing for me.
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
It’s taken me over 2 hours to get to this stage, still haven’t played anything. Now time to clear up for dinner 🤣🤣🤣
You're not alone there - but one day, something will pop out and you'll wonder where it came from :-) Music breeds music - keep listening & playing!
God help us - 2 seasons about a bloody influencer? Truly we live in weird times.
Hah - I haven't written anything new for about 3 years...currently just retweaking old stuff! It's such a faff putting everything together, and as I haven't done so for a year or more, I've forgotten how!
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The people running this country have zero respect for the Constitution, laws, rules of ethics and professional responsibility, traditions or norms. They are lawless gangsters drunk on power and nobody in their party outside the admin has the courage or integrity to stop them.
It takes me so long to get set up to record some guitar that by the time I'm ready I've lost interest. Oh for a dedicated little studio, or even just a tiny room.
Nice to see a brand new Waterstones branch in Staines, even if it is just one that's moved 50 metres or so to a location inside the Elmsleigh Centre.
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This morning my ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted.

It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.

The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.
Has your pup invented anti-gravity yet?
Communists and terrorists in full swing. Scary stuff.
The war zone in Portland is out of control.
A mind any smaller than Gill's would struggle to breathe
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
Yup - mainly things like DNA, fingerprints or new witnesses. But there have been some successful retrials.
And in other news, this Onion News piece has never been equalled
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8du6...
America is what happens when a country has far too many lawyers
(mind you, Google Contacts is the same - full of dead people or non-working numbers)
I cannot remember a single mobile phone number except my own, but like you my synapses are full of old most useless landline numbers. I guess as we don't have to dial/type them any more the muscle memory doesn't kick in?
How do you level up to get a sharp pointy object?
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.